mega thread Last Poster Wins

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Nobody will win. If somebody posts something...and three months pass and someone else posts something...then they have a shot at winning. There's no winner.

[Life Giver 1,063]

I lasted about week once.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

And? Did you win?

[Life Giver 1,063]

For a week... yes. I was happy when somepony did post.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

This whole game is a paradox- inspired by Inception

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I've lasted over a month over at the bar thread, but having the last post isn't the goal of the thread.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Back during the Cold War... the world was split into two... east and west.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

[Life Giver 1,063]

No silly filly... that was a different war.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

And cannobalistic pandas ran about

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Winks.*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Back during the Great Time War... The multiverse was split into two... Time-Lords and Daleks.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Don't you do that!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Do what? Tell a story?

LAST POST!!!

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Yeah! Disgusting!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Okay, if I can't TELL a story then we'll just have to experience it!

*wibbly wobbly timey wimey space noises*

*Time rift appears*

[deletedaccount0000 216]

XD that's better!!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Welcome to the U.S.S. Enterprise!

We are currently docked to the TARDIS and our crew consists of Captain Picard, William Riker, John De Lancie, Twilight Sparkle, Flufflepuff, and ourselves.

We reside about 15 Astronomical Units away from the nearest civilian sector.

What do?

[deletedaccount0000 216]

You do!!

 

Finish this sentence,________________________

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

"With the least amount of words possible."

Anyways, back to the unofficial RP.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

...how do? I do good!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No, WHAT do, not HOW do.

As in "What do you choose to do in order to expand the story?".

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Capture the prime ministers daughter.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No

Your plan cannot be executed for several reasons:

1) you lack the preparation needed for such a task

2) several members of your crew would attempt to stop you

3) doing so will not help to extend the story

4) there will not be a Prime Minister of Space for some hundred thousand years.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Sits and watches.*