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[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Shrek is love.

Shrek is life.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

No regrets. None at all.  :comeatus: 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Take what you want. Give nothing back.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Excellent, does this apply to The Syndicate then? 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Yes.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Fantastique! I'd like to order some Deadly automatons then.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I'm sorry, we do not supply such things directly.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Hm. Well. I guess I'll just be ordering my minions from Jerk Co. in that case. 80% Discount for all purchases! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Funded by the Syndicate, remember.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Yes, yes, of course oh great and mighty Syndicate!

I still need to stock up on my defences though.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Then do so.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Ah.. And would I be able to do it straight through The Syndicate?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No. We do very little directly.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Right. That's what I thought. I'd like to place an order though.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

We do not take orders here. Try going to a regional office.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Regional office. Pshh. Nobody has time for that.. THEY MAKE ME WAIT!!!

It takes like 3 hours. 

 

Why would you want me to endure such torture?! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

If you have a complaint, please direct it to your regional manager.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

I'd rather avoid it to save myself being sucked up by a space vacuum.

What cruel manner of people do you hire over there anyway?!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Me.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

*gets out magnifying glass*

Ahh I see it now.

 

Well, I'd like:

- 2 Automatons

- 4 sets of cannons

- 1 lava moat

- 4 swinging axes

 

That'd be all. File it with the rest of the orders.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I'm sorry, I cannot do that here, go to your regional office.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Mmmrg.. Fine. Have it your way. I'll just sit here then... Sipping tea...  :okiedokielokie:

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Very well.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

My tea was excellent.

A nice blend of bergamot. Quite nice.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I drink all types of tea at once.