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When I'm President, Everyone Gets a Free Pony.


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This may be the best troll or a total genius who's trying to be elected for President. His catch phrase? "When I'm President, everyone will get a free pony." Check it out yourself.
(Skip to 2:50 for you impatient ponies)

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE&feature=related

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"I am a friendly facist. I'm a tyrant that you should trust."


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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,

and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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He's definitely the only favorable candidate in the corporationist p...I mean, the two main parties, sorry. Ponies or not, it was a well crafted and executed speech, especially the conclusion (if you know who Randall Terry is).

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Where is the Twilight, where's the Sparkle

Where's dear Fluttershy knocking on the door

Where's the Rainbow Dash that takes me there

Where the real is shattered by a Pinkie Pie

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme

 

This guy is hilarious, he's an actual candidate...

 

People should run for president like him, except with... I don't know... good intentions (unlike all the greedy candidates we have right now...)?

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If Ron Paul doesn't get the Rep nomination, then I might vote for an independent, or write-in. I wouldn't say anyone is better than obama, but in all honesty our government has become a joke.

VERMIN SUPREME FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.

OOOOR we can advance science to the point where we can create a real Celestia, and have HER govern us.

 

A real Luna would be nice too...

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  • 8 years later...

"Everyone gets a free ..."

 

I can tell you with fact, that no one can give everyone something, it is impossible. :darling: Even for a President.

 

A real Luna would be nice too...

Yes please

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:orly:

 

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