The Kinfe, and the Two Red Horses

[Beat Shock 581]

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Ok, my fanfic is fixed...

 

This is to my Comrade, Dimitri. I wrote this short story based on one of his status updates, me being extremely bored. Having it be my first fanfic, I am very proud of myself! Although this story is kinda cheezy, most of you may find it somewhat entertaining. Just let me know what you guys think!

 

Mare's and Gentlecolts, I give you...

The Knife and the Two Red Horses

INTRO

Lightning flashed before Big Mac as he stood upon the hill of stone. Looking past the stormy dark night, he recalled memories of the pony who stole the mare he adored most, driving deeper sorrow into his numb heart. Envy screamed through Big Mac's veins, bringing grief and insanity to his simple mind, only doing his soul more harm. The red pony's mixed emotions soon let out in a vocal release, roaring louder than the thunder around him...

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!”

 

Big Mac then decided that Dimitri’s existence was the only thing ruining his chances with Fluttershy. With tears still wet, his sob transformed into an evil grin. Deep beneath Big Mac’s thick skull, he was plotting a strategic murder of Fluttershy’s husband, involving something sharp to gut the bearded stallion. With eyes popping, and heart filled with excitement, he let out a ferocious roar far more powerful than the last one...

 

“EEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

 

 

PART 1: THE KNIFE

Fluttershy was the first to wake up today, not surprised with her husband’s rough work last night. Dimitri usually forces himself to wake up earlier, to make sure Fluttershy is safe, but this time his body decided to sleep in. Fluttershy got out of bed quietly, trying not to wake up her spouse, until she noticed something large and silver sticking out of the wall.

 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Fluttershy in fright. Dimitri’s protective instincts shot his big зад straight up out of bed. “What is troubling you, my dear?” he asked, worried. Fluttershy pointed at the wall in frustration. “What is this knife doing in our house, and why is it stuck in our wall?”. Dimitri sighed. “Relax Honey, it cannot hurt anyone now. I have no knowledge on who threw this, or why they threw it, but if that knife risked your safety, I swear I will hunt the criminal down to the ends of Equestria!”.

 

Fluttershy eased her breath, being calmed by her husband’s strong voice. “Oh, but if you were to find out who done it, you wouldn’t hurt him would you-” “Him??” Dimitri interrupted. “How would you know of the criminal being a HIM and not a HER? And, if he were a HIM, I wouldn’t be so tolerant over his actions which could of hurt you- or worse!”. Fluttershy was no longer comfortable. “I was just guessing! I don’t know anything about him- uh- whoever, why is it so important? Oh please don’t get mad at me”. Dimitri took a deep breath and spoke softly, “I am sorry for yelling Fluttershy. I was never mad at you. Just please tell me everything you know, I promise my words will be gentle.”

 

Fluttershy lowered her head in guilt. She then pulled a crumpled piece of paper out from under her wing, and gave it to Dimitri. “I hid it under my wing before you woke up, hoping you wouldn’t see it.”. Fluttershy knew about who sent it, also knowing that he’d be destroyed by her husband when he found out. Dimitri finally opened the letter.

 

On the note, written in big letters, was the word SOON. Under that in smaller text (with very lousy handwriting) read; I will take her from you.

 

Dimitri still didn’t know who had written it, until he looked a lot closer... half of a green apple, was painted on the bottom right corner of the page. He realized that was Big Mac’s cutiemark...

 

“дерьмо!” Dimitri bolted out of the house, and started his mad hunt of rage.

 

 

PART 2: THE BATTLE

(Dimitri had to stop and recover. He sat himself down at a nearby rock farm.)

 

Sprinting between Big Mac’s possible locations for 5 hours straight did not feel good on Dimitri’s body. He was tired, but he knew that he would lose his wife to an apple flank if he hadn’t kept pressing forward. Dimitri was never one to give up, that is why Fluttershy married him in the first place. He most definitely wasn’t going to give up on her now.

 

A thought suddenly came up in Dimitri’s head. I didn’t even say goodbye to Fluttershy! Upset at himself, he banged his forehead twice on the boulder next to him. That wasn’t the worst part though... Oh, no. He realized. I’ve searched everywhere for Big Mac... EXCEPT FOR HOME!!

 

His concern for Fluttershy increased 10 fold, knowing she might be in danger. “I’m such a fool for leaving her!” yelled Dimitri out in the open. He forgot all of his physical pains and aches, and bolted home to where his wife was.

 

Dimitri was very anxious to see Fluttershy, hoping Big Mac hadn’t done anything to harm her. Without giving a buck, Dimitri blasted through the door like a russian hulk, sending wood pieces and dust flying everywhere!

 

Once the air cleared up, Dimitri could not believe what his eye were seeing...

 

Fluttershy tied up to a table, legs forced open by strong rope, possibly abused or even tortured! Dimitri sprinted over to her. Shedding tears of anger and manliness, he undid the tight knot around Fluttershy’s mouth. “Look behind you!!” she screamed. Dimitri whipped his head back, treating his eyes to an ugly sight. Big Mac was standing about 8 feet away, wielding in his teeth the 12in. long knife that he had thrown at their wall last night. Dimitri’s face was full of hatred as he glared at his target. Everything just went silent. They soon started circling around the room, eying each other like hawks, pounding the floor with their heavy hooves. It was starting to get warmer, making them sweat, and making them woozy. Fluttershy was very hurt, helplessly watching this dramatic circle of death. The tension was very intense, making Dimitri want to explode. Finally, Big Mac made his first charged. Fluttershy passed out in horror...

 

Milliseconds before the knife cut, Dimitri used the magic from his horn and shattered the blade! Big Mac was very startled by Dimitri’s hidden horn coming out from his thick mane. He then got his cool back, and started to tease Dimitri.

 

“I see you are a unicorn... Eyup, unicorns are pretty sissy!”

 

“заткнись! Your words are tempting me to hurt you.”

 

“I speak Equestrian, not Sovestrian, unicorn sissy! Eyup, how could Fluttershy want such an ugly-”

 

Dimitri immediately tackled Big Mac, slamming the back of his head into the ground. “How dare you hurt Fluttershy if you really love her!? I am going to make your pathetic apple bucking life a hell of a lot worse, otherwise send you DOWN to hell!”. Big Mac’s eyes grew fearful, knowing how screwed he was now. Dimitri gave him a mischievous smile, and whispered... “Are you ready?”

 

“EYYYYYYNNNNNOOOOOP!” pleaded Big Mac, wincing at what was to come of him. Dimitri wasn’t planning on giving mercy today, instead, he would much rather give the dirty worm PAIN, and lots of PAIN!

 

 

PART 3: HELL STARTS HERE

Dimitri slammed his rock-hard hoof onto Big Mac’s left shoulder, completely shattering it. Hollars of pain roared from the victim’s mouth, still many more predicted to come. Ignoring the screams, Dimitri picked him up by his two hind legs, and started to swing him. Once he got enough momentum, he threw Big Mac across the room, destroying many of the old-dusty bookshelves that Twilight gave Fluttershy a while back. Dimitri trotted over to Big Mac’s limp body, laying in the pile of broken wood. He starred the frightened horse in the eye, grabbing at his neck. After the chaotic 20 seconds of Big Mac’s personal HELL, Dimitri spoke to him in a loud and clear voice. “Don’t touch my wife again, sissy”. The message was pretty straight forward. Big Mac gave a weak nod, then blacked out on the spot.

 

Dimitri’s attention quickly diverted back to Fluttershy. He rushed over to her immediately, and bit the ropes in halfs. Dimitri held her body in his arms, to wait for her to wake up. His patients grew shorter and shorter, eventually thinking she died from a heart attack. This wait was gonna be rough for Dimitri.

 

Finally, after 2 hours of manly tears being shed, Fluttershy wakes up in her husbands arms, happy to see her Dimitri healthy and injury free. “Oh, Dimitri. I love you so much”. Dimitri kissed her and held her tight, then returned the same message. “I love you most, Fluttershy, though I have to know if you are hurt”. She gave a soft reply to him. “No I am not, but I would have been hurt if you hadn’t save me”. Dimitri suddenly teared up in guilt. “It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have left you at the house in the first place”. Fluttershy wiped his manly tears and said “We all make mistakes, and you were just trying to do the right thing. I forgive you.” She started making a cute little laugh, which pleased Dimitri.

 

A minute-long silence of peace followed, and then a worried question... “Dimitri, did you... um... kill Big Mac?”. Dimitri was actually glad he didn’t at the moment. “No, but I did beat him up pretty bad”. “Will he be able to recover?” she blurted. Dimitri spoke hesitantly. “Yes, but not soon... Dimitri doesn’t play nice with ones who seek harm on his wife”. Fluttershy made one last cute laugh. “Good”.

 

Tired, yet relieved, they fell asleep in each others arms, laying on the pile of broken bookshelves, and their enemy's blood. The romantic nap they had experienced is a treasure that they shall always remember for the rest of their happy lives.

 

 

THE END

 

 

To this day shall we preach of Dimitri’s legendary oath of protecting his wife from foolish ponies such as the cruel Big Macintosh.

Edited November 26, 2012 by Beat Shock

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

You already know what I think of it

 

I'll say it again though!

 

I love it, very well done and extremely manly.

 

[Beat Shock 581]

 

 

Are we going to repeat the chat we had about this in the personal conversation?

 

If we may do so continue...

 

*Dimitri actually liked it*