Ask Rainbow Factory Dash

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Ask away you impudent, worthless foals and I will answer your questions.

[null123456 759]

Do you need someone who can solve practical problems?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Do you need someone who can solve practical problems?

Prove your worth to me and I won't grind you into rainbows. Deal?

[null123456 759]

Prove your worth to me and I won't grind you into rainbows. Deal?

Well, let's see that worthiness after this!

(P.S The RED isn't exactly clothing color..)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i68cEsALWt0

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Well, let's see that worthiness after this!

(P.S The RED isn't exactly clothing color..)

Hm, as long as you don't cause any trouble, you're in. Welcome to the Rainbow Factory, 358!

Edited February 7, 2013 by Sketchi

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Why did you call me that?!?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Does the Pegasus Device employ cylindrical overlap block shredding, compound blade shredding, or is it like a rock crusher (jaw, gyro, plate press, etc.)?

 

Basically, does it behave like a giant-scale meat grinder, giant scale paper shredder, or tiny-and-baby-weaksauce rock compactor?

Edited February 7, 2013 by Blue and Red

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Does the Pegasus Device employ cylindrical overlap block shredding, compound blade shredding, or is it like a rock crusher (jaw, gyro, plate press, etc.)?

 

Basically, does it behave like a giant-scale meat grinder, giant scale paper shredder, or tiny-and-baby-weaksauce rock compactor?

Well, it is basically a mix of all to get the must effect on converting the failed fillies and colts into rainbows. My god I love my job. *grins sadistacally* You know, we've been running out of failed testers lately, meaning there's been a shortage of rainbows ... Would you like to take a "tour" of the machine?

 

Why did you call me that?!?

Call you what?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Would you like to take a "tour" of the machine?

Call you what?

An impudent, worthless foal.

And I want a tour!

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

An impudent, worthless foal.

And I want a tour!

Because I'm the Rainbow Factory Dash. I'm not very nice, and you should know that.

 

A: Go back to school. (Because you should know I'm a jerk.)

 

and

 

B: Sure ... Just take a step inside the Pegasus Device over there. I'll be right behind you ...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

(Oh I know, just trying to sound clueless)

What? I DID go to school! There was this exam... and I flew too far west... and I hit a wall... and fell into the dumpster of a pillow factory. And what does this thing do?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

(Oh I know, just trying to sound clueless)

What? I DID go to school! There was this exam... and I flew too far west... and I hit a wall... and fell into the dumpster of a pillow factory. And what does this thing do?

Well ... er ...

 

It, um, massages you.

 

Here, let me push you in! "grins horribly and forcefully pushes you into the Pegasus Device"

 

I lied. The truth is; it grinds up fillies and colts who failed their flight tests. And it sounds like you failed yours a long time ago. Want to know what you get ground up into? RAINBOWS! "laughs sadistaclly"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WAIT! What if I sing you a song?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

How does spectral diffusion occur? It can't just be as simple as different colours flowing out different pipes, there has to be some kind of filter or differentiation from the initial outpress.

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

WAIT! What if I sing you a song?

Sorry, but you failed. Failed flight testers are worthless to Cloudsdale and Equestria. Any last words?

 

 

How does spectral diffusion occur? It can't just be as simple as different colours flowing out different pipes, there has to be some kind of filter or differentiation from the initial outpress.

That's classified.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Sorry, but you failed. Failed flight testers are worthless to Cloudsdale and Equestria. Any last words?

It's not MY fault the instructor was too quiet!

And TOO BAD!

There.

Won't I clog up the machine with my manly stallion body?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

It's not MY fault the instructor was too quiet!

And TOO BAD!

There.

Won't I clog up the machine with my manly stallion body?

No you won't, everypony fits in it you foal. So ... goodbye. "pulls lever"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WAIT! Can I have a job? I can fly like a normal pegasus! See! *Floats in air*

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

WAIT! Can I have a job? I can fly like a normal pegasus! See! *Floats in air*

Prove yourself worthy. Also, a reminder to idiots who sign up, you are assigned a number, and most work here 24 hours. Some even forget their names. Just a fair warning to ignorant foals.

Edited February 10, 2013 by Sketchi

[Callisto 1,874]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Prove yourself worthy. Also, a reminder to idiots who sign up, you are assigned a number, and most work here 24 hours. Some even forget their names. Just a fair warning to ignorant foals.

Biohazard sent me. And TGAPMT will remember his own name.

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Biohazard sent me. And TGAPMT will remember his own name.

Fine, you're in. But no funny business or you go in the Pegasus Device. So, I guess, "Welcome to the Rainbow Factory, worker 359!"

Edited February 10, 2013 by Sketchi

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Can I lick the rainbows?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Can I lick the rainbows?

Unless you want to singe your mouth and be a cannibal, sure. Now get to work!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What am I supposed to do? *Licks rainbow*