Injury brag thread

[F7UC 43]

ITT we discuss those moments when you've involuntarily hurted yourself.

 

I accidentally spilled some hydrochloric acid on my hand a year ago, about 40% I think. And I broke my wrist a couple years ago, I would be screwed if that would happen now. Thankfully it wasn't a big fracture lol

[YesIAmTori 285]

I left a broken photo frame on my floor overnight. The next day I got a large shard of glass from it in my foot. Almost had to go to A&E because it wouldn't stop bleeding.

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

I almost injured myself, but I didn't really.

 

Back when I was 16, I was too lazy to get my license, so I drove a 50cc Scooter. I took a turn going 30 mph, which was too hot, and the scooter got stuck on something on the ground. I jumped off of the scooter, and I just started running as fast as I could.

 

I slowed down my run and didn't even lose my balance. So I got off unscathed.

[Ink 191]

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Edited May 1, 2017 by Ink

[Twilight Circuits 603]

Involuntary you say... That would be when I shot a 3 inch nail through the joint of my big toe on my right foot. I screamed like a little girl.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Cleaning up after a party when I was about 10, I was taking down a heavy wooden folding table. I lost my grip and the table fell on my leg and the metal hinge had a sharp part on it. It cut right into my knee. My dad took me to the E.R. but I spent the next three hours on the table with an open wound only cleaned by the nurse. The Doctor, the only one on duty was busy delivering a baby. (We live in a small town) I actually fell asleep while I waited. 15 stitches and big scar for a souvenir.

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

In Kindergarten I slipped on the floor and split my head open.

Then in first grade I fell off the jungle gym and broke my left wrist.

Then in second grade I almost got crushed in an electric gate.

 

I was a clumsy child... Thankfully, I outgrew it.

 

My last major injury was about 4 years ago when I was riding a snow donut down this big hill in town. Halfway down, the hill iced over, and at the bottom was an iced-over ramp that someone had built up. I hit the ice, quickly accelerated, then backflipped off the ramp (getting several feet of air in the process) and slammed my head on the iced-over snow at the bottom of the hill. Next thing I remember I was being woken up by my dad a few second later.

Edited December 24, 2012 by StratoPegasus

[Modphase 1,271]

In the fourth grade I was playing four square with a couple of friends. He threw the ball at me, and I caught it kinda funny. I tried to move my little finger, but it didn't move right. I later got an x-ray and it turned out to be fractured. The funny thing is I felt no pain whatsoever. Pathetic, I know, but when I say I'm a gentleman, that also means I'm a gentle man, so normally I don't intentionally do things which would get me severely injured.