Ask SpongeBob SquarePants

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

3 hours ago, Snoopy Fan said:

There was that one time where I broke the entire bottom half of my body.

How did you feel after the injury, did you at least have sick days to justify your absences from work at the Krusty Krub?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

13 minutes ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

How did you feel after the injury, did you at least have sick days to justify your absences from work at the Krusty Krub?

I actually had the day off when I got the injury.

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

Spongebob I would like to ask you a new question after a long time, have you ever thought about leaving your job as an employee of Krusty Krub and considering opening your own family-run business?

[cookiesandcremebakes 63]

SPONGEBOB CAN WE BE BESTIES???

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

2 hours ago, cookiesandcremebakes said:

SPONGEBOB CAN WE BE BESTIES???

Sure.

On 2025-07-02 at 9:59 AM, MLP Golden Breezie said:

Spongebob I would like to ask you a new question after a long time, have you ever thought about leaving your job as an employee of Krusty Krub and considering opening your own family-run business?

I did once open my own restaurant in my own house called SpongeBob’s Place. I’m not sure if I’ll try it again though.

[Sparklefan1234 189,014]

Is there any crab meat in a Krabby Patty? 

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

11 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Is there any crab meat in a Krabby Patty? 

No

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

SpongeBob, how would you feel if you were turned into a griffin?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

31 minutes ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

SpongeBob, how would you feel if you were turned into a griffin?

Well, I think it would be pretty cool to fly, but I’m worried I might scare Patrick.

[liujiadong 3,287]

Squidward hates you so much, so why do you still want to be friends with him?

 

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

1 minute ago, liujiadong said:

Squidward hates you so much, so why do you still want to be friends with him?

 

Because I want to be friends with everyone, and friendship is magic.

[liujiadong 3,287]

If you went to Equestria, who would you be friends with?

 

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

19 minutes ago, liujiadong said:

If you went to Equestria, who would you be friends with?

 

I would like to be friends with these Mane 6 I’ve heard so much about.

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

On 11/30/2025 at 4:29 PM, Snoopy Fan said:

Well, I think it would be pretty cool to fly, but I’m worried I might scare Patrick.

Heh heh, why don't you go and play a prank on your friend Squidward as griffins?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

19 minutes ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

Heh heh, why don't you go and play a prank on your friend Squidward as griffins?

Maybe

[flooperdooper 89]

how do you stay so darn happy all the time, mr. squarepants?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

1 minute ago, flooperdooper said:

how do you stay so darn happy all the time, mr. squarepants?

I just think happy thoughts 

[Sparklefan1234 189,014]

What would SpongeBob like for CHRISTMAS this year?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What would SpongeBob like for CHRISTMAS this year?

A case for my spatula.

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

On 12/8/2025 at 9:59 PM, Snoopy Fan said:

Maybe

Come on, it would be funny to see your friend Squidward run away because you look like a griffin! By the way, what are your favorite hobbies?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

Moments ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

Come on, it would be funny to see your friend Squidward run away because you look like a griffin! By the way, what are your favorite hobbies?

Maybe if he tries scaring me again on Halloween I can do it as payback. Also my favorite hobbies are jellyfishing, blowing bubbles, and practicing karate.

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

2 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

Maybe if he tries scaring me again on Halloween I can do it as payback. Also my favorite hobbies are jellyfishing, blowing bubbles, and practicing karate.

Have you ever thought about bringing a jellyfish to prank Squidward?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

Moments ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

Have you ever thought about bringing a jellyfish to prank Squidward?

No, because the jellyfish would probably sting him.

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,508]

1 minute ago, Snoopy Fan said:

No, because the jellyfish would probably sting him.

then last question, have you ever tried putting another ingredient in the krabby patty to serve a customer you didn't like as a prank?

[Snoopy Fan 17,657]

Moments ago, MLP Golden Breezie said:

then last question, have you ever tried putting another ingredient in the krabby patty to serve a customer you didn't like as a prank?

No, because I like all the customers.