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OBJECTION! Wait..... No, not cupcakes....... This has nothing to do with that..... Ripping wings off doesn't automatically make this Cupcakes. That woulda been good if it hadn't been RD who was killed though. Couldn't have been Fluttershy either.


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Objection! Golgo, you're story is way off.  Looks like I'll have to explain a bit more. 3 years ago, I was a sargeant in the royal guard. I was assigned to kill muffin thief at the galloping gala, because apparently he was trying to steal the free muffins that they were giving out in the ball room. Well, the mane 6 had bucked everything up, destroying 730,000 bits of property. Right before the shit hit the fan, I spotted him having a few glasses of happy juice in the bar. Well, I would've landed the throwing knife directly in the muzzle if I wasn't trampled by the garden's critters trying to flee fluttershy's premature reign of love. The next day, I was deranked to corporal, and went back to patrol duty for the rest of my term. When I had left the guard to visit my family up in Phillydelphia, I got on the wrong plane and ended up in Los Pegasis, and because my sister was supposed to pay for my flight back home, I was stuck there. I traveled up to Coltifornia to find a job and met Muffin Thief. For a time, we were happy. Once I had made enough money to get back to Canterlot to re enlist in the guard, I'd found out that he was in the cult, so I left him after attempting to burn the house in the middle of the night. Sadly, it failed and when I was assigned to take another shot at him, I rejected the mission and was suspended from the guard. After realizing what Muffin Thief had done to me, I tracked him down to get my revenge, but after several days of intense retardation, Mike Jr who I had previously met at Sweet Apple Akers when I wanted Big Mac to put laxatives in his pie, had came along and turned us both into mares. That day, he'd stolen my bits out of my pocket and spent all his money on an alicorn amulet, instead of getting the surgery. I'm not sure when he became a colt a second time, but before he did, somepony put this *points to stomach with fetus inside of it* inside of me, and I wanna know who the buck did it!

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