You Are Locked In A Room With The Avatar Of The Person Above You

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Uggghhh... my head hurts...

I have an idea... how about I use him in my empty ice pack, and then you can drink the water after he melts?

[Duality 10,740]

1 minute ago, Stormfury said:

Feeling a bit parched, mate! 

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

Uggghhh... my head hurts...

I have an idea... how about I use him in my empty ice pack, and then you can drink the water after he melts?

I am surrounded by cannibals. 

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

...........................

[Duality 10,740]

2 minutes ago, Fillypino Fried said:

Did you bring a heater in here?!

How inconsiderate.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

*brings a fridge to store teh Ice Kyoob*

*freezes to deth in the fridge* :v

[Duality 10,740]

Just now, Fillypino Fried said:

*brings a fridge to store teh Ice Kyoob*

*freezes to deth in the fridge* :v

Top marks for commitment to my safety. Slight deductions from the non-suicidal problem-solving section.

[Stardust* 3,302]

Well... not a whole lot of conversation to worry about. And... if I get thirsty I will at least have that... 

[Duality 10,740]

Just now, Kitsune* said:

Well... not a whole lot of conversation to worry about. And... if I get thirsty I will at least have that... 

Zero marks for commitment to my safety. Slight boost to the non-suicidal problem-solving section.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Hmmm... well, what we could do, is throw you really really hard at a snowman, and you should get lodged somewhere in the middle.

That'll keep you nice and cold.

[Duality 10,740]

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

Hmmm... well, what we could do, is throw you really really hard at a snowman, and you should get lodged somewhere in the middle.

That'll keep you nice and cold.

Half marks for commitment to my safety. Top marks for non-sanity-based problem solving.

[Stardust* 3,302]

Sculpt you into a key and escape. 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I like that idea better. Sure, it involves bashing him with a rock, but we can always apologize.

[Duality 10,740]

3 minutes ago, Kitsune* said:

Sculpt you into a key and escape. 

Sculpt you into a key and escape.

Let's see how you like it.

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

I like that idea better. Sure, it involves bashing him with a rock, but we can always apologize.

Et tu, Brute?

Edited July 3, 2017 by Duality

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Ow. I'm not sure how you thought that would work on me.

You do realize I have bones, right?

[Stardust* 3,302]

Asks a simple question. "You see that window up there right?... the one that is unlocked... letting in a slight breeze."

Yeah... use the window. And since you have wings. Easy. and no broken bones! 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

...

How did we not see that window before?

*flies towards window, setting off a large siren that immediately closes and locks the window*

WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK!!! AND NOW IT'S SUPER LOUD IN HERE!!!

[Duality 10,740]

I blame you for this.

4 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Ow. I'm not sure how you thought that would work on me.

You do realize I have bones, right?

YEAH. THEY'RE ABOUT AS SOLID AS MY ICE IS.

[Stardust* 3,302]

WELL MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF IT!!!!

MAYBE TUNNEL UNDER IT?!!?

USE THE ICE TO GET THROUGH THE HARD PARTS AND I CAN DIG INTO THE DIRT!!

[Duality 10,740]

No need to yell, I communicate telepathically anyway.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

THAT COULD WORK! HOLD ON, DUALITY!! THIS COULD HURT A LITTLE!

*starts bashing the concrete using the ice cube* IT COULD ALSO TAKE A WHILE!

[Stardust* 3,302]

*sits back and watches... trying very hard not to laugh* 

This might not be a good idea... let's try the wooden door first. Might take a bit less bashing. 

[Duality 10,740]

As long  as you don't try to bash the door down with an ice-cube, I'm okay with this plan.

12 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

THAT COULD WORK! HOLD ON, DUALITY!! THIS COULD HURT A LITTLE!

*starts bashing the concrete using the ice cube* IT COULD ALSO TAKE A WHILE!

"You're better off letting me melt, allowing me to trickle into cracks in the concrete, and refreezing me. It'd cause me to expand and crack the concrete further."

^ What I would be saying if you weren't smashing my face into the ground repetitively.

Edited July 3, 2017 by Duality

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

But, if we don't use your face to smash the door in, what will we use instead? My hooves?

That seems like much less fun...

Edited July 3, 2017 by ShadowDash13

[Duality 10,740]

8 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

But, if we don't use your face to smash the door in, what will we use instead? My hooves?

That seems like much less fun...

Maybe for YOU.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

What? You don't enjoy being smashed into a door rapidly? I have a friend who absolutely loves it.

I'll let you meet him as soon as he gets out of his coma.

 

I don't see anything that could go wrong with you hitting the door, and it's much faster than using my hooves...