The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

*eats pet cactus* was that not a toy... oh uhhhh *leaves*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Scram! Doggy pest!

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

*whines and hides under bed*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Scram!

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

*bites your hand and leaves*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: *stabs you with knife*  Now,Get out!

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

.... your a monster.... *leaves*

I'm calling the police! and reporting you for animal abuse!

[Rotary Hum 16]

You hurt Pokey! *Racks shotgun* NOPONY SCREWS WITH POKEY!!!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

another wander come to see me in my crypt..... your naked...... I SWEAR TO CELESTIA IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO MY CORPSE!!!

[Rotary Hum 16]

I'm naked, Pissed off they hurt Pokey with a loaded shotgun. Come at me buddy...

[Bastion 414]

The heck?!

No, get out now!

 

Or I'll set fire to the rainbows of unicorn magic.

The glittery flakes of iron and chrome will never see the light of day again, and neither will you!

[CheeryFox 23,820]

X_X

 

Nightmares. Nightmares everywhere. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Looks like someone has been gettin' into my wine stash again.  :comeatus:

How did you even get in here..? At this time of night, the house is all locked up! Go and get me some tea! 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you have a nice house Crimson Cross why would you be in my Crypt at this hour you do know the other ghosts wander the graveyard this late at night

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I'm staying in this Crypt cause I was dared to. Don't know why I'm naked though. I may be a pony,but I prefer clothes.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

oh hi Jack welcome back, how much did they dare you to enter my crypt?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: $20. It's worth it,don't you think?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

yeah since this is my crypt and nothing here is a threat.... well besides the cobwebs and dust but that shouldn't bother you if you are able to have a conversation with a ghost

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: They said they'd add an extra 20 if I kiss a ghost. And since you're the only ghost around.

 

*kisses you* Hehe. I just made myself $40!  

 

Alright,what do you wanna talk about?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

.....  come on Jack give me a bit more warning next time  -_-

 

and as long as it doesn't involve me corpse its up to you

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Oh,sorry. Okay,so how did you die? Were you stabbed? Shot? Blown up?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

oh I just love curious ponies I have nothing to hide so here is how I died

 

it was about 10 years ago I had been abandoned by my friends who thought I had died I went to Ponyville to find them after 5 years of being alone. On that day the Cloudsdale army attacked Ponyville to enslave Unicorn and Earth Pony I stood up against them and held them off they sent wave after wave I defeated all they threw at me eventually my friends saw me and decided to help and another one of my friends was in the Cloudsdale guard he betrayed his men to do what he thought was right. When we thought we had won the Captain of the guard came and stabbed me I fell to the ground waking up and passing out slowly bleeding to death the last thing I saw were my friends standing around me. as I said my final goodbyes I faded away from life.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Wow,that's dark. Fuckin Cloudsdale and their stupid flying ponies.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

(its also in my fan fic but I need to edit it some more)

 

yeah after that from what I heard all armies had been united into one the Solar Empire to prevent another tragedy..... well the sun seems to be rising I will see you later Jack *fades*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Okay. I'm gonna go collect my $40. I'll probably be back for the night.