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Dr. Whooves: *gives you some cider* here you Luna!

*levitates it up and takes a sip.*  well thank you, but you arent going to let us drink alone are you? 


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ohh no, we did not have any intercourse. we do like him but not in that way. 

Greyhawk:"Ahh I see. Well, just kind got curious, sorry I asked."

 

Ghost:"(She's obviously denying boss)"

 

Greyhawk:"(Would you quit it already? If she said she didn't, she didn't.)"

 

Ghost:"(But she probably had one too many ciders to remember anything. Besides, she's one hot mare.)"

 

Greyhawk:"(ok that's it dude. You're one dead ghost.)"

 

*faces to luna*

 

Greyhawk:"Ahem....uh, your highness. I have a question.If you can see a ghost that has been verbally sexually harassing you right now, could you do both of us a favor and hoof this idiot"

 

Ghost:"(What, are you crazy boss? You ratting me out now? Besides, she can't see me!)"

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Greyhawk:"Ahh I see. Well, just kind got curious, sorry I asked."

 

Ghost:"(She's obviously denying boss)"

 

Greyhawk:"(Would you quit it already? If she said she didn't, she didn't.)"

 

Ghost:"(But she probably had one too many ciders to remember anything. Besides, she's one hot mare.)"

 

Greyhawk:"(ok that's it dude. You're one dead ghost.)"

 

*faces to luna*

 

Greyhawk:"Ahem....uh, your highness. I have a question.If you can see a ghost that has been verbally sexually harassing you right now, could you do both of us a favor and hoof this idiot"

 

Ghost:"(What, are you crazy boss? You ratting me out now? Besides, she can't see me!)"

 

luna giggles. "ohh we sure can see him, it is not hard for as it has a mind we can see it. but we thought it might be better to let him think we didnt. as for us having any kind of sexual intercourse, that hasnt happened in over a thousand years."

Dr. Whooves: of course not! *takes some cider as well and drinks it*

we do remember the last time we were drinking together like this. 

we have never seen starswirl come out of his shell like that. 

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ghost:"She's obviously bluffing boss." *flies in front of her* "Ok chicky, I have a question for you. If I say be my *&^%$ and bow down before me and serve only me in the most romantic way, what would you do? Relax boss, she really can't hear me."

 

Greyhawk:"Ugh, pleeeeeeeease your highness. Just hoof him...."

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ghost:"She's obviously bluffing boss." *flies in front of her* "Ok chicky, I have a question for you. If I say be my *&^%$ and bow down before me and serve only me in the most romantic way, what would you do? Relax boss, she really can't hear me."

 

Greyhawk:"Ugh, pleeeeeeeease your highness. Just hoof him...."

luna giggles again. "ohh please mister, you dont even have a body to please me. and as for your personality, there is little that is attractive to you."


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luna giggles again. "ohh please mister, you dont even have a body to please me. and as for your personality, there is little that is attractive to you."

 

Ghost:"Gasp! Back in the old days I was the hottest shaman dude in his kingdom and the girls would grovel around for my mane and stud."

 

Greyhawk:"(....wait a minute, my kingdom?)"

 

Ghost:"But I admit I am not as attractive as I used to be now that I am a ghost."

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Ghost:"Gasp! Back in the old days I was the hottest shaman dude in his kingdom and the girls would grovel around for my mane and stud."

 

Greyhawk:"(....wait a minute, my kingdom?)"

Ghost:"But I admit I am not as attractive as I used to be now that I am a ghost."

mike: oh please I bet you could even get one girl to fall in love with you! For as long as the doctor has been traveling for he has been getting a lot of girls falling in love with him!

 

Dr. Whooves: *facehoof* this is not going to end to good!

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Dr. Whooves: ah yes I remember Starswirl! He was nice to talk to!

 

Mike: yo Luna you want me to take care of that stupid ghost for you?

"it is quite allright, we are able to take care of it ourself."


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mike: oh please I bet you could even get one girl to fall in love with you! For as long as the doctor has been traveling for he has been getting a lot of girls falling in love with him!

 

Dr. Whooves: *facehoof* this is not going to end to good!

we do not think it is a good idea to see girls falling in love with you as a score system. 


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Dr. Whooves: there's nothing wrong with it! He just thinks its better having someone to be in a relationship with!

so then why would you need multiple mares to fall in love with you? 


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Hello I'm new to this world and unsure how I came here. Not many of you ponies seem to have heard of my kind called pokemon. Anyway my name is Umbreon a denizen of the night, and I have two questions for you my lady. First would you be willing to let me stay here in your world. Secondly, do you think that we can be friends?


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Dr. Whooves: mike just thinks its awesome!

we would think it would be more of a curse unless those mares are ok with multiple ponies at the same time. else you'd just end up breaking their hearts. 


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spending this night with you is all I need to be happy princess Luna

 

we are glad to make you happy.

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So your highness, do you like sports?

 

oh yes we do. we play tennis is our spare time. although it is not all that much. 

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Luna,

When the ponies where watching the metor shower, did you see it?

of course we did. we wouldnt miss it for the world. 

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Hello I'm new to this world and unsure how I came here. Not many of you ponies seem to have heard of my kind called pokemon. Anyway my name is Umbreon a denizen of the night, and I have two questions for you my lady. First would you be willing to let me stay here in your world. Secondly, do you think that we can be friends?

well of course. to both of those questions. it is not that often new creatures like yourself are discovered. and we are more then glad to invite you here. also a creature of the night always gets plus points with us. 

Mike: nope it's just awesome!

 

Dr. Whooves: *facehoof* I'm so sorry about him Luna!

breaking hearts is awesome. we are not sure we like your friend doctor. 


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