Citizens of Equestria RP ponies

[Viola Ravencroft]

14 hours ago, Avery Quillhelm said:

Quillhelm turned to Spike, blinking with a blank stare before glancing back at Maud. With a small nod, he offered her a respectful acknowledgment from a distance.

*

Quillhelm plopped down beside Viola with the energy of someone settling in for some quality drama.

“Oh, Tirek? Please—walking bad attitude with horns. Total oversized grumpzilla.”

 

 

 

*Viola gives Quillhelm a look as she sees him sit beside her before turning her attention back to Spike*

22 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Maud Pie: "My heart is aflutter." A grey pony with a purple mane and a passion for rocks sighed in the distance. 💕💕/😜

 

Spike, wearily: "Twilight says I'm not allowed to drink coffee yet but I feel like I could use something to pick myself up." *Yawns* 🥱

"And what would happen if you just....drank it anyway without her permission?" *Viola asks Spike*

[Avery Quillhelm]

15 hours ago, Rapid Quill said:

Free Thinker: /suddenly a minty green pegasus landed nearby and started stomping on some nearby flowers/

14 hours ago, Spike said:

"Are you kidding? Princess Twilight and the Elements of Harmony would take care of those knuckleheads in no time flat!" Exclaimed Spike proudly. 😌

 

"Don't forget an honest to goodness home-wrecker!" Spike piped up. 😤

 

“Speaking of homewreckers—what is that pony doing over there?” He mutter quietly to himself.

Quillhelm watched as the green Pegasus happily stomped through the flowerbed like it owed them money.

[Sparklefan1234 185,837]

55 minutes ago, Avery Quillhelm said:

“Speaking of homewreckers—what is that pony doing over there?” He mutter quietly to himself.

Quillhelm watched as the green Pegasus happily stomped through the flowerbed like it owed them money.

Spike: "Being a pain in the-" 😒

Twilight Sparkle:

"Spike?" Princess Twilight Sparkle said suddenly running up to her loyal assistant "Were you able to restock our supply of scrolls and quills?

I have to send Princess Luna a message regarding the Royal Moon Party being held in the Canterlot gardens this weekend."

Spike: "Yup. Got 'em right here." Spike said patting his satchel "Would you like anything else while I'm out?"🤔

Twilight Sparkle: "Splendid! Great job as usual, Spike." Twilight smiled to her loyal friend

"No thank you. I have lunch covered." The Princess smiled kindly "Three-cheese burritos for being so kind and helpful. Your favorite!".😊

"REALLY!? WOW! THANKS, TWILIGHT" Spike smiled excitedly giving his friend a dragon-sized hug "YOU'RE THE BEST!" 🥰

"Aww! You're very Welcome, Spike." Twilight smiled back tussling Spike's spines "Now, let's get home and eat before the burritos get cold and soggy."

"Right behind you!" Spike said eagerly making *yum* *yum* noises as he trotted behind his friend.🤤

[Avery Quillhelm]

Quillhelm could hardly believe his eyes—Princess Twilight, right there in the flesh. He blinked a few times, stunned, as he and the others watched the two figures disappear from view.

 

 

(JkXD)

“Well… that was a warm welcome,” he finally said, breaking the silence as he turned to look at @Sparklefan1234 @Clawdeen @ExplosionMare and @Nook Cranny

(breaking a fourth wall instead of naming all the characters  which I’ve lost track of )

[Sparklefan1234 185,837]

13 minutes ago, Avery Quillhelm said:

Quillhelm could hardly believe his eyes—Princess Twilight, right there in the flesh. He blinked a few times, stunned, as he and the others watched the two figures disappear from view.

 

 

(JkXD)

“Well… that was a warm welcome,” he finally said, breaking the silence as he turned to look at @Sparklefan1234 @Clawdeen @ExplosionMare and @Nook Cranny

(breaking a fourth wall instead of naming all the characters  which I’ve lost track of )

 

Twilight: "That's odd." Twilight Sparkle said with a stop "I just had the strangest feeling I saw a new pony I've never met before." 

Spike:

"That's probably just the burrito." Spike said hungrily "Eating too fast makes me see weird stuff, too." *thinking*

"Oh, you mean my new friend Avery Quillhelm, the pony with the "I'm SO tired!" look on his face?" 🫩 

Twilight:

"Yes. Goodness, the improv classes you've been taking with Big Macintosh have really been paying off. I thought you were Avery for a moment there. Bravo!" 

Edited August 6 by Sparklefan1234

[Rapid Quill]

Rapid Quill: /to Spike face reddening/ "I am so sorry about him! He's um not usually so...aggressive towards...plants. I think he must have missed his nap or something and is simply taking it out on those defenseless flowers. But don't worry if you'll excuse me I'll go talk some sense into him and get him to stop!"

5 hours ago, Avery Quillhelm said:

 

“Speaking of homewreckers—what is that pony doing over there?” He mutter quietly to himself.

Quillhelm watched as the green Pegasus happily stomped through the flowerbed like it owed them money.

 

Rapid Quill: /shyly rubs his hoof against the ground/ "Yeah, let me just go see if I can't...correct his behavior. Be back in a flash!" /laughs awkwardly at his own joke/ /teleports from his spot and reappears in front of Free Thinker and asks him in a hushed whisper/ "Just what do you think you are doing to those flowers? I thought we talked about this? If you want to earn these ponies trust you can't run around destroying their stuff. Wild flowers? Fine. But not ones clearly owned by some pony. What are you even doing here anyway? I thought we were meeting elsewhere to do the thing?"

Free Thinker: /sees Rapid appearing in front of him and just sort of groans as he scolds him/ "Yeah, well when you didn't show up I got bored and came looking for you. Imagine my surprise when I found you here...fraternizing with...with goody goodies? As for the flowers...meh I was just bored and they were there just begging to be destroyed by me! I really couldn't resist! Anywho, why do you even care? They're not even yours!"

Rapid Quill: /takes a deep breath/ "Sorry for being...late I just had...things to take care of."

Free Thinker: /just looks at him knowingly and smirks/ "Let me guess, you got lost, didn't you? I keep trying to tell you to stop with the whole teleporting thing until you got it under your control, but then you never listen."

Rapid Quill: /race reddens/ "Lost what? No, I so didn't get lost. I...simply wanted something to drink and...and that nice pony over there was going to give me one." /gestures towards Avery/

Free Thinker: /just stares before looking over at the pony Rapid gestured at/ "Yeah, sure okay." /spots Twilight/ "Uhhh the princess is here! Oh man! She'll ruin all my fun!" /stops destroying the flowers and tries to act all casual by sitting/ 

Rapid Quill: /also sees Spike was no longer alone and had Twilight with him/ "Oh wow the Princess of Friendship herself! I gotta meet her! Maybe she'll sign my book! Be back in flash! Just try not to break anything in the meantime. Okay?"

Free Thinker: /rolls his eyes/ "Whatever...fan pony!"

Rapid Quill: /gives him a look before teleporting himself in front of Twilight/ /he grinned at her/  "Hello Princess! Oh wow it really is you, isn't it? I've always wanted to meet you! I read your Friendship Journal and it was truly inspiring. Would you mind terribly signing it for me?" /telekinetically levitates his copy from his saddlebag along with a quill and floats them in front of her/

@Sparklefan1234

Edited August 6 by Nook Cranny

[Twilight Sparkle]

22 minutes ago, Rapid Quill said:

Rapid Quill: /gives him a look before teleporting himself in front of Twilight/ /he grinned at her/  "Hello Princess! Oh wow it really is you, isn't it? I've always wanted to meet you! I read your Friendship Journal and it was truly inspiring. Would you mind terribly signing it for me?" /telekinetically levitates his copy from his saddlebag along with a quill and floats them in front of her/

 

Twilight Sparkle: *Startled* "Um...Hello? 😳 *Whisper to Spike* "I thought we sent Star Tracker to the Shadow Realm". 🙃

Spike: "Um, that's Rapid Quill, Twilight." 😬

Twilight Sparkle:

"Oh, my apologies." 😊 "Rapid Quill" is it? *signs Rapid Quill's book and smiles awkwardly*

"It was very nice meeting you, Rapid Quill. I hope that you enjoy your time in Ponyville.".😳

 

 

Edited August 6 by Sparklefan1234

[Nook Cranny 202]

21 minutes ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

 

Twilight Sparkle: *Startled* "Um...Hello? 😳 *Whisper to Spike* "I thought we sent Star Tracker to the Shadow Realm". 🙃

Spike: "Um, that's Rapid Quill, Twilight." 😬

Twilight Sparkle:

"Oh, my apologies." 😊 "Rapid Quill" is it? *signs Rapid Quill's book and smiles awkwardly*

"It was very nice meeting you, Rapid Quill. I hope that you enjoy your time in Ponyville.".😳

 

 

 

Rapid Quill: /smiles as Twilight signs his copy/ "Thanks and thanks for the welcome Princess Twilight." /frowns when she confuses him for Star Tracker/ "Oh who's Star Tracker? I've never heard of him. Although, I could have sworn I read every page of your book. I'm pretty sure I would have remembered... Should I know who he is? Is he in your book?" /starts quickly skimming through the pages in search of Star Tracker/ /sadly his telekinesis was so fast that the pages in his book caught fire freaking Rapid so much that he dropped the book/ "Oh no not again!" /starts stomping on the book to put the fire out trying to save his book/ /starts mumbling under his breath about his stupid magic ruining everything/

 

ooc: I totally laughed at poor Twilight clearly having flashbacks of Star Tracker and accidentally mistaking Rapid for him! Poor Rapid for being mistaken for that crazy!

Edited August 6 by Nook Cranny

[Twilight Sparkle]

11 minutes ago, Nook Cranny said:

ooc: I totally laughed at poor Twilight clearly having flashbacks of Star Tracker and accidentally mistaking Rapid for him! Poor Rapid for being mistaken for that crazy!

ooc: Rapid's exuberance over Twilight reminded me of Star Tracker immediately so that's where that came from. I'm glad you liked it. 😋

11 minutes ago, Nook Cranny said:

Rapid Quill: /smiles as Twilight sings his copy/ "Thanks and thanks for the welcome Princess Twilight." /frowns when she confuses him for Star Tracker/ "Oh who's Star Tracker? I've never heard of him. Although, I could have sworn I read every page of your book. I'm pretty sure I would have remembered... Should I know who he is? Is he in your book?" /starts quickly skimming through the pages in search of Star Tracker/ /sadly his telekinesis was so fast that the pages in his book caught fire freaking Rapid so much that he dropped the book/ "Oh no not again!" /starts stomping on the book to put the fire out trying to save his book/ /starts mumbling under his breath about his stupid magic ruining everything/

"Not to worry." Princess Twilight said looking to Spike who was retrieving a brand new book from his pack

"We always keep a a copy handy in case of book destruction emergencies. A little trick I picked up from my friend, Pinkie Pie."

(Note: "How did I learn the word "handy"?"🤔)

Edited August 6 by Sparklefan1234

[Rapid Quill]

ooc: Yeah, Rapid Quill tends to get overly excited whenever he meet someone famous!

 

Rapid Quill: /watches as Twilight pulls out a brand new copy of her Friendship Journal and gives it to him/ "Aw, thank you so much! This is great! I just hope it doesn't burst into flames again. That's kind of why I go through so many paper and quills heh..." /ears lowers and he sighs as he puts the book into his saddlebag for safe keeping/

 

[Sparklefan1234 185,837]

15 minutes ago, Rapid Quill said:

ooc: Yeah, Rapid Quill tends to get overly excited whenever he meet someone famous!

 

Rapid Quill: /watches as Twilight pulls out a brand new copy of her Friendship Journal and gives it to him/ "Aw, thank you so much! This is great! I just hope it doesn't burst into flames again. That's kind of why I go through so many paper and quills heh..." /ears lowers and he sighs as he puts the book into his saddlebag for safe keeping/

 

*Nearby, a fabulous unicorn and her pegasus protege were busy working on a exciting marketing campaign*

Rarity: *Confused* "You would like me to wear the helmet whilst drinking a carbonated beverage from it and dancing?"

Pipp Petals: "Trust me, Rarity!" the small pegasus said encouragingly

"Creatures from Appleoosa to Zephyr Heights are going to go PONANAS for the "Gallop 'n' Go" drink hat! At least, that's what my agent keeps telling me." 

Rarity: "Well, I've gotten this far into the fabulous world of Horseywood with your wealth of helpful advice so, why stop now?" 

Pipp: That's the spirit, Babe! Now, say the line!" 

Rarity:

"Very well." *Ahem* "With the "Gallop 'n' Go you'll be able to gallop and go anywhere while being able to drink the delicious...*drinks, Eughh*...sodaah

that you've been dreaming of from the comfort of your very own skull! Get your gallop on 'n' go get yours today!"😊

Pipp Petals: *singsong* "That was Ah-Maze-Ing, Rare Bear!" Pipp smiled brightly but next time try not to wretch while drinking the soda, m'kay?" 😊

Rarity: *Grimacing* I will try my best, one more time from the top?" 😬

Pipp Petals: Alrighty! Let's get to it and...ACTION!" 😆🎬

Rarity: *Sighs heavily* "Wonderful, Darling." 🙄

 

 

[Rapid Quill]

Free Thinker: /spots a unicorn and a pegasus doing some sort of ad commercial and getting a really evil, mischievous idea he grins/ /he flies off and returns with a bucket full of icy cold water and hovering over the two with it he laughs/ "Hey you two, what's soaking wet and clueless? You two hahahaha!" /dumps the water all over them while laughing like a nut/ "You should totally see the look on your faces! Priceless!"

Rapid Quill: /sees this and looks mortified/ /he rushes over to the group and shoots his pegasus friend a glare/ "Free Thinker, just what in equestria do you think you are doing?"

Free Thinker: "Having fun! What else? Maybe you should try it sometime?"

Rapid Quill: "I am fun!"

Free Thinker: "Not now you're not! In fact, you sound like you are getting mad."

Rapid Quill: "I am not mad! Now shut it!" /taking a deep breath turns to the soaking wet ponies/ "I am so sorry about him! Really, I don't know what's gotten into him today. He doesn't usually act like this I swear!" /subtlety casts a high charismatic spell on himself to make it sound like he is telling the truth even though he isn't/ "Now lucky for you two I think I might have a dry towel in my bag. Ah here we go." /telekinetically pulls out a dry towel from his saddlebag and offers it to the soaking wet unicorn and pegasus/ 

[Rarity]

52 minutes ago, Rapid Quill said:

Free Thinker: /spots a unicorn and a pegasus doing some sort of ad commercial and getting a really evil, mischievous idea he grins/ /he flies off and returns with a bucket full of icy cold water and hovering over the two with it he laughs/ "Hey you two, what's soaking wet and clueless? You two hahahaha!" /dumps the water all over them while laughing like a nut/ "You should totally see the look on your faces! Priceless!"

Rapid Quill: /sees this and looks mortified/ /he rushes over to the group and shoots his pegasus friend a glare/ "Free Thinker, just what in equestria do you think you are doing?"

Free Thinker: "Having fun! What else? Maybe you should try it sometime?"

Rapid Quill: "I am fun!"

Free Thinker: "Not now you're not! In fact, you sound like you are getting mad."

Rapid Quill: "I am not mad! Now shut it!" /taking a deep breath turns to the soaking wet ponies/ "I am so sorry about him! Really, I don't know what's gotten into him today. He doesn't usually act like this I swear!" /subtlety casts a high charismatic spell on himself to make it sound like he is telling the truth even though he isn't/ "Now lucky for you two I think I might have a dry towel in my bag. Ah here we go." /telekinetically pulls out a dry towel from his saddlebag and offers it to the soaking wet unicorn and pegasus/ 

*Angry*

“WHO WAS THAT UNBELIEVABLY RUDE, VULGAR AND UNCOUTH STALLION!?” the drenched unicorn cried 

“I WAS, “IN THE ZONE”, AS IT WERE AND THAT RUFFIAN COST US VALUABLE REHEARSAL TIME!” 😡

Edited August 7 by Sparklefan1234

[Nook Cranny 202]

Rapid Quill: /face reddens as Rarity is understandably upset/ "Oh him that...that would be Free Thinker. He's sort of my um... We're sort of kind of...dating. We're a team. He teaches me things and I teach him some stuff. It...works! Oh and we totally get each other! The only reason he is acting like this is...is um I think he had a really bad nightmare last night and it scared him so much that now he's taking it out on others; which I told him not to do. Didn't I honey?"

Free Thinker: /still hovering above them sends Rapid a glare/ "What, don't be ridiculous! I don't have bad dreams and nothing scares me! As my boyfriend you should remember that."

Rapid Quill: "Now now you don't have to act all brave for me. I know you have bad dreams that keep you up all night. After all, we do live together and I notice these things. Now stop acting out and come down here and apologize to Rarity and Pipp."

Free Thinker: /just sighs as he hated whenever Rapid got like this/ "Fine Mr. Spoiled Sport over here acting all bossy! You know, you're supposed to be my friend not my mother!"

Rapid Quill: /smirks/ "You know you love it!" /sticks tongue childishly out at him/

Free Thinker: /groaning lands beside Rapid/ "Yeah yeah. Look, I'm sorry for ruining...uh whatever this is. And sorry for getting you all soaking wet! Although, you have to admit the look on your faces was pretty..."

Rapid Quill: /just gives him a warning look to shut it/

Free Thinker: "I mean yeah okay so it wasn't as funny as I thought."

Rapid Quill: /smiles/ "That's better! Now why don't we all calm down and start over?"

Free Thinker: /grumbles/ "If you guys start talking about feelings I'm out..."

Rapid: /laughs awkwardly/ "Oh Free Thinker hon, you are so funny sometimes! Such a kidder! Isn't he a riot everyone?"

[Rarity]

10 hours ago, Nook Cranny said:

Rapid Quill: /face reddens as Rarity is understandably upset/ "Oh him that...that would be Free Thinker. He's sort of my um... We're sort of kind of...dating. We're a team. He teaches me things and I teach him some stuff. It...works! Oh and we totally get each other! The only reason he is acting like this is...is um I think he had a really bad nightmare last night and it scared him so much that now he's taking it out on others; which I told him not to do. Didn't I honey?"

Free Thinker: /still hovering above them sends Rapid a glare/ "What, don't be ridiculous! I don't have bad dreams and nothing scares me! As my boyfriend you should remember that."

Rapid Quill: "Now now you don't have to act all brave for me. I know you have bad dreams that keep you up all night. After all, we do live together and I notice these things. Now stop acting out and come down here and apologize to Rarity and Pipp."

Free Thinker: /just sighs as he hated whenever Rapid got like this/ "Fine Mr. Spoiled Sport over here acting all bossy! You know, you're supposed to be my friend not my mother!"

Rapid Quill: /smirks/ "You know you love it!" /sticks tongue childishly out at him/

Free Thinker: /groaning lands beside Rapid/ "Yeah yeah. Look, I'm sorry for ruining...uh whatever this is. And sorry for getting you all soaking wet! Although, you have to admit the look on your faces was pretty..."

Rapid Quill: /just gives him a warning look to shut it/

Free Thinker: "I mean yeah okay so it wasn't as funny as I thought."

Rapid Quill: /smiles/ "That's better! Now why don't we all calm down and start over?"

Free Thinker: /grumbles/ "If you guys start talking about feelings I'm out..."

Rapid: /laughs awkwardly/ "Oh Free Thinker hon, you are so funny sometimes! Such a kidder! Isn't he a riot everyone?"

 

Rarity: "Oh. My sincerest apologies." an embarrassed Rarity blushed "It was very nice to meet you both but Ms. Petals and I simply must get back to work. Toodaloo!"

[Rapid Quill]

5 hours ago, Rarity said:

 

Rarity: "Oh. My sincerest apologies." an embarrassed Rarity blushed "It was very nice to meet you both but Ms. Petals and I simply must get back to work. Toodaloo!"

 

Rapid Quill: /frowns at her/ "Oh no you didn't do anything wrong. I'm the one who's sorry and annoyed because somebody thought it a good idea to soak the two of you and be a real pain in the hindquarters..." /clearly at somebody he easily referring to Free Thinker/

Free Thinker: "Yeah sorry. Was only trying to lighten the mood. Oh I should probably get going too. Gotta uh go get something for my friend here..."

Rapid Quill: /expression softens/ "For me? Aw, you didn't have to go and get me anything!"

Free Thinker: "I know, but I want to. Saw it and thought of you. Please don't get all mushy about it. It's no big deal."

Rapid Quill: "Aw, but it is! Isn't he the sweetest and cutest thing? He acts all tough, but inside he's just a big ole softie! Aren't you Thinkiekens?"

Free Thinker: /rolls his eyes/ "Ugh, not the pet name again!"

Rapid Quill: "Aw, but you luv it admit it!"

Free Thinker: "No, I don't and don't say it like that. Ponies are watching..."

Rapid Quill: "Well if it makes you feel any better you can call me something. I won't mind."

Free Thinker: /thinks/ "Uh how about Mr. Pushy Bossy Pants?"

Rapid Quill: /giggles/ "Feel better Thinkie?"

Free Thinker: "Maybe a little. Well gotta fly!" /takes off in the sky and flies away/

Rapid Quill: /sighs watching him and to no one in particular/ "Isn't he just the cutest and the sweetest most perfect boyfriend ever?" 

[Rapid Quill]

Free Thinker as Fluttershy: /suddenly the mischievous changeling returns in Fluttershy's form and starts impersonating her just because he can and for the mere fun of it. he flies over and lands where he had previously trampled the flowers and acts all sad. he perfectly mimic's Fluttershy's voice/ "Oh my these poor flowers! Who could have done such a mean, horrible thing and why? These poor flowers never hurt any pony."

 

Edited August 7 by Nook Cranny

[Pipp Petals]

1 hour ago, Rapid Quill said:

 

Rapid Quill: /frowns at her/ "Oh no you didn't do anything wrong. I'm the one who's sorry and annoyed because somebody thought it a good idea to soak the two of you and be a real pain in the hindquarters..." /clearly at somebody he easily referring to Free Thinker/

Free Thinker: "Yeah sorry. Was only trying to lighten the mood. Oh I should probably get going too. Gotta uh go get something for my friend here..."

Rapid Quill: /expression softens/ "For me? Aw, you didn't have to go and get me anything!"

Free Thinker: "I know, but I want to. Saw it and thought of you. Please don't get all mushy about it. It's no big deal."

Rapid Quill: "Aw, but it is! Isn't he the sweetest and cutest thing? He acts all tough, but inside he's just a big ole softie! Aren't you Thinkiekens?"

Free Thinker: /rolls his eyes/ "Ugh, not the pet name again!"

Rapid Quill: "Aw, but you luv it admit it!"

Free Thinker: "No, I don't and don't say it like that. Ponies are watching..."

Rapid Quill: "Well if it makes you feel any better you can call me something. I won't mind."

Free Thinker: /thinks/ "Uh how about Mr. Pushy Bossy Pants?"

Rapid Quill: /giggles/ "Feel better Thinkie?"

Free Thinker: "Maybe a little. Well gotta fly!" /takes off in the sky and flies away/

Rapid Quill: /sighs watching him and to no one in particular/ "Isn't he just the cutest and the sweetest most perfect boyfriend ever?" 

 

*Pipp beings to mumble something before Rarity jabs her in the side with her...Elbow?* Pipp: "He sure is something alri- Ow! Rarity!?".   

[JPete 1,489]

@Sparklefan1234 @Clawdeen @ExplosionMare @Nook Cranny @Skylight Scintillate
 

Without warning, the air shimmered like heat on pavement. A loud pop! echoed through the clearing, followed by a swirl of mismatched sparkles and confetti that somehow smelled like cotton candy and regret.

A chaise lounge appeared mid-air—upside down, naturally—and lounging on it with a smug grin was none other than Discord.

 

“Well hellooo, my little equines… and changelings,” he purred, flipping himself upright with a snap of his talon. “I sensed mild tension and a distinct lack of chaos, so naturally, I had to intervene.”

 

He floated down slowly, sipping chocolate milk from a glass that promptly ate itself when he was done.

 

“Don’t mind me. Just here to observe… maybe stir the pot a teensy bit. Carry on!”

He waved dramatically, his tail spelling out the word “chaos” in glitter behind him.

[Rapid Quill]

Free Thinker as Fluttershy: /sees Discord magically appearing and grins mischievously and mimics Fluttershy's voice and demeanor/ "Why hello Discord it's so nice to see you! Keeping well I see. Are you here by chance for tea?"

Rapid Quill: /eyes widen as he stares at Discord. he knew about him of course most people have. but he never expected to actually meet the guy in person/ "Oh wow it's really you! You're really here! I can't believe it! Some pony pinch me! Ahhhhhh!" /starts jumping excitedly up and down/ "I'm a huuuuuge fan! Sign my book! Sign my book?" /telekinetically removes his copy of Twilight's friendship journal and quill and floats them over to Discord/ "May I ask you some questions? Is it true that you helped save Equestria all those times? Is it true that you have tea parties every week with Fluttershy at her cottage and is it true that you prefer to have them on the ceiling?"

 

[Sparklefan1234 185,837]

29 minutes ago, Avery said:

@Sparklefan1234 @Clawdeen @ExplosionMare @Nook Cranny @Skylight Scintillate
 

Without warning, the air shimmered like heat on pavement. A loud pop! echoed through the clearing, followed by a swirl of mismatched sparkles and confetti that somehow smelled like cotton candy and regret.

A chaise lounge appeared mid-air—upside down, naturally—and lounging on it with a smug grin was none other than Discord.

 

“Well hellooo, my little equines… and changelings,” he purred, flipping himself upright with a snap of his talon. “I sensed mild tension and a distinct lack of chaos, so naturally, I had to intervene.”

 

He floated down slowly, sipping chocolate milk from a glass that promptly ate itself when he was done.

 

“Don’t mind me. Just here to observe… maybe stir the pot a teensy bit. Carry on!”

He waved dramatically, his tail spelling out the word “chaos” in glitter behind him.

*Random character placement for scene purposes, so cathartic*😊*

Rarity: "Oh, Celestia!" the posh mare sighed putting her hoof to her head "I thought we sprayed for *pests*!" 😠🤦‍♀️

Applejack: "I gotta bat in my shed, you want me't smack 'em with it?"😏

Rarity: "Only if *I* get the *first* wack at him!" 😡

Pipp Petals: *Shocked by her friend's reaction, approaches nervously* "Excuse them, Mr. Dragon-Guy-Thing um...Sir?..."🙃

 

17 minutes ago, Rapid Quill said:

Free Thinker as Fluttershy: /sees Discord magically appearing and grins mischievously and mimics Fluttershy's voice and demeanor/ "Why hello Discord it's so nice to see you! Keeping well I see. Are you here by chance for tea?"

Rapid Quill: /eyes widen as he stares at Discord. he knew about him of course most people have. but he never expected to actually meet the guy in person/ "Oh wow it's really you! You're really here! I can't believe it! Some pony pinch me! Ahhhhhh!" /starts jumping excitedly up and down/ "I'm a huuuuuge fan! Sign my book! Sign my book?" /telekinetically removes his copy of Twilight's friendship journal and quill and floats them over to Discord/ "May I ask you some questions? Is it true that you helped save Equestria all those times? Is it true that you have tea parties every week with Fluttershy at her cottage and is it true that you prefer to have them on the ceiling?"

 

Applejack: *To Rapid Quill, loud whisper* "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, YOU WIDE-EYED DUNDERHEAD!" 😬/😰

[Rapid Quill]

6 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

*Random character placement for scene purposes, so cathartic*😊*

Rarity: "Oh, Celestia!" the posh mare sighed putting her hoof to her head "I thought we sprayed for *pests*!" 😠🤦‍♀️

Applejack: "I gotta bat in my shed, you want me't smack 'em with it?"😏

Rarity: "Only if *I* get the *first* wack at him!" 😡

Pipp Petals: *Shocked by her friend's reaction, approaches nervously* "Excuse them, Mr. Dragon-Guy-Thing um...Sir?..."🙃

 

 

Applejack: *To Rapid Quill, loud whisper* "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, YOU WIDE-EYED DUNDERHEAD!" 😬/😰

 

Rapid Quill: /snaps out of his fan ponyness from AJ insulting him and shoots her a warning glare/ "Don't you insult me little miss! Besides, what's so wrong with encouraging others to do better? I love encouraging others! I thought you positive element types were all about encouraging others!? Guess I heard wrong!"

Free Thinker as Fluttershy: /starts to sob/ "Stop it! Stop it both of you! Why can't we all just get along?"

Rapid Quill: /is getting angry/ "We would if some pony wasn't so keen to insult me!"

 

 

[JPete 1,489]

Discord rubbed his chin, eyeing “Fluttershy” with a suspicious squint—but he was in a good mood today. After all, the crowd was lively, the drama was juicy, and the attention? Impeccable. Exactly the kind of chaos he could sit back and savor.

 

He burst out laughing as he watched Rapid Quill practically bounce with excitement over being his “biggest fan.”

“Oh, please. I can top that in my sleep.”

 

With a snap of his claws, a massive, glittering self-portrait—complete with his autograph and way too much sparkle—materialized and dropped right in front of Rapid Quill like a gift from the chaos heavens.

 

Turning toward the group, he locked eyes with Applejack and let out a theatrical scoff.

“You’re just jealous you don’t have a fan club.

 

[ExplosionMare 27,125]

@Sparklefan1234

"Oooh, cool! Don't worry about the whole magic thing, I don't do a whole lot of 'cool' spells either other than what my talent allows!"

@Avery

"Sounds like I'm not the only one perplexed by all of this! Also, what the heck, Discord?! Uh, you know what, I bet he's the cause of all these completely random ponies (and dragon) showing up! I kinda wonder what would make him wanna teleport me though! I'm not interesting enough of a pony to summon out of nowhere."

[JPete 1,489]

5 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Sounds like I'm not the only one perplexed by all of this! Also, what the heck, Discord?! Uh, you know what, I bet he's the cause of all these completely random ponies (and dragon) showing up! I kinda wonder what would make him wanna teleport me though! I'm not interesting enough of a pony to summon out of nowhere."

“Ohh, boo! Such a dreadful accusation!” Discord gasped dramatically, putting on a mock pout—though his smirk kept breaking through.

 

“As it happens,” he continued, suddenly pulling a ridiculously large, glowing spell book out of thin air, “I just picked up a little something from the Universal Bookstore of the Multiverse, and I’ve been dying to try it out.”

 

He wiggled his eyebrows, the book hovering beside him and flipping open on its own.

“You lovely creatures wouldn’t mind being my test audience, would you?” He grinned wide. “I promise it’s only mildly unpredictable!”