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YES, AS I MAIN HORDE I AM SUPPOSED TO SHOUT A LOT.

Unless you are a forsaken, then you kinda struggle with such.

 

 

A blood elf would prefer a more soft-spoken tone of voice. Barbaric screaming is the last thing that is needed.

 

Even still, do Thrall, Vol'jin, or Cairne (R.I.P.) seem the type to scream at the top of their lungs about being angry? Their more powerful lines are also typically soft spoken.

 

"De Horde, is my people."

 

"Ish-ne-alo por-ah, may the Earthmother smile upon you."

 

"You disappoint me . . . Garrosh."

 

Yeah, speaking of that walking stain on the Orc's collective honor. How you describe the Horde sounds more akin to his vision than Thrall's.

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Yeah, speaking of that walking stain on the Orc's collective honor. How you describe the Horde sounds more akin to his vision than Thrall's.

 

True, but I believe we're describing a stereotype.  And personally, I enjoy making fun of stereotypes.

 

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@@Akari of Duskshire,

 

I normally despise that kind of humor and believe stereotypes and indeed generalization to be the root of all evil . . . but I had to admit a few of those got a chuckle out of me. 

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Cairne (R.I.P.)
Rip king of the steppes and testosterone. ;_;

And yeah, the orcs are the backbone of the horde. Except when it comes to dark magics and healing. That is mainly voodoo doctors, shadow & light balance priests.

I think the orcs and forsaken are almost the entire horde population. Trolls and blood elves are almost extinct, but survive through sheer power and DARK MAGICS THAT WILL TURN YOUR PALADINS INTO ASH. I mean, trolls and blood elves are very good with magics.

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@@Steel Accord,

 

Glad that it did, but sorry about that.  XD

 

So anyways, this makes no sense.  Why should a girl man of my stature have to wear a dress?! 

 

 

 

Trolls and blood elves are almost extinct
 

 

"Darkspear nevah die."

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Why should a girl man of my stature have to wear a dress?!

BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD GET BETTER AT CASTING DEVASTATING SPELLS AND CURSES UPON YOUR OPPONENTS TO TURN THEM INTO PILES OF ASH AND CRISPY BACON! I mean, they make you feel smarter.

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Rip king of the steppes and testosterone. ;_;

And yeah, the orcs are the backbone of the horde. Except when it comes to dark magics and healing. That is mainly voodoo doctors, shadow & light balance priests.

I think the orcs and forsaken are almost the entire horde population. Trolls and blood elves are almost extinct, but survive through sheer power and DARK MAGICS THAT WILL TURN YOUR PALADINS INTO ASH. I mean, trolls and blood elves are very good with magics.

 

 

Well that's part of why they joined the Horde in the first place, as did the Tauren when the centaur almost wiped them out. The Horde chiefly consists of people that have been pushed to the edge, the Horde just reaches out and pulls them back from it.

 

 

@@Steel Accord,

 

Glad that it did, but sorry about that.  XD

 

So anyways, this makes no sense.  Why should a girl man of my stature have to wear a dress?! 

 

 

 

 

 

"Darkspear nevah die."

 

No it's fine, I'm not everyone and I acknowledge I can be a bit of a stick in the mud.

 

(Why should a man of my stature watch My Little Pony, because I damn well like it and don't give a shit what others think, that's why!)

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BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD GET BETTER AT CASTING DEVASTATING SPELLS AND CURSES UPON YOUR OPPONENTS TO TURN THEM INTO PILES OF ASH AND CRISPY BACON! I mean, they make you feel smarter.

 

But what's the point?  I don't like bacon.

 

@@Steel Accord,

 

Well true, but you still seem like a fun guy to reply to.  XD

 

Also, amen brutha!   

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@@Akari of Duskshire,

 

I love the Alliance, since I left my turtle, I love the Horde too, but it's been a hurdle. *running from gankers*

 

Boom de yada! Boom de yada! Boom de yada!

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I was scouting around in Feralas when I was surrounded by a group of Alliance - turned into a pretty intense RP scene, haha.

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Cool, what happened? Did you communicate just through emotes?

 

Yeah, I couldn't understand what they were saying to each other. It resulted in me fighting them all, haha.

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Cool, what happened? Did you communicate just through emotes?

 

 

Yeah, I couldn't understand what they were saying to each other. It resulted in me fighting them all, haha.

 

 

See?  We need a freaking diplomacy mode! 

 

Oh btw, did you go PvP on them?  And if so, how many did you manage to kill?

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You said it was an RP scene though.

 

It was, but it still resulted in them attacking me. I'm not much for /roll battles, tbh.

 

 

See?  We need a freaking diplomacy mode!    Oh btw, did you go PvP on them?  And if so, how many did you manage to kill?

 

I managed to kill two of them before the hunter nailed me.

 

(There was 4 in total). 

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It was, but it still resulted in them attacking me. I'm not much for /roll battles, tbh.
 

 

Neither am I, but I prefer them to dueling or faction vs. PvP.


@@Royce,

 

I see.  

 

This is what goes through my mind when it's me vs a hunter.

 

"Come on, just the hunter, just the hunter, ju- AUGH!!!"

 

You know I always wonder, wouldn't it be cool if there were like "enemy classes?" Like you have NPCs that are themselves reflections of the selectable classes?

 

True you do fight Paladins with the Scarlet Crusade, and Rogues with the Defias Brotherhood, but I meant more like an "NPC raid group" sort of deal where its a cross section of mages, hunters, shamans, etc.

 

It's like, "see what it feels like when YOU get attacked by a diversely skilled, heterogenous group of raiders?!"  ^_^

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