I'd hit you with _________

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

8 hours ago, Mandalagan said:

i hit with kokonut-nut is a giat nut

I hit you with lightsaber banana... Look it up.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

1985 French fries. 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,550]

I misread your name as "CherryFox" sometimes, so I'm going to hit you with a cherry.

[Rethajni 2,593]

I would hit you with a bat

[Tao 7,599]

I shall hit you with my T.P. 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

I shall hit you with my tumbler glass

[Igloostellar Snow 1,319]

I'd hit you with...KINDNESS!

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,221]

I will hit you with a pillow.

[Batsinthecave 37]

I will hit you with a...zebra.

[ThePinkofPones 2,286]

With a bat....shaped pillow!

[Tao 7,599]

I hit you with a spoon!  

[ThePinkofPones 2,286]

A bag of Skittles, mmmm 

[Tao 7,599]

I hit you with @Samurai Equine!!!

[Nitobit 1,775]

I will hit you with a fish!

[ThePinkofPones 2,286]

MANGOES! YEAH-HAAAAA! 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,550]

A roll of wrapping paper!

[Tao 7,599]

I will hit you with a door.....

[Samurai Equine 51,071]

I'd hit everyone here... With hugs. 

17 hours ago, Tao said:

I hit you with @Samurai Equine!!!

...Beg pardon?

[ThePinkofPones 2,286]

A plastic katana! Ouch 

[Tao 7,599]

I hit you with a cat toy mouse 

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,733]

An unskipable 3 minutes add on a youtube video! 

[Nitobit 1,775]

An unskippable 3 minute hug to pass the time. 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,550]

I hit you with… pocket sand!

[Sparklefan1234 169,978]

4 hours ago, Iforgotmybrain said:

I hit you with… pocket sand!

I hit you with...Counter pocket sand! Shi-shi-shaw! /

[Tao 7,599]

I hit you chinses orange chicken!