Ask Rainbow Factory Dash

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

*Stops time, removes device and places it on you* I will not see this worker harmed. That probably won't kill you, but I bet that it hurt. *Sends you through time and space to Pluto in the 150th year of Nightmare Moon's imprisonment* There. I have bound you in much the same way as Luna was once bound, only through both time and space. There is now an unbreakable dark magic keeping you on Pluto. Are you hurt, Worker 2?

Yes, boss. I have a few minor scratches, but hopefully that idiot won't dare to get near me again.

 

Howdy Miss Dash.

Nice crazy-pony costume.

Hello to you, too.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Howdy Miss Dash.

Nice crazy-pony costume.

I don't think I can lift him...

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Miss Rainbow Dash, I'm interested to know how your device gives these rainbows their spiciness. Surely essence of Pegasus does not have any spicy elements to it? Or is the orange part of the rainbow primarily Tabasco sauce?

Nopony really knows, not even my boss. Now get out before you go into the device.

[An Old Head 4,815]

Nopony really knows, not even my boss. Now get out before you go into the device.

 

I'm not a Pegasus. *flies away* *teleports away*

 

Another question: I've heard that Pegasi with white skin are deilberately slipped a weakening agent in their meal prior to the flying test so that they fail, because white contains all colours of the spectrum and is invaluable to the process. Does this have any basis in actual fact?

[NavelColt 22,876]

"Hehe, oh silly Dashie. How about you take off your silly little smock and come join me for some cupcake baking? I could always use your help."

 

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

I'm not a Pegasus. *flies away* *teleports away*

 

Another question: I've heard that Pegasi with white skin are deilberately slipped a weakening agent in their meal prior to the flying test so that they fail, because white contains all colours of the spectrum and is invaluable to the process. Does this have any basis in actual fact?

This is not to my knowledge, but my guess would be my boss does it for preperation if they fail.

 

"Hehe, oh silly Dashie. How about you take off your silly little smock and come join me for some cupcake baking? I could always use your help." 

 

Oh hello Pinkamena. And no, I'll never help you, you miserable, depressed, wretch of a disgrace you are to this world.

Edited February 12, 2013 by Sketchi

[BioHazzerd 130]

Yes, boss. I have a few minor scratches, but hopefully that idiot won't dare to get near me again.

 

Good. Keep up the good work.

 

Hello to you, too.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

"Hehe, oh silly Dashie. How about you take off your silly little smock and come join me for some cupcake baking? I could always use your help."

 

Can I help?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Can I help?

Go read "Cupcakes", and tell me if you want to help her after that.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Go read "Cupcakes", and tell me if you want to help her after that.

I read it. Doesn't mean I believe in it.

[NavelColt 22,876]

Oh hello Pinkamena. And no, I'll never help you, you miserable, depressed, wretch of a disgrace you are to this world.

So mean Dashie, that's no way to treat a friend. We're cut from the same cloth, you and I. I have fun with my friends and remember them forever, and you help keep Cloudsdale full of good fliers. We're all friends here, Dashie. I just want to remember my bestest friend, forever. Why must you be so mean?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

So mean Dashie, that's no way to treat a friend. We're cut from the same cloth, you and I. I have fun with my friends and remember them forever, and you help keep Cloudsdale full of good fliers. We're all friends here, Dashie. I just want to remember my bestest friend, forever. Why must you be so mean?

YEAH, "FUN." I SAW YOU KILL FLUTTERSHY! WE ARE NOT THE SAME! YOU HAVE NO USE, SO GET THE BUCK OUT OF MY FACTORY AND GO WALLOW IN YOUR CORPSE BASEMENT!

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

YEAH, "FUN." I SAW YOU KILL FLUTTERSHY! WE ARE NOT THE SAME! YOU HAVE NO USE, SO GET THE BUCK OUT OF MY FACTORY AND GO WALLOW IN YOUR CORPSE BASEMENT!

Calm down, Worker 2. She's testing you. Just grind her while she's in the factory.

[Demonic Soulz 482]

uhhh did i come in at a bad time???

[Doctor Shuu 797]

DASHIE!!! THERE'S NO MORE VANILLA IN THE ESPRESSO MAKER!!!

Edited March 1, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[mane6 27]

Ahhh hello there ......... rainbow dash. As you already know im pinkamina. Can i borrow some pony parts for my cupcakes? NOW!

[Aries Flare 11]

Do you need anyone whose good at making fire? I love making fire!