mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Toon Richard 534]

Sorry.

 

Twisted was actually first.

 

But you my friend if you join me and such, join the EB4 name club i will spare you.

[Guest]

I take a can of sink cleaner, pour water in it and throw it at you. *lights match*
Bye bye.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Just give up, resistance is futile.

[Guest]

but only if <1 ohm.
therfore do i win.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

*Builds pillow fort* I'm safe with my victory in here. The independent sovereignty of Quirky

[Toon Richard 534]

Sajitan

 

Time for you to freeze!

Or join the EBF4 Name club!

 

If you join the club, I won't freeze you! 

 

If you dont..

Well all bets are off.

I will freeze you faster than a fat guy eats a burrito.

[Guest]

*Hands magnesium torches to everyone except for @, *
Let her try.
 

[Toon Richard 534]

Also..

I have water magic!

 

*Douses the fire out*

[Guest]

Do you know, what happens, when you try to extinguish a magnesium flame with water?

Obviously not. Mg (s) + 2 H2O → Mg(OH)2 + H2

EDIT: SCIENCE B*TCH!

Incase you dont realize it yet. The hydrogen immidiately burns up and makes the flame even bigger.

Edited September 27, 2013 by Guest

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

[Toon Richard 534]

Then i will use a earth spell to kill you.

Actually.

Lemme  call up a friend.

 

Hes a swordsman.

I might as well call another one.

Another friendly face:

A Gunman with POWERFUL bomb spells and guns.

[Guest]

You are calling a dude with bombs to kill a pyromaniac.
good luck

[Toon Richard 534]

 

Prepare for bombings.

Lance:

Val, Glass that area.

 

*Tank fires nuke*

[Guest]

*throws berillyium at your nuke*
Im not impressed.

Bring it on.

( Explanation. Beryliium "blocks" neutrons and therefore renders your nuke inable to detonate.)

[Toon Richard 534]

Heehee.

You cant block this nuke.

 

 

Lance:

Detonate it now.

*Le mushroom cloud*

[Guest]

I already coated its core with beryllium. Nothing would happen if you gave the detonate signal.

Your gonna have to do better than that to kill me

[Toon Richard 534]

Damn.

 

Matt:

BUT YOU CANT BLOCK MY SWORD BIATCH!

 

*Uses cleaver with a Non Elemental blade*

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Boooriiiing.

[Guest]

*throws fulminated silver at you*
Is it still boring?

[Toon Richard 534]

Aye.

Are ye almost dead?

[Lisa 5,553]

Everyone get the fuck on the floor. I'm here.

[Toon Richard 534]

Ah.

Time for you to freeze?

Or go to my club.

WICH IS IT.

[Jackleberry 1,926]

*Gets on the floor*

[Toon Richard 534]

*Begins firing ice magic after ice magic at nicole.*

Okay.

If you dont join im gonna use bomb magic!

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Everyone get the fuck on the floor. I'm here.