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[CrimsonWeb 786]

*smiles* Cool! *turns back to cityscape*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Enjoying the view?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Yeah *looks at gun*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

It's much better out in the country. Even seen the Sapphire Falls?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*tilts head* No...I dont think I have...*picks up gun*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You need to see it, it's the second most beautiful thing on the planet.

 

Why do you have that gun?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*looks down* Oh...nothing..

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

There has gotta be a reason....

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Uhhh..*looks away* Nope...none..

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Somehow I don't believe you.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Oh...Ehhhhh...Its fine..

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Eh, whatever. Go on with whatever it was you were doing.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Thanks...*looks down scope* What...WHAT?

[Sky Cutter 294]

and then everyone died

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Just hurry up with it please, then I can take you to the Sapphire Falls.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

No no no! This wont work! *grabs rifle, starts running down stares*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*follows*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*jumps onto car* Gahhh! *pulls out rifle*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*follows using a combination of teleporting and levitation*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I haven't seen the sapphire falls, but I've seen Sapphire Shores. Does that count?

*spots Q and Frozen running and decides to follow*

Hey guys! Wait up!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Stay back, I've got this.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

And watch out for the shadows! They've already eaten my slow clap processor and sarcasm units!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, I forgot you were made at Aperture Science Laboratories.

[Sky Cutter 294]

*bombs hostile with B-17* (shouts off in the distance "your welcome!")

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*teleports far away* Hmmmm...This place...