Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 Objection! He smelled kinda funny anyways. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Flicker 101 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! I'll rip your wings off for killing him! Forget Celestia and her Friendship Reign, come have some real fun with Discord on the Nonsense Train Join the Legion of Anarchy, and take up the flag of Discord here on MLPForums~ > The Legion of Anarchy < OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/lightning-flicker-r1268 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! This isn't Cupcakes! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489196 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! WHY ISN'T IT?!? OBJECTION! MT NEVER SAID HE WAS! Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Flicker 101 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! Wait..... No, not cupcakes....... This has nothing to do with that..... Ripping wings off doesn't automatically make this Cupcakes. That woulda been good if it hadn't been RD who was killed though. Couldn't have been Fluttershy either. Forget Celestia and her Friendship Reign, come have some real fun with Discord on the Nonsense Train Join the Legion of Anarchy, and take up the flag of Discord here on MLPForums~ > The Legion of Anarchy < OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/lightning-flicker-r1268 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489216 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! ...MT pleads innocent! Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 Wait, who the hell impregnated me? Just because I'm keeping the kid due to my incredible parenting skills (takes sip of moonshine) doesn't mean I don't care about the paternity suit! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?!? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 *sigh* OBJECTION! Don't act like you were drunk that night. I remember it crystal clear like the time I walked in on Zecora taking a bath. I still have the burns for proof. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 (edited) http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489248 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489249 Edited February 18, 2013 by GolgoXIII Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 Damn Muffin Thief, that's a pretty harsh punishment. Anyways... OBJECTION! Can I go pee before we start the case? I just had a huge bottle of hard cider and well, I'd rather not have my foal drown in excretable liquids. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489277 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! WHY IS LEATHERBEHLT SUING MT? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! Because you stole all my damn money two months after I stole something... more valuable from you. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! WHAT DID YOU STEAL FROM MT? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489293 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! His moon was fabulous... I MEAN... what's the use. Dammit Golgo, Y U gotta reveal our secrets like that? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! MT'S CULT ONLY WORSHIPPED TRIXIE! Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 Objection! Your honor, I don't recall seeing Rarity in Muffin Thief's R34.com search history. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6489302 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 OBJECTION! MT HAD NO CHOICE... MIKE TURNED HIM INTO A MARE! Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 18, 2013 Share February 18, 2013 Objection! Golgo, you're story is way off. Looks like I'll have to explain a bit more. 3 years ago, I was a sargeant in the royal guard. I was assigned to kill muffin thief at the galloping gala, because apparently he was trying to steal the free muffins that they were giving out in the ball room. Well, the mane 6 had bucked everything up, destroying 730,000 bits of property. Right before the shit hit the fan, I spotted him having a few glasses of happy juice in the bar. Well, I would've landed the throwing knife directly in the muzzle if I wasn't trampled by the garden's critters trying to flee fluttershy's premature reign of love. The next day, I was deranked to corporal, and went back to patrol duty for the rest of my term. When I had left the guard to visit my family up in Phillydelphia, I got on the wrong plane and ended up in Los Pegasis, and because my sister was supposed to pay for my flight back home, I was stuck there. I traveled up to Coltifornia to find a job and met Muffin Thief. For a time, we were happy. Once I had made enough money to get back to Canterlot to re enlist in the guard, I'd found out that he was in the cult, so I left him after attempting to burn the house in the middle of the night. Sadly, it failed and when I was assigned to take another shot at him, I rejected the mission and was suspended from the guard. After realizing what Muffin Thief had done to me, I tracked him down to get my revenge, but after several days of intense retardation, Mike Jr who I had previously met at Sweet Apple Akers when I wanted Big Mac to put laxatives in his pie, had came along and turned us both into mares. That day, he'd stolen my bits out of my pocket and spent all his money on an alicorn amulet, instead of getting the surgery. I'm not sure when he became a colt a second time, but before he did, somepony put this *points to stomach with fetus inside of it* inside of me, and I wanna know who the buck did it! 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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