Ask Rainbow Factory Dash

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

What am I supposed to do? *Licks rainbow*

Well done, now you've singed your mouth. Just go and grind up the fillies and colts, ok? "sighs" We got another one of them ...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What if I mistake midget workers for children? *Grabs small orange pony*

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

What if I mistake midget workers for children? *Grabs small orange pony*

If they have squeaky voices, those are the ones to grind. Once again. you should know that.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Silently cries and has deep conversation with pony*

W-what does this button do? *Sniff*

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

*Silently cries and has deep conversation with pony*

W-what does this button do? *Sniff*

That makes a chocolate latte. Now quit crying and get to work, 359.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

...you know what, im not even going to ask a question, im just going to throw a bomb in the factory and walk away

 

but i guess that would be expected from the black and white Brony.....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Can I *Sniff* have a latte?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

...you know what, im not even going to ask a question, im just going to throw a bomb in the factory and walk away

 

but i guess that would be expected from the black and white Brony.....

...

 

Do you honestly think that will work? Check again, foal. This factory has an attack barrier to prevent any damage.

 

Can I *Sniff* have a latte?

"sigh" Yes ...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

...

 

Do you honestly think that will work? Check again, foal. This factory has an attack barrier to prevent any damage.

 

"sigh" Yes ...

look at my sig, then look at your factory

im the guy who wants to destroy your factory, 

do i need to use whats in my sig

 

ps. im also here to paint it black....hehehe...

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

look at my sig, then look at your factory

im the guy who wants to destroy your factory, 

do i need to use whats in my sig

 

ps. im also here to paint it black....hehehe...

Once again, you're wrong you ignorant peasant. "grabs you by the neck, breaks your horn and wings and shoves you into the Device" Bye bye, nopony's going to miss you ... "pulls lever"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Places in machine* Does this mean I'm going to pony hell?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Once again, you're wrong you ignorant peasant. "grabs you by the neck, breaks your horn and wings and shoves you into the Device" Bye bye, nopony's going to miss you ... "pulls lever"

*appears behind you fully healed*

 

auto regen and teleport,

and by the way, if you look at my oc, you realize your petty methods won't hurt me

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

*appears behind you fully healed*

 

auto regen and teleport,

and by the way, if you look at my oc, you realize your petty methods won't hurt me

...

 

Fine, I'll just take my workers and build a factory somewhere else. (P.S, this isn't Rainbow Factory canon)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

...

 

Fine, I'll just take my workers and build a factory somewhere else. (P.S, this isn't Rainbow Factory canon)

*Holds filly and RUNS* I don't have to work on this do I?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

...

 

Fine, I'll just take my workers and build a factory somewhere else. (P.S, this isn't Rainbow Factory canon)

not if i strapped a bomb on you with a emote detonator *holds up button*

 

if another pony gets turned into a rainbow, nothing will be "dashing" anymore

[An Old Head 4,815]

Miss Rainbow Dash, I'm interested to know how your device gives these rainbows their spiciness. Surely essence of Pegasus does not have any spicy elements to it? Or is the orange part of the rainbow primarily Tabasco sauce?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

not if i strapped a bomb on you with a emote detonator *holds up button*

 

if another pony gets turned into a rainbow, nothing will be "dashing" anymore

I still have a boss, you know. And you'll never find him.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

I still have a boss, you know. And you'll never find him.

never said i needed to

 

now enough of this idle banter i actually have a question

 

 

what made you get into this line of work?

[Scootalove 10,684]

Do you enjoy your job at the Rainbow factory in Cloudsdale?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

never said i needed to

 

now enough of this idle banter i actually have a question

 

 

what made you get into this line of work?

"sighs and breathes in with pain in her heart"

 

When I was a filly, and I performed the Sonic Rainboom, I was approached by my current boss and I had said no. However, despite my constant pleads, he forced me to witness the horrific acts. After a while, it had shattered my sanity, and now here I am, a shell of my former self, giving orders to idiots, grinding up innocent fillies and colts and to rainbows, and ENJOYING EVERY BIT OF IT! Anything else you bucking want?!

 

Do you enjoy your job at the Rainbow factory in Cloudsdale?

Yes, I do.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

How *Sniff* is this enjoyable?!? The only reason I work here is to avoid being grinded up into rainbows.

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

How *Sniff* is this enjoyable?!? The only reason I work here is to avoid being grinded up into rainbows.

OOC: 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

"sighs and breathes in with pain in her heart"

 

When I was a filly, and I performed the Sonic Rainboom, I was approached by my current boss and I had said no. However, despite my constant pleads, he forced me to witness the horrific acts. After a while, it had shattered my sanity, and now here I am, a shell of my former self, giving orders to idiots, grinding up innocent fillies and colts and to rainbows, and ENJOYING EVERY BIT OF IT! Anything else you bucking want?!

yes, to say goodbye 

*pushes button*

[BioHazzerd 130]

yes, to say goodbye

*pushes button*

*Stops time, removes device and places it on you* I will not see this worker harmed. That probably won't kill you, but I bet that it hurt. *Sends you through time and space to Pluto in the 150th year of Nightmare Moon's imprisonment* There. I have bound you in much the same way as Luna was once bound, only through both time and space. There is now an unbreakable dark magic keeping you on Pluto. Are you hurt, Worker 2?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Howdy Miss Dash.

Nice crazy-pony costume.