I'd hit you with _________

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Status Update!

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with an axe. Because axe's just seem like the best kind of weapon!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my body!

 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a TARDIS!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with pootis.

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

i'd hit you with your mustache

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPiaB7z4ehY

Edited July 2, 2013 by DR Leper Lupinstein

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with an Unintelligent Stone.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a shot of vodka!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you wish a shot of whishkey. Man.,.. I think.... I am drunk. *passes out*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a "GO home D1scordant,you're drunk" meme!

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

i'd hit you with that poster. 

Edited July 2, 2013 by DR Leper Lupinstein

[Transblitz 129]

I'd hit you with a Quick Revive.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with some vitamin C

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Speed Cola!

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with Mountain Dew.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Deadshot Daquiri!

I'd hit you with Mountain Dew.

Thanks! i could use some!

 

(This gatorade isn't helping at all)

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with friendship!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with this line!

[Crapplejack 136]

I'd it you with the controller I'm holding now while playing Kingdom Hearts

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you in the head with a toilet seat.

 

This thread reminds me of the Amanda Show...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(video explains it all)

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive.

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with another old school Sponge Bob reference.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a kiss!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a kiss!