Ask Edward Elric

[letterone 1,204]

Hey, Ed here! After me and Al's adventure to find a Philosopher's Stone, as you know, we went off in our own directions to learn more about Alchemy. While in the West, I found a mysterious machine that turned out to be a TIME machine, and that's why I'm where I am now. So you can go ahead and ask me anything!

 

And I swear, if you call me short, I'LL MESS YOU UP! YOU GOT IT???

[Storm Spark 115]

  On 2012-06-22 at 8:45 PM, 'letterZOID' said:

Hey, Ed here! After me and Al's adventure to find a Philosopher's Stone, as you know, we went off in our own directions to learn more about Alchemy. While in the West, I found a mysterious machine that turned out to be a TIME machine, and that's why I'm where I am now. So you can go ahead and ask me anything!

 

And I swear, if you call me short, I'LL MESS YOU UP! YOU GOT IT???

 

Hey Ed? One of my friends said that you molested Al...Don't worry I didn't belive him...

Uhh...Why do you look like your 16?

Edited June 23, 2012 by Storm Spark

[letterone 1,204]

  On 2012-06-23 at 9:16 PM, 'Storm Spark' said:

One of my friends said that you molested Al...Don't worry I didn't belive him...

 

No way! I'd never! He's my brother! D:

  On 2012-06-23 at 9:16 PM, 'Storm Spark' said:

Uhh...Why do you look like your 16?

 

...what? Is that supposed to be some way of saying that I'm short? 'CAUSE I'M NOT! Everyone's just tall! I'm normal sized!

[Storm Spark 115]

  On 2012-06-23 at 10:47 PM, 'letterZOID' said:

No way! I'd never! He's my brother! D:

 

...what? Is that supposed to be some way of saying that I'm short? 'CAUSE I'M NOT! Everyone's just tall! I'm normal sized!

 

No, no, no I'm just asking WHY you look that way.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

look in the bright side. you can make yourself taller with magic.

[letterone 1,204]

  On 2012-06-24 at 8:39 PM, 'JappleackWithApples' said:

look in the bright side. you can make yourself taller with magic.

 

Not magic, alchemy. And that's not how it works. Plus, as you should have known, transmuting a human being can end up BAAAAAAAAAAAAD. It's taboo.

 

Also I'M NOT SHOOOOOOOOOOORT!

Edited June 25, 2012 by letterZOID

[JappleackWithApples 34]

  On 2012-06-25 at 7:08 PM, 'letterZOID' said:

Not magic, alchemy. And that's not how it works. Plus, as you should have known, transmuting a human being can end up BAAAAAAAAAAAAD. It's taboo.

 

Also I'M NOT SHOOOOOOOOOOORT!

 

then why are you even in pony vile if you are not here for some magic? i know what happened to you in the of the series. you lost your ability to use that alchemy stuff. so why not learn some magic?

[letterone 1,204]

  On 2012-06-25 at 10:28 PM, 'JappleackWithApples' said:

then why are you even in pony vile if you are not here for some magic? i know what happened to you in the of the series. you lost your ability to use that alchemy stuff. so why not learn some magic?

 

What? I'm on the internets, not Ponyville.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

  On 2012-06-26 at 12:28 AM, 'letterZOID' said:

What? I'm on the internets, not Ponyville.

 

what in the world?

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

hows Alphonse doing, still trapped in the suit?

[letterone 1,204]

  On 2012-06-27 at 3:05 PM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

hows Alphonse doing, still trapped in the suit?

 

Nope, we managed to get both our complete bodies back. Unfortunately I had to give up alchemy to get my arm and leg back. Edited June 27, 2012 by letterZOID

[Messershmitt 289]

Have you ever tried wearing me Alphonse?