I'd hit you with _________

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with stuff.

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with a block of ice

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a broom.

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with tacos

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with a squid

[fimdash 1,196]

i'd hit you with a muffin

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Bad Horse!!

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a sign that says no soliciting!

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with a box and push you off a cliff

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a pound cake.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with pizza.

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with ice storm

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

I'd hit you with a lava-lamp filled entirely with green gelatin 

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with a zombie

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with the government.

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with jupiter

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with Pluto.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a microwave!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you with a tv cartoon show about colourful talking ponies who are the bearers of powerful magical artifacts.

 

 

Hmmmm, seems familiar.....

Edited July 31, 2013 by Questioner

[Red Diamond 549]

A nokia

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you all with hulk

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a thing.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a cute pony picture.

 

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a power outage

[Ghostly assassin 31]

I hit you with a monster truck