I'd hit you with _________

[Nothing&NoOne 695]

I'd hit you with Daniel's lantern.

[Princess Derpy 672]

HIT WITH MUFFIN!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with A muffin.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with stuff.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with "REAL ******* ORIGINAL ***HOLE!!!"

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with.... you didn't have to be so mean... *Insert snarky comment from Tac-* wait never mind....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a taco to ease the pain.

[Princess Derpy 672]

TACO'S NAME WAS TACO! And now she's headed for fillydelphia.........

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Food! She's still here, right?

[Princess Derpy 672]

Wait a minute-FOOD WHERE ARE YOU? *picks up note* FOOD'S GONE TOO *Cries*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Miss Cheerilee. She's still here!

[Princess Derpy 672]

HIT  WITH  THE FACT THAT SHE SCARES ME!

[Ron J 276]

I smite thee in the face with a hoof.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with-"Why do I scare you sweetie? I'm only trying to teach you..." *AHEM* Hit with Scootaloo.

 

Damned ninjas, get papercut.

Edited March 3, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with..... I don't know I'm tired..... CHEERILEE YOU SCARE ME BECAUSE REASONS!

[Senor Citizen 516]

Decapitated with a penguin.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a thread.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Knocked unconscious with a High-Frequency Wooden Sword.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Slendermare.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Hit with a muffin

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with...... um I dunno........ oh wait  HIT YOU WITH FRENCH TOAST THAT DOESN'T TALK IN A FRENCH ACCENT! DUN  DUN DUNNNNNN! x3

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a nerf dart.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with the nerf gun itself

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a bullet.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with a sheild