Favorite SpongeBob Quotes

[Snoopy Fan 10,467]

What are some of your favorite SpongeBob quotes?

A few of mine are:

”Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

”This is a load of barnacles.”

”We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”

[Clawdeen 24,629]

This one comes to mind

[SharpWit 2,921]

Too many to choose from!

"Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?"

"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."

"I've got icecream!"

Spoiler

The last one is from the Bullworm episode where hes trying to convince Sandy to not confrint it. I don't think it's ever quoted, but when I was in daycare we would say it if someone was being stubborn about not doing something and we were trying to convince them.

 

[Clawdeen 24,629]

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!

[Sparklefan1234 183,212]

First, I'll say "Graveyard Shift" in general because it's my favorite SpongeBob SquarePants episode of all-time and I love ALL of the lines. 

From "Christmas Who?" ♪ Oh, Santa's coming tonight, tonight / Santa's coming tonight / Santa's coming tonight, tonight / Santa's coming tonight ♪

From "The Camping Episode"

SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...

[Clawdeen 24,629]

This episode overall has a lot of great quotes for me lol

[Snoopy Fan 10,467]

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

[Clawdeen 24,629]

3 hours ago, Snoopy Fan said:

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

No this is Patrick!
 

[KPackratt 1,046]

"Krabs is a... Krabs is a (dolphin chirp)."

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Sometimes, but not recently."

[Clawdeen 24,629]

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

[Snoopy Fan 10,467]

“Well this one’s one the house!”

[Clawdeen 24,629]

May I take your hat sir?

[ExplosionMare 24,885]

"The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!"

[Snoopy Fan 10,467]

“I WENT TO COLLEGE!!”

[Megalobronia 182]

• "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
• Just about every line from Band Geeks
• "Open 24 hours a day; what a stupid idea. Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?"
• "Wait, where'd you get that piano?"
• "What was that part about doo-doo dunderheads, eh?"

Edited August 28 by Megalobronia

[Sparklefan1234 183,212]

23 hours ago, Snoopy Fan said:

“I WENT TO COLLEGE!!”

 

Sometimes I wonder if it's "I WENT TO COLLEGE!!" or "EYE WENT TO COLLEGE!" 

[Snoopy Fan 10,467]

“I’m taking jelly off the menu.”

23 hours ago, Megalobronia said:

 

• "Open 24 hours a day; what a stupid idea. Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?"

“Oh boy, 3 AM!”

[Clawdeen 24,629]

“Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet“

[ExplosionMare 24,885]

"GET. A. JOOOOBBBBB!"

"So, this is what I get for working overtime?" "OVERTIME?!"

[DubWolf 19,665]

“It’s a giraffe !”

”Hes just standing there….. MENACINGLY!!!”

[Snoopy Fan 10,467]

“I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!”