mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Life Giver 1,064]

Well he we go... again.

[Jokerbrony 7]

*comes back*

Is it secret!?

Is it safe!?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You are not safe. Why?

 

 

Because this is thriller, thriller night

And no-one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!

[Guest]

Because i have returned.

[Jokerbrony 7]

o.o

 

I WANT MY MOMMA!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

She's not coming. There is naught but me on this hallowed eve.

[Guest]

I am not coming?
Hahahahahahaaaaa

 

 

[Jokerbrony 7]

 Don't hurt me.........

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Very well. I shall not hurt you.

 

Zombie 34758399837, forward.

[Jokerbrony 7]

*holds out gun*

 

YOU AND TWISTEDSHADOW STAY AWAY!

I'LL SHOOT!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*melts gun with a thought*

 

There is nothing you can do. I am the darkness.

[Jokerbrony 7]

Um...........LOOK, A DISTRACTION!

 

*points to platypus bunny*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*waves hand to dissolve platypus bunny without looking*

 

Distractions will not save you. I am eternal.

[Guest]

Gah.
Fck this shit.
You're too much of a show off Kandyman.

Summons this to fire at Kandyman:

i sense irony.

Edited October 31, 2013 by Guest

[Jokerbrony 7]

*hides behind TwistedShadow*

 

YEAH, GET HIM!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*click of the fingers, the machine gun, ponies, and ammo are incinerated in an instant*

 

You cannot win, I am the end of all things.

[Guest]

If you are the end of all things, arent you your own end?
*Watches as you collapse on yourself*

[Jokerbrony 7]

YEAH, HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Now what?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Word games will not save you. I am the end, but as long as there are things I am still present.

 

There is no escape. Creation itself will fall, one day, and only then will I cease.

[Guest]

There will always be things though.
Because even nothing is not nothing per its own definition.
Its something.
Therefore is your entire existance a lie.

*Watches as you kill yourself*

[Jokerbrony 7]

..............*randomly shoots gun in the air*

 

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I said before, word games will not save you. Your sight is small, to think that Creation will last.

 

You cannot escape. But rejoice, for today is not your end.

[Guest]

You do realize, that there is a slight difference between Creation and things right?

[Jokerbrony 7]

...........Now what?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

On a Cosmic scale, the scale upon which I view things? No. Creation is all reality, past, present, future. I see these things, and end them.