Favorite SpongeBob Quotes

[Snoopy Fan 9,406]

What are some of your favorite SpongeBob quotes?

A few of mine are:

”Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

”This is a load of barnacles.”

”We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”

[Clawdeen 23,059]

This one comes to mind

[SharpWit 2,882]

Too many to choose from!

"Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?"

"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."

"I've got icecream!"

Spoiler

The last one is from the Bullworm episode where hes trying to convince Sandy to not confrint it. I don't think it's ever quoted, but when I was in daycare we would say it if someone was being stubborn about not doing something and we were trying to convince them.

 

[Clawdeen 23,059]

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!

[Sparklefan1234 182,132]

First, I'll say "Graveyard Shift" in general because it's my favorite SpongeBob SquarePants episode of all-time and I love ALL of the lines. 

From "Christmas Who?" ♪ Oh, Santa's coming tonight, tonight / Santa's coming tonight / Santa's coming tonight, tonight / Santa's coming tonight ♪

From "The Camping Episode"

SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...

[Clawdeen 23,059]

This episode overall has a lot of great quotes for me lol