Ask Ninja Derpy!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

*appears in front of you*

 

I changed my mind, I missed you Derpy! Do these portal muffins have any side effects or a time limit?

 

Nope Zom, the portal muffins are totally safe and run on the power of hugs, so as long as you keep hugging, the muffins will continue to work.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Dr. Whooves. He was wonderful. And very smart!

 

Glad you liked it.

How are our last names so similar?

[ZomBrony 347]

OK, then thanks Derpy, I'm going to go visit Twi now *hugs Derpy* *disappears*

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

[ZomBrony 347]

It isn't exactly clean, but it still isn't shipping, and I really am curious, WTF is happening here? I thought you were straight and female

 

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Glad you liked it.

How are our last names so similar?

 

I've always wondered that myself, Doctor. I think its just a coincidence, but it could be some kind of weird timey wimey thing that made it so you would meet me. But who knows?

It isn't exactly clean, but it still isn't shipping, and I really am curious, WTF is happening here? I thought you were straight and female

 

 

Isn't it obvious? I apparently have so much swag with my bubble pipe that I somehow seduced Luna and Celestia without even meaning to. I'm not even sure how it really happened.(or am I? ) But yes, I am straight and most definitely female. I just can't control my swag sometimes. Edited April 13, 2012 by DJ MUFF1N D3RP

[ZomBrony 347]

OK, I'll try to stay away from other questions like that, how old are you in human years?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

OK, I'll try to stay away from other questions like that, how old are you in human years?

 

Hmmm....I'd say I'm about 20 years old in human years. Even though time works a little differently here in Equestria, what with Celestia and Luna being able to raise the sun and moon whenever they want. You never know how long a day is going to be.

[Apollo 297]

Derpy. Its been a while. I havent seen you since the Jr. Speedsters flight camp, when you, me, and Dash were all cabinmates.

[ZomBrony 347]

Derpy, have you ever played Portal 1 or 2?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Derpy. Its been a while. I havent seen you since the Jr. Speedsters flight camp, when you, me, and Dash were all cabinmates.

 

Hey Gilda! How you been! Yeah, those were some pretty fun times there in the Jr. Speedsters. Our late night talks were so fun!

Derpy, have you ever played Portal 1 or 2?

 

Sadly no. Even though I'm a gamer, I don't have the patience to play puzzle games like that. Edited April 13, 2012 by DJ MUFF1N D3RP

[ZomBrony 347]

Then why do all your portals look blue and orange like the portals from the game?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

I've had an... Intresting question myself in my ask thread.

*ahem*

" Is it true you and Derpy are married?"

This made me spit my tea all over the TARDIS. Any idea what's going on?

Edited April 13, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™

[DJ Cadence 58]

Hey Derpy! can I have TEN Muffins? I just love Muffins and want 10 hugs!!! and I will give you this Friendship!!! card it says "Thank you for your muffins you are really awesome!!! Also heres a picture I printed from the internet!

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I've had an... Intresting question myself in my ask thread.

*ahem*

" Is it true you and Derpy are married?"

This made me spit my tea all over the TARDIS. Any idea what's going on?

 

Oh yeah....some people have imagined us together....weird right?

 

Then why do all your portals look blue and orange like the portals from the game?

 

Clearly a coincidence!!

 

Hey Derpy! can I have TEN Muffins? I just love Muffins and want 10 hugs!!! and I will give you this Friendship!!! card it says "Thank you for your muffins you are really awesome!!! Also heres a picture I printed from the internet!

 

AWESOME!!!!!

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Oh yeah....some people have imagined us together....weird right?

 

Yes...

Weird...

So what about the cutie mark?

What is it supposed to be?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Yes...

Weird...

So what about the cutie mark?

What is it supposed to be?

 

Weeeelllll, I LOVE BUBBLES!!!! Bubbles (aside from muffins and mail) is my true passion!! And being an awesome ninja. Remember, this is Ask Ninja Derpy.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Weeeelllll, I LOVE BUBBLES!!!! Bubbles (aside from muffins and mail) is my true passion!! And being an awesome ninja. Remember, this is Ask Ninja Derpy.

 

That's kinda scary.

[Ninja Derpy 343]

That's kinda scary.

 

W-why? .....*sniff* Am I to scary for this world? I just wanted to be happy...

[ZomBrony 347]

How can there be 4 Derpy's? There's Ditzy Doo, Derpy Hooves, You, AndI can't remember his/her name, but they said they were the Derpy in an alternate dimension

[Ninja Derpy 343]

How can there be 4 Derpy's? There's Ditzy Doo, Derpy Hooves, You, AndI can't remember his/her name, but they said they were the Derpy in an alternate dimension

 

Dizty is Derpy's daughter, DJ is Derpy's onstage name, and I am Derpy's Ninja Clone that was developed on April 1st, in Aperture Science Laboratory and

was equipped with all ninja skills and tools, ability to speak Japanese, and illusion device that allows me to turn invisible or create holographic clones to trick the enemy.

 

[ZomBrony 347]

I see, ummm, do you think you could teach me some ninja skills?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

I see, ummm, do you think you could teach me some ninja skills?

 

*Poof* Done.

[ZomBrony 347]

Really?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

 

 

W-why? .....*sniff* Am I to scary for this world? I just wanted to be happy...

 

come on now, you know that's not what I meant.

 

 

Dizty is Derpy's daughter, DJ is Derpy's onstage name, and I am Derpy's Ninja Clone that was developed on April 1st, in Aperture Science Laboratory and

was equipped with all ninja skills and tools, ability to speak Japanese, and illusion device that allows me to turn invisible or create holographic clones to trick the enemy.

 

 

((Ditzy was the name that the creators originally gave to Derpy, and her daughters are Dinky and Sparkler))