You Are Locked In A Room With The Avatar Of The Person Above You

[Moon Rat 4,772]

*awkward silence*

[Carnival Cat 26]

 

 

Oh don't go. There's no need. You have everything you love right here. Isn't it wonderful? Just relax. Be happy. Be peaceful. Listen to mommy's voice, listen to mommy's song. Feel mommy's hug. Feel mommy's love. There's no need to leave. There is no need for anything. Let the fog protect you from the cruel harsh light that has no heart.

Come little foals
I'll take thee away
Into a land
Of enchantment

Come little foals
The time's come to play
Here in my garden
Of magic

That's it, just forget it all, just let it all go, all those silly regrets, all that silly sadness, loss, mistakes, and memories that only weight you down. Yes my little foals, yes, listen to mommy, listen to mommy's love, listen to mommy's song. 

Who's a cute foal? Who's a cute foal? Tickle tickle! That's nice dear. Mommy loves hearing you laugh. Snuggle with mommy! Yes, mommy loves you too dear! Mommy loves you all. Mommy will provide and protect you. You'll never be lonely with mommy here.

Mommy was very happy for this talk dearies, very happy. Mama is very proud. Now mama wants you to go to all the friends you've been sharing these wonderful talks with and tell them about mommy and share her song and her love with them. All your friends and family, dearies. Send it to as many as you can ... so all can join mommy in paradise.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

[Bari 7,023]

He looks scary. Maybe I'll punch him in the face.

[Carnival Cat 26]

 

 

ALL SHALL JOIN THE CULT OF LAUGHTER! CONVERT AND SPREAD JOY TO ALL OF EQUESTRIA IN THE NAME OF THE LAUGHING MARE! MUWAAHAAAHAAA!

Edited December 1, 2012 by The_Laughing_Mare

[Marshmallow 1,137]

Oh God. Somehow, I don't think I'm going to have a good time with you in there :/

I'm not sure I like laughing anymore :$

[TheImaginaryAlicorn 147]

I'm locked in a room with a . . . marshpony? Ponymallow? A . . . WHAT?!

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Hell yes, two adorable ponies.  I guess we could talk, but I just have one question.  Hugs?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Well this is really weird...

[Carnival Cat 26]

come on everypony smile, smile, smile, fill your hearts up with sunshine, sunshine or i will gut you and force feed your entrail to your family and resurect your corpse to feast on them. then i shall revive you all as my happy undead minions! all hail mistriss pinkie pie: the laughing mare!

Edited December 2, 2012 by The_Laughing_Mare

[Loriem 639]

*Backs against wall.*

 

Are you crazy?

[Carnival Cat 26]

why do you think i am crazy? maybe a knock-knock joke will make you like me more.

knock knock

 who's there?

laugh

laugh who?

LAUGH AT MY JOKE OR I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

[Loriem 639]

Wait, you can't devour my soul, because I have a CYBORG MAID!

 

"IF YOU TAKE SECRET PERSON'S SOUL I WILL BE MAD! VERY MAD MAD MAD! SO MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAAAAD!!!!"

[Carnival Cat 26]

Listen to laughing mare for awhileCause I am here to sayI'm gonna make the world smileAnd joy will be here to stay.Everyone will be so happy.They'll be that way no matter whatThat's how the world should be don't you see?They'll be happy wheather they want to be or not!I'm going to make them smile, smile, smile!I'll stuff their hearts full of sunshine!They're all going to smile, smile, smile!No matter how much they want to whine! But anger is in my way now.In my world anger has no place.So now I'll make this vowAnger will disappear without a trace!So say goodbye to anger and sorrow!Bad feelings can say so long!When the sun comes up tomorrowEverypony will be singing my song!Everypony will have to smile, smile, smile!Once they hear the sound of my voice, voice, voice!Everypony will have to smile, smile, smile!They'll have to, they won't have a choice, choice, choice!" 

Edited December 2, 2012 by The_Laughing_Mare

[Loriem 639]

Take a melody

Simple as can be

Give it some words and

Sweet harmony

Raise your voices

All day long now love grows strong now

Sing the melody

of love, oh love

[Carnival Cat 26]

MAN, YOU ARE ONE TOUGH CUSTOMER AREN'T YOU! WELL YOU NO MATTER!

RAKDOS CARNARIUM

Edited December 2, 2012 by The_Laughing_Mare

[Loriem 639]

*Secret Person prayed to the bottom of his heart.*

[Carnival Cat 26]

HOW IS PRAYING GOING TO STOP ME?

THERE IS NO GOD ONLY THE LAUGHING MARE!

 DON'T THINK YOU CAN JUST "GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTIES" BECAUSE THIS GHOSTIE IS HERE TO STAY!

NOW WILL PLEASE JOIN I AM SORRY FOR THREATENING YOUR LIFE! WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DERPY WAS ONE OF MY HEAD OPERATIVES WOULD THAT CONVINCE YOU? JOIN OR DIE MORTAL! OOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT I WAS JUST KIDDING I LOVE JOKES ESPECIALLY ONES WITH A "KILLER" PUNCHLINE IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

Edited December 2, 2012 by The_Laughing_Mare

[Loriem 639]

Hmm, Conventional tactics aren't working, how do i remove nightmares again? Oh yea, I GET MAD! I MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! THEN I MAKE A PORTAL REFERENCE! YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR IGNORANT TO WHAT HORRORS ARE! YOUR SUCH A MORON YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS'S ATTACK!

 

You know what? I'm turning off the Devils machine...

[Carnival Cat 26]

My little dalek
My little dalek
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My little dalek
We have come here to exterminate
My little dalek
Because the only thing we can feel is hate

Hunt the Doctor
He can't run!
Shooting our lasers
One by one
We are here to
Exterminate!
We will destroy the pony race


My little Daleks
Don't you know you're all exterminated

[Loriem 639]

This Mindlessness is too much to beat! Even THE ALMIGHTY IDIOT!

 

 

RETREAT! *Goes into creative mode and breaks through the roof.*

[Carnival Cat 26]

so does that mean you surrender?

[Loriem 639]

*Lands back into the room.*

 

Yes.

 

*Flies away at light speed.*

[Carnival Cat 26]

NOW THAT YOU ARE CONVERTED SPREAD THE JOY! TELL EVERYPONY YOU KNOW OF THE FUN THAT IS TO BE FOUND IN THE CULT OF LAUGHTER! MAKE THEM HAPPY OR MAKE THEM DEAD EITHER WAY WE WILL HAVE NEW MEMBERS! NOW GO MY MINION IN THE NAME OF THE LAUGHING MARE!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I ain't joinin no creepy cult bro

 

I already dabbled in creepiness

 

Not doin that again