Onix-warmachine-brony 38 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 i had an awesome thought, while i was violently eating some ice-cream.... (ít was a terrible mess) and thought too myself what if I could or anyone could become chuck norris for one day?!! so my thought was if you could become chuck norris what would you do? rule: you may not kill anyone have fun =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink 191 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 I would kill absolutely everyone and not give a shit about stupid forum rules because I'm Chuck Norris. I really don't find Chuck Norris jokes funny at all but I just had to. 4 I frequently edit my new posts to fix grammatical errors or to reword stuff, so sorry if I make it look like I'm forging my messages to change the meaning of anyone's replies or something. Reading the blog below kills more brain cells per minute than smoking: http://health-and-fitness-tips-and-topics.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowDashie 767 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 ! would eat a lot of snacks, lie down on my bed basketball and i would watch ponies all day long... wait i am Chuck Norris, that's a normal day for me! 2 Thunder Farts: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/thunder-farts-r4099 Rosewood: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rosewood-r5917 Wanna play games with me? Join my steam group! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gamefaceofdoom/ And then there's this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy Giant Friend 206 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 Do the impossible, or, as I call it... THE CHUCK-POSSIBLE! Huh? Huh? ...Noone likes it? Really...? Okay... *Sits and cries in a corner* And that's what I'd do :> 2 (I used to be Sapphire until I drank some cactus juice.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Hammer 3,645 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 I'd go violently beat up Stalin after I resurrected him from the grave. Then I'd resurrect Lenin and we would go dance on Mars. I am Chuck Fucking Norris, fuck oxygen! 1 Created by the fabulous Gone ϟ AirbourneAvatar by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcollinz13 428 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 This is what i think about Chuck Norris, and all of those stupid people who are constantly making jokes with him. http://mlpforums.com/topic/30911-chuck-norris-is-overrated/page__hl__chuck%20norris#entry716606 You will understand after you look at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundershock 310 September 28, 2012 Share September 28, 2012 i am not sure what i would do, because i have no idea why everyone likes Chuck Norris so much. Can someone please tell me? that would be nice! thanks! Sig made by meh ((Find me on Deviantart if you wanna talk to me)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Matt 250 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Everypony! Be VERY careful when saying you don't get Chuck Norris, or you don't like him etc. Most of all, don't ever challenge him. This happened to somebody once: "Guys, let's face it. Chuck Norris is NOT that hardcore...I mean, if he is as awesome as you all claim he is, he would come over to my house, and slam my face on the keyboardfjkblsehfgimcew,nrmg7735t390mo3 ,rgku9k6q,y7x,kp$WY^$INR*&OBBRKVTCNHSBXBGVNBTUKRBRTDUVEUVBK^JNTBRVYH......." But in relation to the OP, I do not know what I would do! If I became Chuck Norris for a day, Chuck Norris's spirit would just temporarily take over mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Pow 332 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 If I was Chuck Norris for a day, I beat the crap out of me so when Chuck Norris wakes up he be "what the?" with all the bones in his body broke. Honestly Chuck Norris is not as awesome as Fed Bear... he hunts with a bow and arrow, if not with his 'bear' hands. I Run and Operate Alicornradio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkBuddy 586 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 If I was Chuck Norris for one day, I would fix some problems for the world. Like killing Kim Jon Un for an example, that guy is EVIL. Plus, I might have a fight with Saxton Hale. I'm a Y2K Survivor™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winona the Dog 1,984 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Go to seven flags and demand they let me in for free...........And then i would enjoy tons of rides (first in line all the time) endless buffets and i win all the carnival-like and arcade games all the time. Would be the BEST. DAY. EVER. That or i could rip a whole in the fabric of space and time to Equestria and live there the rest of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 What if I was Chuck Norris all along? What if Chuck Norris is actually Tyler Durden? What if they were both written in a Fan-fiction by Chuck Norris? What if that was all inside a master plan created by Chuck Norris that he conspired from the beginning of Time? What if Chuck Norris created the Universe? What if The creation of the Universe was a subplot within the My Little Pony verse as written by Lauren Faust? What if Chuck Norris hung out with Lauren Faust? THEN WHERE WOULD I BE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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