Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 (edited) *dad walks in room.* "Uh, hi." I say. "Your mom wants me to check if you're doing anything inappropriate on the internet." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niPfrafuoUQ *play for dramatic effect* What? NO! I think to myself. Quickly, I forcefully shut my laptop. "Why would I watch porn!?" I ask my father forcefully. "I don't know why you would, but your mom wants me to check." "This is an unfair search!" "If you have nothing to hide there should be nothing to be afraid of." Erp! I hand my laptop over to my dad. Dammit, I think to myself. I think about saying "Hold it! There's something you should no before you do that!" and tell him that I'm a brony. But nothing comes out. Instead I gaze in horror at my computer screen, as my dad moves the mouse..down to the start menu..to firefox..to history..Low and behold..MLPForums. I can feel my stomach exploding upon itself. "...My Little Pony?" I think it would be easier to explain watching porn..erp... "Eh......................................................................................yeah, I guess.." "You guess?" "Uh, more like I suppose... Eh, see, there are these people.. uh, called bronies, uh, they like My Little Pony. I watched the show to, uh, you know, see what all the fuss was about, and it turns out...it was actually good.." "Okay, then." "T-that's it?" "Yeah, I don't really care. I saw your sister watching it, it seemed decent, you know, for a kid's show." "O-okay, then." Edited August 3, 2012 by Dusk Eninama Ace Attorney 2 Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 Flawless Victory! 3 Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrL0LZ 866 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Author Share August 3, 2012 Then after he left the room I was flailing about on my bed gasping for air. Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motion Spark 7,807 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 WHAT THE HELL? BUT YOU'RE A FEMALE! My OC's: Motion Spark || Beat Spark || Rosebelle Sorry, I don't take REQUESTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Celestii 9,385 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 Congratz, you now have the ability to not be a closet brony anymore! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Author Share August 3, 2012 WHAT THE HELL? BUT YOU'RE A FEMALE! I fail to see the relevance..(By the way, I'm actually male, just identify as a female, bro.) Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria and Co. 782 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 Shoe! I mean... The bridge is on fire! I mean... Huh, well that seemed to work out all right. My parents had a similar reaction, although my dad often tries to bring up the topic but only succeeds in being awkward. This is something I do? This is something I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motion Spark 7,807 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 now it's different story. There is a relevance, MLP is cute, girls likes cute, as simple as that (guys can like cute too, but it's bit more complicated in today society) My OC's: Motion Spark || Beat Spark || Rosebelle Sorry, I don't take REQUESTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 (edited) @y u no add me on LoL? I fail to see the relevance.. (By the way, I'm actually male, just identify as a female, bro.) You remind me of another user here. Also put a 72pt font disclaimer in your about me in case a guy tries to hit on you assuming you were female. Edited August 3, 2012 by Whiteshade Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Author Share August 3, 2012 (edited) Shoe! I mean... The bridge is on fire! Shh, that dosen't happen until 2018 and 2019! STOP SPOILING REAL LIFE Also put a 72pt font disclaimer in your about me in case a guy tries to hit on you assuming you were female. I wouldn't mind being hit on by a guy. Oh wait, I'm not gay. I'm not gay! I'm not gay! Edited August 3, 2012 by Dusk Eninama Ace Attorney 2 Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 Shh, that dosen't happen until 2018 and 2019! STOP SPOILING REAL LIFE I wouldn't mind being hit on by a guy. Oh wait, I'm not gay. I'm not gay! I'm not gay! So you are straight but just would prefer being the female in the relationship. Am I right? Also I am detracting a bit here, um... What porn stuff do you like and do? Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VizardJeffcolt 22 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 "Yeah, I don't really care. I saw your sister watching it, it seemed decent, you know, for a kid's show." Dusk. You know what needs to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Author Share August 3, 2012 So you are straight but just would prefer being the female in the relationship. Am I right? Also I am detracting a bit here, um... Holy fu*k. You have found me out, kudos. What porn stuff do you like and do? Uh..Rephrase the question to be a bit less awkward, please? Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 I deliberately phrased it as awkwardly as possible. I'm a propagandist, you see, creating chaos smiles on the faces of children worldwide is what I strive for. 2 Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Author Share August 3, 2012 Dusk. You know what needs to be done. Yeah, I know, he said "For a kids show."Whatever. Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishful Thinking 102 August 3, 2012 Share August 3, 2012 MANBABY! NOOB! SOMEBODY BRING IN THE BANHAMMER! KILL THIS MANBABY NOOB CLOPPER FREAK WITH FIRE! Mind if we trade fathers? Previously known as AbominableAnon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 3, 2012 Author Share August 3, 2012 I deliberately phrased it as awkwardly as possible. I'm a propagandist, you see, creating chaos smiles on the faces of children worldwide is what I strive for. Further questions may be asked in my Ask A Pony thread. http://mlpforums.com/topic/27494-ask-dusk-eninama/ Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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