mega thread Last Poster Wins

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ROAD TRIP!!!

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*lays there*

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You know you want to come with!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*lays there*

You haven't hurt yourself, have you?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*doesnt move*

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*Deploying emergency AED*

Just in case

Edited February 18, 2014 by AI Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*doesnt move*

Oh no! I think she's dead! The boss is gonna kill me!

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*slowly snores*

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Didn't you want her dead?

Wow, she sleeps like Tom!

Edited February 18, 2014 by AI Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Phew, she's alive.

 

*pulls onto truck*

 

Didn't you want her dead?

What are you talking about? I'm just the truck driver.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*snores softly, slowly waking up*

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Telepathy man, telepathy. You must have picked up my conversation

Edited February 18, 2014 by AI Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, if there is no-one else coming, lets get started. *starts engine*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*slowly walks up* Hmm...The back of a van...all white...what ever *eats a random banana*

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Heeeeeell yea!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Now, this is gonna be a long trip, so why don't you two tell me a bit about yourselves?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*reads book* Huh? Did I just hear something?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I said, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Ah...Ok...Im a person...I like bananas...and I love clint eastwood...Is that good enuff?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ah, come on. I'm sure you have more than that!

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I'm a Dalek as you can see, and I work for the boss too,and although my work is optional and I don't get paid, I do his bidding no matter what.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Nope..Not really...*looks back at book*

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It's an honor thing.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm a Dalek as you can see, and I work for the boss too,and although my work is optional and I don't get paid, I do his bidding no matter what.

I'm sure you dont have the same boss as me, though.

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Hmm... And who would that be?