mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, my boss is just a regular guy, head of the firm. And since when did a dalek have a concept of honor, anyway?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*yawns and falls asleep*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

This is gonna be a loooong ride, so I hope you're comfy.

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I'm not 100% Dalek. I'm really an advanced AI in a Dalek shell.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*tips over, starts to roll around*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Steady the girl then please, would ya? Don't want any broken bones.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*rolls around somemore*

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Oh and one quick QUESTION(er) what firm is it that you work in?

*steadies the girl* (with a lot of duct tape)

Edited February 18, 2014 by AI Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh and one quick QUESTION(er) what firm is it that you work in?

Oh, just the Truck For Hire, INC. Dunno who is paying the firm for this job though.

 

See if you can get the girl on the front passenger seat, might be a bit better for her.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Retapes girl to seat*

Wow, this human tape is the best building material I've ever used! Handy isn't it?

Edited February 18, 2014 by AI Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, don't use tape! There's a seatbelt for a reason!

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*mouth hangs open* blablhf

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Sure

*clicks seatbelt in place*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*a few hours pass*

 

Nearly there, people! Just gotta go up this hill.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*still asleep*

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So, have you ever tried Occulemon before?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Whats that? I'm just a simple truck driver, I don't have time for fancy stuff like that.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*starts to wake up* Huh? I cant...I cant move...

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It's a really basic and cheap fruit, grows nearly everywhere.

Oh, sorry for the tape.

*untapes*

Edited February 18, 2014 by AI Pony

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Gahhh...Lemmy go!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Huh, well, we are here. Everyone out, I gotta take you in apparently. *removes tape from ForeverFrozen*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Lemmy? Who's Lemmy?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*jumps out of car* Huh? Were the heck...

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Already removed dude! One step ahead.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*jumps out of car* Huh? Were the heck...

Sorry for this, but I got orders saying you had to come. We just going in the cave now, you ready?