Sylvester 350 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Okay, first you buy some golfballs, everytime you feel yourself going swallow a golfball!! I am at shool atm and when the bell rings for first period, I have to log off, how can I continue being online?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 sedate your class mates and teacher How do i keep myself from sleeping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 16,817 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Drink lots and lots of coffee, and don't forget to drink plenty of 5 hour energy drinks for infinite-time awake!! or Okay, first you buy some golfballs, everytime you feel yourself going swallow a golfball!! How do I become friends with a girl I met a while ago but haven't talked to since then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,288 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Quickly invent time travel and go back to start again. I found my neighbor's car keys. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 16,817 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Flush them down the toilet as opposed to going for a ride. My cat won't eat her food if it's been there for more than a few hours! What should we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Put her in a drug enforced coma and give it its vitamins through an IV drip How do I buy a shirt online without a credit card?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Borrow you're friend's credit card...And also buy a whole bunch of other stuff you want. Your friend won't mind. I stepped on a nail and my foot hurts. What do I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 13, 2013 Share September 13, 2013 Do what Derren Brown does, next walk on glass. How do I cheat death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomariFeyWright 776 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 (edited) Challenge him to a game of Poker, and put in a secret camera where you can always see his hand. I'm so sorry How do I find the answers to life? Edited September 14, 2013 by SomariFeyWright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 (edited) Listen to this Megatron is attacking. What do? Edited September 14, 2013 by D1scordant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 (edited) Become a double agent It is slightly raining, how do I make it a full blown thunderstorm? Edited September 14, 2013 by Silverstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunset Shimmering 43 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 (edited) Easy, blow to the direction you intended for the wind to go for 3 days without stopping, oh, and visit Cadence's page when you're done blowing. Ok, my beautiful gown is too small and tight for me, what should I do in order to make it less tight and bigger? P.S. The gown was bought when I was only 7 Edited September 14, 2013 by Crystal Rarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 put yourself into the dryer till you shrink silly I'm experiencing sadness over the death of fictional characters what do i do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbrony 15,994 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Troll the comment section of the fic, dropping spoilers and excessive vulgarity left and write so that the author is very clear how much you disapprove and just how much this has ruined the fic for you! If that doesn't make you feel better, go out and bust a few mailboxes, that should relieve the rest of your anger. What's the best way to pick up a girl and ask her out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,840 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Say, "He baby, what your sign?" Girls love being called baby. Also they love guys with leisure suits, unbuttoned shirts and guys who wear 30 gold necklaces. Oh, and don't bathe for a few days so you smell all manly. My girl wants to make me frogs legs for dinner. Is there a polite way to say, "NO! H*LL NO! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! poor frogs. NO! NO! NO! but I still love you. NO! NEVER! ZIP! NADA! NOOOOOOOOO!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Het a hacker to hack her phone, computer and tv and create your own news about all recently purchased frogs are in fact poisonous... How do I get my friends online without them knowing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,840 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 How do I GET my friends online without them knowing?? sniper rifle. My Mom wants me to get married. I can't really tell her to go get stuffed, is there a nicer way of saying the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 (edited) No, instead hire an actress to play as your wife while you visit her. Who should I go to if I'm suicidal?? Edited September 14, 2013 by Silverstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunset Shimmering 43 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Might as well go to Kony himself, don't forget to strap yourself with grenades. I'm very sure that he will be delighted to accept your suicidal gift! How do I turn invisible without dying? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unnamed 9 September 16, 2013 Share September 16, 2013 Invisibility cloak. Go visit hogwarts. How do I eat asparagus without vomiting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squareyes 153 September 16, 2013 Share September 16, 2013 Get your local doctor to cut open your stomach and shove the asparagus inside wherever. You can sew it up as well as have an anesthetic if you want. I keep biting my tongue when I eat, what should I do about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 24, 2013 Share September 24, 2013 Remove your tongue with a rusty old knife. I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Watch someone cut their tongue out with a rusty knife. How can I think of a whimsical issue on the spot that is sure to illicit laughter and a humourous response? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornBreadGang 513 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Say "that's what she said" at the end of everything. I've gained super powers. What do I do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Make nachos I'm thirsty but all i have is dry crackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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