mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

If borrowing said OC allows me to permanently kill it off, with no resurrection chance, I'm game.

*blasts Questioner with rainbows, crushing the negative energy and hatred inside him*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*blasts Questioner with rainbows, crushing the negative energy and hatred inside him*

*is immune*

 

I am the embodiment of negative energy and hatred, to destroy that would destroy me, and in destroying me you would destroy the universe.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

...

 

Riley: PARTY!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrr, there be no partying today.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: PICKLEZ!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*shoots Riley in the leg*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The bullet ricochets off Riley due to him being a cartoon.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*world stops being a cartoon. Riley dies*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley then comes back... as a newborn foal.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Who promptly gets killed again.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Hurting a baby, Questioner?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[Toon Richard 534]

BUILDIN A SENTRY!

*Starts whacking the sentry to build it up*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley comes back as a newborn foal again. Clementia arrives.

 

Clementia: Oh, my... what a cute baby!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*shoots both of them*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The bullets are harmless due to being marshmallows.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I didn't use bullets.

[Toon Richard 534]

"ERECTIN A DISPENSER!"

*Builds a dispenser, then continues to upgrade the anti hater sentry gun*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I didn't use bullets.

Yes you did. Because I say so. I'm the Dungeon Master.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Yes you did. Because I say so. I'm the Dungeon Master.

You forget. I'm Gary Gygax.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I'm Chuck Norris. Beat that.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Spahs sappin mah Sentry!"

I say, and whack a invisible pony spy, then unsap my sentry.

I repair it, and then it becomes a SuperBadass version of an antihater sentry.

Then i start upgrading my dispenser to the max.

"Oi! You!"

*Points to Questioner*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I'm Chuck Norris. Beat that.

Chuck Norris is not all that.

 

 

"Oi! You!"

*Points to Questioner*

What?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Princess Cadance arrives in a hot-air balloon borrowed from Tom Ridgewell.

Edited March 6, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Toon Richard 534]

"Can you help defend my sentry? I need to go work on something important."

I say, then pick up my dispenser.

"Keep a look out for spies."