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Krystal

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I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.

 

I can't believe that hasn't been said before.


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Oh Brilliant! It's you! You're my favorite you are! you know why? Because you're thick! You're mister thick thickity thick face from thicktown thickannia. And so is your Dad!


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You're a bad banana,

With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders.

You've got garlic in your soul,

Mr. Grinch!

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You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

 

Given the choice between the two of youPosted Image

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

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O lol

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

 

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

"Stink, Stank, Stunk!"

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I can rid you of the Grinch

I can do it in a pinch

I can get him out of there

I'll attack him with a bear

They will fight, the bear will win

And I will do a vict'ry spin.


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