mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Toon Richard 534]

*Detonates Minecraft TNT next to hitler*

Die you nazi bastard!

[Pixy Belle 102]

*leaves a message on the machine asking if there were any missions for the day*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Thank you for leaving your message. You will be contacted as soon as possible. Have a nice day!

[SomariFeyWright 776]

*kicks the answering machine*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

This device will not tolerate attempts to damage it. Any further attempts will be met with lethal force.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Yeah right.
 

*kicks it again*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

"electrocutes @@SomariFeyWright"

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... Well that was shocking.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You were warned.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

OH MY GOD! *tackle hugs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hugging a machine is a futile endeavor.

[Sky Cutter 294]

I win again

[CrimsonWeb 786]

No, we do

[Pixy Belle 102]

Kerploop

[Toon Richard 534]

*Casts firaga on awnsering machine*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

"reflects the Firaga back"

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*hugs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

A treacherous sunset
Make sure you slash through
This bothersome, entwining sweat
The machine shouts as if singing

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Awwww *hugs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Blow up louder
The silent fairy is there
Blow up louder
Your payment will be pieces of broken love

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*laughs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Ah, the morning sun rises
Shining between the buildings
If you believe, this meaningful dream
Will change

[Toon Richard 534]

*Butt lights on fire*

OWOWOWOW

 

*Summons 32 TNT blocks, then detonates them*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

"cancels explosion"

 

There are no travelers anymore
Every day is like deja vu
It's like a release
When the machine leaps forward from behind