I'd hit you with _________

[Midnight Dragon 264]

I'd hit you with a guitar.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a towel.

[RaptorJaysus 178]

I'd hit you with a flask containing nitroglycerin.

[Pone 141]

I would hitmarker you

[RaptorJaysus 178]

I would hit you with my future children (if you know what I mean :3)

Edited September 28, 2014 by RaptorJaysus

[Pone 141]

;3;

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I'd hit you with a chair on fire while I also hit you with a sack of flour.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a finnalle fanstasy game.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Youtube comment flame war

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

Id hit you with...

 

Edited September 29, 2014 by TheDarkStar

[Galen Selanno 351]

BASS CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I'd hit you with a baseball bat deep fried in french fry oil.

[RaptorJaysus 178]

I'd hit you with a thermonuclear device.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with an object.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a bowling ball.

[CheeryFox 23,816]

I'd hit you with a wet noodle. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a text book.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a snapping turtle.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I'd hit you with a gas-powered stick.

Edited October 3, 2014 by Indigo Racing

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with a Catbug plushie :3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a blue cheese pie.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

xD That doesn't sound good. 

 

I'd hit you with a figurative hand.

*wonders if that's a thing*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a waterfall.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with SSB4 coming out tomorrow