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Leatherbehlt

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I didn't pay for no pizza! *levitates and tosses pizza at you*

MINE! *throws body at pizza about to be wasted and with precise timing catches it in the mouth* Oh wait I forgot. No mushrooms, no life. *transforms into optimus prime and self destructs*

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MINE! *throws body at pizza about to be wasted and with precise timing catches it in the mouth* Oh wait I forgot. No mushrooms, no life. *transforms into optimus prime and self destructs*

Wow! Didn't see that coming!

 

*Bucks head* Fine. Enjoy your concussion. CHANGE MAH BACK INTO AN ALICORN.

hmmmm......nope! Oh and that didn't hurt!
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That's cause you've suffered severe nerve damage, and you no longer feel pain. *Bucks head* Change TGAPMT back.

No it's because I've got a hard head that's why I can't feel any pain! Nope I'm not changing you back! *makes you younger* now I made you younger!
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That's cause you've suffered severe nerve damage, and you no longer feel pain. *Bucks head* Change TGAPMT back.

Using violence to force a pony with no physical ability to feel pain is NOT going to work. And how the hay did I get back here? did you teleport me?

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No it's because I've got a hard head that's why I can't feel any pain! Nope I'm not changing you back! *makes you younger* now I made you younger!

Dabuq? Wuteves. TGAPMT still got da amulet. INCREASED STRENGTH!!! Make TGAPMT an alicorn stallion. NOW. Can't believe MT's doing this but... *Bucks LB*

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Dabuq? Wuteves. TGAPMT still got da amulet. INCREASED STRENGTH!!! Make TGAPMT an alicorn stallion. NOW. Can't believe MT's doing this but... *Bucks LB*

Whoa! *levitates the alicorn amulet off of you and brings it to me* there now you don't have it!
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Dabuq? Wuteves. TGAPMT still got da amulet. INCREASED STRENGTH!!! Make TGAPMT an alicorn stallion. NOW. Can't believe MT's doing this but... *Bucks LB*

*takes large blue pill in mid air and time slows down to a crawl* Hey I'm flying! Well, everything is slow as Diamond Tiara when the authorities ask her about bullying, so might as well make use of the oppurtunity. *runs to fluttershy's garden to find mushrooms, flies over to sugarcube corner to heat them up, then flies like cocainebow dash over to the throne room and turns the pizza into mushroom pizza, eats a slice, feels peaceful, and puts wraps mike jr's horn in electric tape to prevent magic from leaking out, then ties MT's legs together with a rope made of the dung that Mike Jr dropped when he realized I don't have my cutie mark then puts a sticker saying "kiss me" over MT's cutie mark and runs behind Cadence and ducks as the pill wears off*

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Whoa! *levitates the alicorn amulet off of you and brings it to me* there now you don't have it!

(According to canon, only the user can remove it)

*Amulet magically appears on MT* HA! Beaten across the 4th wall!

 

 

*takes large blue pill in mid air and time slows down to a crawl* Hey I'm flying! Well, everything is slow as Diamond Tiara when the authorities ask her about bullying, so might as well make use of the oppurtunity. *runs to fluttershy's garden to find mushrooms, flies over to sugarcube corner to heat them up, then flies like cocainebow dash over to the throne room and turns the pizza into mushroom pizza, eats a slice, feels peaceful, and puts wraps mike jr's horn in electric tape to prevent magic from leaking out, then ties MT's legs together with a rope made of the dung that Mike Jr dropped when he realized I don't have my cutie mark then puts a sticker saying "kiss me" over MT's cutie mark and runs behind Cadence and ducks as the pill wears off*

JUST GIVE TGAPMT HIS OLD BODY BACK! (Also, MT's cutie mark disappeared with his new body)

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*takes large blue pill in mid air and time slows down to a crawl* Hey I'm flying! Well, everything is slow as Diamond Tiara when the authorities ask her about bullying, so might as well make use of the oppurtunity. *runs to fluttershy's garden to find mushrooms, flies over to sugarcube corner to heat them up, then flies like cocainebow dash over to the throne room and turns the pizza into mushroom pizza, eats a slice, feels peaceful, and puts wraps mike jr's horn in electric tape to prevent magic from leaking out, then ties MT's legs together with a rope made of the dung that Mike Jr dropped when he realized I don't have my cutie mark then puts a sticker saying "kiss me" over MT's cutie mark and runs behind Cadence and ducks as the pill wears off*

I've dealt with this before and this is easy to get rid of! It's actually a spell that can get rid of this from my horn! *uses magic to get rid of the electric tape* see easy!
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I've dealt with this before and this is easy to get rid of! It's actually a spell that can get rid of this from my horn! *uses magic to get rid of the electric tape* see easy!

Well , that was a very *horny* move you just pulled. Heh, I made a sex joke in the middle of a war in a thread that we pretty much upstaged from it's original owner.

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(According to canon, only the user can remove it)

*Amulet magically appears on MT* HA! Beaten across the 4th wall!

oooooo I'm telling Pinkie that you broke the fourth wall! *teleports the amulet again and destroys it! Ah ha! (I know that! I'm doing it differently though!)

 

Well , that was a very *horny* move you just pulled. Heh, I made a sex joke in the middle of a war in a thread that we pretty much upstaged from it's original owner.

that's just messed up! And yea I guess we did!
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Im still not going to change you back, but I'll do something funnier! *changes you into a mare*

*Stares at self* Oh... Yeah... Uh... TGAPMT meant to say... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? CEASE THIS TREACHERY AT ONCE!

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Whats your favorite gumdrop, strawberry or periwinkle?

 

I'm not sure...

*falls back laughing*

What are you two going on about?!

 

Hi Cadence! Happy Hearts N Hooves Day! And I liked that crystal dress you wore when the games inspector visited. :)

 

Thank you, sorry for the late reply I hope you didn't miss it too much 

Hey Cadence, do you know anything about TGAPMT or Trixie? Trixie got her hands on a new Alicorn Amulet and I think your husband may want to know about it.

Shining Armor already knows, it's pretty old news

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