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[Xeltor23 704]

You summoned Flowey?  I've already defeated him several times. 

 

You should just surrender the souls to me. I need them way more then you do! 

Me too, my dear Stormgiggle

 

 

Hmmm... :okiedokielokie: Prove it! 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Oh, you'll pay for that.  *Summons undead army*

 

Sorry, but this has to be done. It's for the good of humanity! *Summons even more undead*

 

Wait!

I don't wanna wrinkle my suit!

*removes suit*

*trips*

*drops coat and a bunch of zombies die*

This is the least pet friendly suit, i swear

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Me too, my dear Stormgiggle

 

 

Hmmm... :okiedokielokie: Prove it! 

Okay, I'll prove it!  You see, what I want to do is-

 

*Launches several shadow bolts at you with surprising speed*

 

Did I get ya? 

 

Wait!

I don't wanna wrinkle my suit!

*removes suit*

*trips*

*drops coat and a bunch of zombies die*

This is the least pet friendly suit, i swear

[Xeltor23 704]

Okay, I'll prove it!  You see, what I want to do is-

 

*Launches several shadow bolts at you with surprising speed*

 

Did I get ya? 

..... :okiedokielokie: Oh, no. You didn't :okiedokielokie: *raises gravity by twenty in a radius of 10 meters, killing every zombie in that radius* :okiedokielokie:

[Mars Orbit 729]

Okay, I'll prove it!  You see, what I want to do is-

 

*Launches several shadow bolts at you with surprising speed*

 

Did I get ya? 

*throws a rock*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wait!

I don't wanna wrinkle my suit!

*removes suit*

*trips*

*drops coat and a bunch of zombies die*

This is the least pet friendly suit, i swear

Seems like you're enjoying your suit! Maybe I should get you a more hardy pet that won't die as easily. 

 

 

The proper care and feeding for this pet is too, uh, let it rip you to shreds.   That's what a responsible pet owner would do. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Seems like you're enjoying your suit! Maybe I should get you a more hardy pet that won't die as easily. 

 

 

The proper care and feeding for this pet is too, uh, let it rip you to shreds.   That's what a responsible pet owner would do.

 

Crap!

*crawls on its back*

*it falls and dies*

Awwwwwww

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*throws a rock*

Ouch! Why would you do that? 

 

..... :okiedokielokie: Oh, no. You didn't :okiedokielokie: *raises gravity by twenty in a radius of 10 meters, killing every zombie in that radius* :okiedokielokie:

Yeah, zombies and skeletons seem a bit weak for you.  How about some ghosts instead?

 

Crap!

*crawls on its back*

*it falls and dies*

Awwwwwww

That's not very responsible pet care. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Ouch! Why would you do that? 

 

That's not very responsible pet care. 

Am i abusive?

[Xeltor23 704]

Yeah, zombies and skeletons seem a bit weak for you.  How about some ghosts instead?

 

Hmmm... :okiedokielokie: *shoots some laser rays on them, doesn't affect them* damnit, I never was curious to learn spiritual magic or something like that... :okiedokielokie: *a ghost tries to hit him but dodges it* However, if it doesn't affect them, and they can't cause  damage to me, then it's pointless, nobody would win  

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Am i abusive?

No, you didn't die. That's the problem.   But don't worry, we'll fix that with your newest pet! 

 

Edited January 16, 2016 by Stormgiggle

[Mars Orbit 729]

No, you didn't die. That's the problem.   But don't worry, we'll fix that with your newest pet! 

 

Yay! (^^)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hmmm... :okiedokielokie: *shoots some laser rays on them, doesn't affect them* damnit, I never was curious to learn spiritual magic or something like that... :okiedokielokie: *a ghost tries to hit him but dodges it* However, if it doesn't affect them, and they can't cause  damage to me, then it's pointless, nobody would win

That's fine with me. I just need them to distract you for long enough for me to secure all the new souls I've taken! 

Yay! (^^)

Uh... Did the beholder destroy you or what? 

[Mars Orbit 729]

That's fine with me. I just need them to distract you for long enough for me to secure all the new souls I've taken! 

Uh... Did the beholder destroy you or what? 

It just kinda fell and stopped moving.

Is it dead?

[Xeltor23 704]

That's fine with me. I just need them to distract you for long enough for me to secure all the new souls I've taken! 

..... :okiedokielokie: *moves at incredible speed and appears in front of you* give me the waffles, please :okiedokielokie: You should have noticed that your little minions are not match for me :okiedokielokie: And that's disappointing, to be honest >:c

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It just kinda fell and stopped moving.

Is it dead?

..... :okiedokielokie: *moves at incredible speed and appears in front of you* give me the waffles, please :okiedokielokie: You should have noticed that your little minions are not match for me :okiedokielokie: And that's disappointing, to be honest >:c

Heh. Sorry, but the souls are mine. As for my minions, my best ones are horrible eldritch monstrosities which I'm not sure I can show. I mean, would you seriously want to see a pony sprouting tons of razor sharp teeth and tentacles?   

 

Also, yes, you killed it Mars.  -_-

 

Geez, you guys are tough! I guess I'll send... oh... creepy cyborgs. :grin2:

 

 

 

[Xeltor23 704]

Heh. Sorry, but the souls are mine. As for my minions, my best ones are horrible eldritch monstrosities which I'm not sure I can show. I mean, would you seriously want to see a pony sprouting tons of razor sharp teeth and tentacles?   

 

Also, yes, you killed it Mars.  -_-

 

Geez, you guys are tough! I guess I'll send... oh... creepy cyborgs. :grin2:

 

 

 

Oh, go ahead if you want  :comeatus:

 

Ow come on, Cyborgs?  :okiedokielokie:  They're made of metal, right? Heat magic is one in which I'm very good at, so melting them shouldn't be a problem...  :okiedokielokie:  But I'll play the game anyway   Comme here, little robots, come here '3'

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, go ahead if you want  :comeatus:

 

Ow come on, Cyborgs?  :okiedokielokie:  They're made of metal, right? Heat magic is one in which I'm very good at, so melting them shouldn't be a problem...  :okiedokielokie:  But I'll play the game anyway   Comme here, little robots, come here '3'

Mmm... maybe.

 

Oh, they cyborgs are for Mars. Scince they can't be killed via magic and all. I've got something else for you. 

 

 

Have fun! 

[Xeltor23 704]

Mmm... maybe.

 

Oh, they cyborgs are for Mars. Scince they can't be killed via magic and all. I've got something else for you. 

 

 

Have fun! 

Oh, don't worry, even without magic, I made sure my body is strong  :comeatus:  Even if it was kinda cheating, aaaaannnnddd painful 

 

 

Oh.... I wonder what this is....  :grin2: *shoots some energy rays at it* hmmm, doesn't seem to work a lot

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, don't worry, even without magic, I made sure my body is strong  :comeatus:  Even if it was kinda cheating, aaaaannnnddd painful 

 

 

Oh.... I wonder what this is....  :grin2: *shoots some energy rays at it* hmmm, doesn't seem to work a lot

Really? That's cool. But the cyborgs are only magic resistant so Mars can't kill them with his suit. They aren't meant for you.

 

Ah, the things you can do with the souls of innocent children!  This is one of the magical devices I needed the waffles for. You know, a ceaseless war machine! If that's not a good cause I don't know what is! 

[Xeltor23 704]

Really? That's cool. But the cyborgs are only magic resistant so Mars can't kill them with his suit. They aren't meant for you.

 

Ah, the things you can do with the souls of innocent children!  This is one of the magical devices I needed the waffles for. You know, a ceaseless war machine! If that's not a good cause I don't know what is! 

Oh, too bad 

 

 

Oh, great thing! :DD So, let's try something....  :okiedokielokie:  *envelops himself with a redish aura and create a giant magic cercle under the device* hmmmm....  :okiedokielokie:  HA!  *suddenly creates a giant laser coming from the ground at very high temperatures that reaches the moon* knowing that this device is your creation, I suspect resistance....  :okiedokielokie:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, too bad 

 

 

Oh, great thing! :DD So, let's try something....  :okiedokielokie:  *envelops himself with a redish aura and create a giant magic cercle under the device* hmmmm....  :okiedokielokie:  HA!  *suddenly creates a giant laser coming from the ground at very high temperatures that reaches the moon* knowing that this device is your creation, I suspect resistance....  :okiedokielokie:

Ha. That won't work. It feeds off of violence, nourishing itself on your negative intentions! So every time you try to hurt it, you're actually just healing it!   I'm so confident you won't be able to defeat it, that I'll give back all the waffle souls if you actually destroy it! 

 

Anyway, it's the thing's turn to destroy you now. 

[Xeltor23 704]

Ha. That won't work. It feeds off of violence, nourishing itself on your negative intentions! So every time you try to hurt it, you're actually just healing it!   I'm so confident you won't be able to defeat it, that I'll give back all the waffle souls if you actually destroy it! 

 

Anyway, it's the thing's turn to destroy you now. 

Wouh! I'm happy I opened a way to another universe just in time! :DD Well, if this thing just destroyed a galaxy, I have no chance to defeat it, you know, my maximum is a solar system 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wouh! I'm happy I opened a way to another universe just in time! :DD Well, if this thing just destroyed a galaxy, I have no chance to defeat it, you know, my maximum is a solar system 

What? You've misjudged. That was a supernova, which at most can take out a solar system.

[Xeltor23 704]

What? You've misjudged. That was a supernova, which at most can take out a solar system.

Oh, so I teleported to another universe for nothing! :okiedokielokie: Well, I could do that too! :DD But.... what if I give it the opposite of violence, love, does it work to destroy it?