mega thread Last Poster Wins

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(Sorry for the delay. Life/work happened.)

*Venomorph stares into the portal.*

"If a fight is what you want, then a fight is what you get.

However, it seems as though you already have a large expanse of which you reign. If you wish to rule over this plane of reality you will battle in my domain, not your own. Meet me in the catacombs of the Everfree Ruins if you wish to claim this world for yourself."

*Venomorph rips off a small portion of himself*

"Oh, and here."

*Venomorph tosses the chunk into the void*

"Just a little gift before we meet again."

*Venomorph changes into the form of mist and disappears from view*

Edited November 9, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

As soon as venomorph did that, A great rumbling echoed throughout Equestria.

 

"NO. YOU WILL FACE US ON OUR TERMS."

 

A great flash of light enveloped Equestia, teleporting it somewhere else, leaving Venomorph floating in the void of empty space. He was greeted with the sight of the unholy fusion of Dr. Warp, Celestia, Luna, Venomaster, and the Ethereal Parasite  

 

"WE TIRE OF YOUR CONSTANT GAMES. DIE."

 

Ultimate Warp Battle Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OGYMSfDfM

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HAHAHAHAHA. You think that I've ever been serious? Everything up to now has been leading up to the greatest joke ever known;

The day that the Royal Sisters destroyed the very land they vowed to protect.

The day that the beloved Mayor of Manehattan ruined his public image he kept spotless for so long.

The day that the famous Dr.Warp killed the same ponies he sought to cure.

The day that the perfect machine realizes it's own flaws.

...

The day that the parasite heals its enemy.

And the punchline has yet to be delivered. I won't tell you what it is yet though. I wouldn't want to spoil the joke.

(Man all this godmodding is messing with my mind. Well I better play along, right? )

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"WE HAVE OUR OWN JOKE TO TELL. HOW ABOUT THE ONE WHERE OUR ENEMY WILLINGLY GAVE US THE KEY TO HIS OWN DEFEAT?"

 

Ultimate Warp's horn flashed as he summoned forth a strange armored machine. Inside of the machine was the piece of Venomorph's flesh thrown through the portal. The machine gave off bizarre waves the resonated with Venomorph, taking full control of his body, mind, and soul.

 

"YOU ARE NO LONGER OUR ENEMY, BUT OUR TOOL."

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(And then the tightly pulled thread snapped.

Goodbye threadiverse)

Edited November 9, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(And then the tightly pulled thread snapped.

Goodbye threadiverse)

Oh noes! The universe has been destroyed! Rocks fall, everyone dies! 

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By Starswirl's Beard, that took forever!

Surely it would have been more fun with Crimson, Q, and Hyper to join us.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Surely it would have been more fun with Crimson, Q, and Hyper to join us.

I agree. Alas, we shall never know.    

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Also, what was with all of the godmodding?

No suspense, no preparation, no real dialogue or strong storyline?

Just giant blob ponies.

Seriously?

I would have liked to have legitimately died at the EMP, but I wanted to see what you had planned for the Royal Sisters.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Frankly? I got bored. -_- I wanted it over and done with just as much as you did! 

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Well anyways, Win.

Plus, if you want some real unofficial RPing, try some with Lich Dragon Q and the ever trolling Hollywood Phony Pony; Clint Eastwood. (Months ago in the past)

Those were the days.

Edited November 9, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Hyperhooves 872]

I came back here to say that you guys should know that you don't win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Also, what's with all the godmodding hate!? It can be very useful when used correctly!

[Venomous 18,824]

I fear that this thread will never end.

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I don't hate godmodding. I just hate how it was used recently.

Reason:Giant blob ponies.

GIANT BUCKING BLOB PONIES!

(Again, I don't have anything against blob ponies. See above.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It won't. But thanks to my immortality, I have forever to play. 

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Win.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Yes and when it does, Questioner will be the winner.

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Do you want us to quote you again?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

GIANT BUCKING BLOB PONIES!

Huh? I thought you were talking about Ultimate Warp, A blatant example of godmodding. But I fail to see how the blob ponies qualify as godmodders.    

[Hyperhooves 872]

Do you want us to quote you again?

No.

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Warp was a giant blob pony in the end.

(Or at least that's how I imagined him. That's how I imagine most eldritch horrors.)

Edited November 9, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Warp was a giant blob pony in the end.

What? No he wasn't! I personally imagined him looking something like this:

 

Except bigger, more threatening, and with lots of tentacles.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Can we add dragons to this RP?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well that RP is over. But we can start a new one, with dragons!