It's Dimitri Hammer!

[Motion Spark 7,807]

@, I think that you definitelly should do a comic book about Dimitri and his crazy adventures, you have plenty of time to draw, and you can paint using the computer by yourself, so why not? that would definitelly worth the read

 

is that a self-portrait of you? damn you look like an old man :S

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Dimitri is a huge teddy bear, but worst case scenario is that he completely snaps. When he snaps he experiences some PTSD and relives his brutal and horrid past. Nothing can snap him out of it then, any simple thing that makes him normally angry will enrage him. How he abhors Big Mac is especially something that'll trigger his anger to escalate from mild to utter rage. Not done yet of course...

 

 

Updated and...done?

 

Edited October 20, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Oh, my. Poor Big Mac. Guess that's what happens when you get between a brony and his mare.

 

This is truly revolutionary art, comrade!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Now this time It's not a drawing of Dimitri or his crazy friends but it's a piece of literature. More of a dated letter being sent home to Dimitri's soulmate. He describes his feelings for his friend for the first time ever while he sits waiting for the advancement of his men into battle.

 

July 13

My Dearest love:

I fear that my time is hindered on this mortal plane, for I can sense something awful like an augury of death approaching slowly behind us. I write to you now for I do not know whether or not I'll be able to write thee again. When I shall possibly be no more I wish for this parchment to express how I feel for you.

 

The advancement of our regiment is progressing rapidly towards our foes. Many dead litter the path to where we are headed, and it makes me sorrowful to see such young lives dashed for eternity. The only thing that keeps me fighting is when I think of you. I fight for you and I'll die for you. My own will, not thine of God, is what I believe in. I will not perish under these present conditions, not as long as you are still under threat from our adversaries. My time is not nigh, and my mind quakes with thoughts of not being there for thee. If I were to not be here for thou, I'd take a stand against any that would dare to impede me for when I can behold your beaming face. Whether it be my commander or God himself.

 

The banner of my purpose floats calmly and proudly in the breeze, that my unbounded love for you is what will keep me in the fray. Just thinking about seeing thou again makes me want to fight with more of my being. Others think absurdly of me for keeping thine picture in my breast pocket all throughout this time, but I believe it brings a good omen to myself. For you see, my love for you is deathless. My very soul seems to be bounded to you. I am most gratified the time in which we spent together, I only wish I had told you of how I feel. It is atrocious of me to have to explain to you through these means how I love you. It is without honor and I apologize for making thee have to experience something as painful as this.

 

I truly love you, we've been friends for several months now but what you don't see in me is how I act. My legs tremor and my mouth can not properly form words when I'm in your angelic aura. My demeanor might seem impolite, but it's only because I feel inferior to be close to you. My whole self aches to be with you, but I feel that I would be the wrong choice. My past is full of horrible pain and my mind tends to give bouts of rage and angst. I wouldn't want you to be fearful of me, and I wouldn't want any harm to come unto you. I can not see you with another though, it would bear a heavy burden upon my heart. My life would soon cease if I were to see you with another. I want you to be happy even if it makes me experience something worse than any torture I've been put through.

 

My final words will be this, I cherish you and I have great fervor to be one that you also find great affection towards. I am devoted to making sure that I come back victorious and hopefully expecting you to come into my arms and we can hold each other everlastingly. I love you my dear and I will give my life to protect you. I will not cease until our enemies are no longer a threat to your wonderful being.

 

Sincerely,

Dimitri Hammer

 

It's Dimitri and his friend Spike! They're freaking out for some reason.....haven't though of what yet....maybe I'll add some kind of mirror in the background so we can see what they're freaking out about.

 

 

updated and done.

 

Comrade Lenoy Trotmir ! Former Chairman of Sovestria, apparently has posters up in Equestria. He's never even heard of Equestria. Dammit Dimitri what're you doing!!!??

 

Comrade Lenoy cleanses the Land of filth

 

Original One, I love this poster.

 

 

Now to set this clear, I got idea from a pony-fied version already. I thought that I could draw it better so I started drawing it yesterday after the strange creature incident. No tracing (I don't know how to anyway....some kind of special computer...thing?) I just free handedly drew the globe and Lenoy but needed to looks at my computer monitor in order to properly get the other poses right.

Edited October 22, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I think that they're both are pretty cool, so no critiques to give because they are so much fun to watch.

Dimitri is a huge teddy bear, but worst case scenario is that he completely snaps. When he snaps he experiences some PTSD and relives his brutal and horrid past. Nothing can snap him out of it then, any simple thing that makes him normally angry will enrage him. How he abhors Big Mac is especially something that'll trigger his anger to escalate from mild to utter rage. Not done yet of course...

ok about the first drawing, I really feel bad for Big Macinstosh, actually I like him D:

 

Comrade Lenoy Trotmir ! Former Chairman of Sovestria, apparently has posters up in Equestria. He's never even heard of Equestria. Dammit Dimitri what're you doing!!!??

second, damn I loved this poster!!! I really did!!

I think you should do the comic book that I told you.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I think that they're both are pretty cool, so no critiques to give because they are so much fun to watch.

 

ok about the first drawing, I really feel bad for Big Macinstosh, actually I like him D:

 

 

second, damn I loved this poster!!! I really did!!

I think you should do the comic book that I told you.

 

First, thank you for saying how much you like my art

 

Second, Mac is safe and sound. Dimitri would never kill him. Just make him Terrified of Dimitri.

 

And what did you think of the one with Spike? First time I tried to draw Spike and Rarity, all at the same time.

[astroty 26]

mister, this way you will make me think studying history is awesome (well, it is!!)

 

(I would prefer lenin to be an earth pony, he remembers me of industry and things we learn at FoE)

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

mister, this way you will make me think studying history is awesome (well, it is!!)

 

(I would prefer lenin to be an earth pony, he remembers me of industry and things we learn at FoE)

 

Lenin as a earth pony does make complete sense, but in my Fan-Fic Unicorns are oppressed. So I thought who better to lead a magic-hating country than Lenin the Unicorn who bans the Anti-Magic laws and tries to correct the country's past faults.

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

you know, i thought that the spike and dimitri one would be that: dimitri went to see spike (for something) and all of a sudden, twilight does something embarrassing to spike XD

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

you know, i thought that the spike and dimitri one would be that: dimitri went to see spike (for something) and all of a sudden, twilight does something embarrassing to spike XD

 

That not bad idea. TIME FOR A RE-CREATION!!

 

 

If only I could think of these things the first time......good thing I got comrades like you!

 

you know, i thought that the spike and dimitri one would be that: dimitri went to see spike (for something) and all of a sudden, twilight does something embarrassing to spike XD

 

Something like this yes? I couldn't think of any other situation that's really embarrassing yet not vulgar or a innuendo....

 

 

I DID ALL I COULD!

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

That not bad idea. TIME FOR A RE-CREATION!!

 

 

If only I could think of these things the first time......good thing I got comrades like you!

 

 

 

Something like this yes? I couldn't think of any other situation that's really embarrassing yet not vulgar or a innuendo....

 

 

I DID ALL I COULD!

 

Mi piace (i love it) it sure makes an atmosphere and embarrassment, another embarrassing thing i could think of it when twilight is wearing her birthday dress and dancing XD though i dont expect you to draw that one XD

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

New art here comrades. I call it "No pony agrees with your love Dimitri...."

 

I created this because if somehow Fluttershy actually did accept Dimitri I'm sure her friends wouldn't approve of this massive, homicidal, mentally disturbed, depressed, and foreign stallion being with her. It makes us all sad inside......especially Dimitri

 

Thanks to Comrade Motion I tried my best to redo this picture....

 

Edited October 28, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

New art here comrades. I call it "No pony agrees with your love Dimitri...."

 

I created this because if somehow Fluttershy actually did accept Dimitri I'm sure her friends wouldn't approve of this massive, homicidal, mentally disturbed, depressed, and foreign stallion being with her. It makes us all sad inside......especially Dimitri

 

 

 

don't dwell too hard on that XD Parso works for Applejack occasionally and Rarity is one of Lotus' top clients, I'm sure with 3 on your side the others will soon follow

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Remind me to stop listening to sad songs whenever I'm here. I mean, always tell me to not listen to sad music. It just makes me sad, and that's why this new piece was created.

 

[longgone 873]

Thank you comrade! I thought using Charlie would be perfect, he's a stupid, ignorant partier. So he's perfect for any stupid situation.

 

I've been drawing....well ponies obviously....but I wanted to give myself another shot at drawing a HUMAN BEING. I tried to draw myself as a man from the 1860's. Now if you know American history then I think you know what war occurred during that time. If you don't then I'm ashamed and disappointed in you.

 

 

Okay....sleep after this. I needed to add this....NEEDED TO!!!! It shows my character in a great perspective.

 

Dimitri may look like Big Mac, but he is nothing like him. Dimitri is stronger, hairier, angrier, more affectionate and more screwed up mentally than him.

 

Dimitri holds him over the pit of hell, like one would a spider to a fire, and abhors him. His wrath towards him burns like fire, he looks at him as worthy of nothing else but to be cast into hades. He has offended Dimitri more than when Satan betrayed God, he is eighty thousand times worse than the most hated of creatures. There is no mercy or pleading for he has provoked the pure eyes of Dimitri with his sinful manners. The only path for him is one full of death and suffering.

 

 

Hmm for some reason that reminds me of Burnside lol. Ye know, probably the worst general? Sent some 12,000 men to their deaths at Marye's heights in Fredericksburg? Hopefully you're a good tactican... or else I would desert..

 

Remind me to stop listening to sad songs whenever I'm here. I mean, always tell me to not listen to sad music. It just makes me sad, and that's why this new piece was created.

 

 

Aww, I have found possibly the saddest video of the internet, and I would love to share it with you! But I shall wait for December...

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Hmm for some reason that reminds me of Burnside lol. Ye know, probably the worst general? Sent some 12,000 men to their deaths at Marye's heights in Fredericksburg? Hopefully you're a good tactican... or else I would desert..

 

Good tactician? My second major in college was military studies. I hope I'm A LOT better than Burnside!!

 

It's a self portrait. I'd make a great Union General in my opinion

[longgone 873]

Good tactician? My second major in college was military studies. I hope I'm A LOT better than Burnside!!

 

It's a self portrait. I'd make a great Union General in my opinion

 

I wouldn't make one. I'm just so facinated by the old military styles, I would stick to em.

 

"Ok general, the enemy has deployed infantry and his 1st Tank Division on the right, with a group of ACPs and heavy Artillery on the left."

 

Me: Ah, send in the 12th regiment of foot to attack the tanks, then swing the calvery 'round and attack the artillery from the flanks."

 

"You're going to attack a tank division with infantry?"

"If Napoleon can do it, so can we, just imagine the tanks are horses!"

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I wouldn't make one. I'm just so facinated by the old military styles, I would stick to em.

 

"Ok general, the enemy has deployed infantry and his 1st Tank Division on the right, with a group of ACPs and heavy Artillery on the left."

 

Me: Ah, send in the 12th regiment of foot to attack the tanks, then swing the calvery 'round and attack the artillery from the flanks."

 

"You're going to attack a tank division with infantry?"

"If Napoleon can do it, so can we, just imagine the tanks are horses!"

 

And all the while you would have a cigar hanging out of your mouth and be wearing a slouch hat.

 

I agree with you there, my training was mostly on the older techniques of war.

[longgone 873]

And all the while you would have a cigar hanging out of your mouth and be wearing a slouch hat.

 

I agree with you there, my training was mostly on the older techniques of war.

 

Heh, I would actually prefer if I was to command at al, to command an Irish company. For Irishmen never break! (almost). They make never retreat, but fall back to fight another day. An' only after being absoutley slaughtered, as they showed time and time again at Fredericksburg and Antetiam! Ah yes, wearing a Flatop Morabia with a cigar hangin from my mouth. But, I would prefer to be a captain, for then I would get to fight with me men!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Heh, I would actually prefer if I was to command at al, to command an Irish company. For Irishmen never break! (almost). They make never retreat, but fall back to fight another day. An' only after being absoutley slaughtered, as they showed time and time again at Fredericksburg and Antetiam! Ah yes, wearing a Flatop Morabia with a cigar hangin from my mouth. But, I would prefer to be a captain, for then I would get to fight with me men!

 

To fight with my men, even if I was general I'd charge right into battle with my comrades! Wearing my General's Ushanka and smoking from my father's old pipe. Charging into battle with my Colt Paterson and my Shashka!

[longgone 873]

To fight with my men, even if I was general I'd charge right into battle with my comrades! Wearing my General's Ushanka and smoking from my father's old pipe. Charging into battle with my Colt Paterson and my Shashka!

 

Charging into battle with me 1860's pocket pistol in one hand and the Irish regimental colors in the other! And if possible, get some pipers to play us into battle! Pipes get me blood boiling they do.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Ah, almost forgot that I have new drawing. Geisha Fluttershy, not done yet of course

 

 

Need more shocked Dimitri in there

 

 

 

HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG

 

*Ahem* sorry about that.

Dimitri gives long embrace to his cherished love.

 

 

 

 

 

What is that you say? Fluttershy is not Dimitri's soulmate?

 

 

 

[longgone 873]

Geisha Fluttershy HECK YEAH! Hehehe, I have a silly idea that shall make you rage! Quickly, to Photoshop! But I shall give you a hint good sir, it involves Stalin!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Dimitri's Nightmare Night costume is now done. This year he decided to be a Detective, because they're awesome and cool. 1920's-1940's kind of Detective of course.

 

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

Dimitri's Nightmare Night costume is now done. This year he decided to be a Detective, because they're awesome and cool. 1920's-1940's kind of Detective of course.

 

 

kind reminds me of a ponified Vito Scaletta with a beard XD but good job on it, I'm currently working on my own artwork based on a halloween costume XP