Ask That Guy With the Glasses

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What is the square root of -1?

[Leafeon 2,702]

I've known I'm stupid for years

And nothing relevant is fun.

Until you realize most of what you've said is relevant.

 

Which it is, in some way.

 

So, if you're supposed to be fun;

 

You're fucked.

 

 

What is the square root of -1?

24 of course!

 

If you don't understand what 24 is, you didn't waste your time reading the other posts.

 

And to that, I applaud you.

 

If you do know what it means;

 

Why are you still here?

[Yes-Man 597]

What if I told you,

I watch you when you sleep.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Square root of -1 is impossible.

 

And why do you always skip lines after a sentence?

 

It's pointless, like your miserable excuse for a social life.

Edited March 3, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leafeon 2,702]

What if I told you,

I watch you when you sleep.

You watch me when I sleep?

 

That's odd.

 

I didn't know you liked seeing your mom naked.

 

Oh who am I kidding.

 

I certainly do.

 

Yes.

 

 

Square root of -1 is impossible.

 

And why do you always skip lines after a sentence?

 

It's pointless, like your miserable excuse for a social life.

It's not impossible! I just did it.

 

Are you that dumb?

 

Oh, and skipping lines after a sentence is also 24.

 

But that's a story for another time.

 

And, if it's so stupid, why are you doing it?

 

Idiot.

[Yes-Man 597]

You watch me when I sleep?

 

 

 

 

 

It's not impossible! I just did it.

 

Are you that dumb?

 

Oh, and skipping lines after a sentence is also 24.

 

But that's a story for another time.

 

And, if it's so stupid, why are you doing it?

 

Idiot.

I have to use this.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

It's not impossible! I just did it.

 

Are you that dumb?

 

Oh, and skipping lines after a sentence is also 24.

 

But that's a story for another time.

 

And, if it's so stupid, why are you doing it?

 

Idiot.

Because.

 

Muffin Thief is mocking you.

 

And 42 is better than 24.

 

But it's a matter of opinion.

 

Also learn math.

 

You're expected to have SOME logic ya know.

[Leafeon 2,702]

I have to use this.

I'm not into burning, but I hear it's a new trend.

 

In fact, a lot of people are telling others to do it all the time!

 

Perhaps you should as well?

 

Because.

 

Muffin Thief is mocking you.

 

And 42 is better than 24.

 

But it's a matter of opinion.

 

Also learn math.

 

You're expected to have SOME logic ya know.

You're mocking me?

 

You're quite bad at that.

 

I mean really.

 

You're telling me to use some logic, yet you steal muffins, of all things.

 

Don't quit your day job.

 

Or is stealing muffins your day job?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You're mocking me?

 

You're quite bad at that.

 

I mean really.

 

You're telling me to use some logic, yet you steal muffins, of all things.

 

Don't quit your day job.

 

Or is stealing muffins your day job?

Muffins taste good.

 

But again, opinion.

 

Just like everything you're saying.

 

Nope, not quite his day job.

 

But MT refuses to tell it to you.

[Yes-Man 597]

.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Muffins taste good.

 

But again, opinion.

 

Just like everything you're saying.

 

Nope, not quite his day job.

 

But MT refuses to tell it to you.

Well, what I'm saying may be opinion, but it's a much better opinion then your's.

 

Most of my opinions end up being right, anyway.

 

In fact, I had scientist come by my house just the other day to ask me a few questions as to improve medical technology.

 

They made a lovely dinner.

 

And, why would you not tell me your day job?

 

Is it that embarrassed?

 

Or is is illegal?

 

If it's illegal, why not make it your night job? Like me.

 

You are a dumb one, aren't you?

 

Can we get back to the actual questions now?

 

 

.

What flamewar?

 

It's quite clear, I'm winning this calmly and rationally.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Keep in mind that that was an opinion.

 

Thus your opinion on your opinion, is an opinion.

 

If you want questions, you can have some.

 

That's just how generous Muffin Thief is.

 

What does people meat taste like?

[Yes-Man 597]

 

What does people meat taste like?

It's quite delicious, you should try it.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Keep in mind that that was an opinion.

 

Thus your opinion on your opinion, is an opinion.

 

If you want questions, you can have some.

 

That's just how generous Muffin Thief is.

 

What does people meat taste like?

Ah. People meat.

 

It tastes very similar to that of a seal.

 

I suggest making them bathe in chocolate before hand. It richens the saltiness and makes them a little sweet.

 

If you don't have a chocolate bath, simply;

 

Dig a hole about 2 meters deep and 4 meters wide.

 

Fill that with water.

 

Draw a neat little pattern around your pool.

 

Perform a blood sacrifice. 

 

Summon Satan.

 

And finally, ask Satan to make you a chocolate bath.

 

I have full faith in you.

 

[TheBronyHeart 2,641]

What is the purpose of meaning?

[Leafeon 2,702]

What is the purpose of meaning?

Ah, now that's a good question.

 

Some may argue that the purpose of meaning is also the purpose of life.

 

Those people are stupid.

 

The purpose of meaning is so that I can laugh at you when your wrong.

 

And, I know what your thinking:

 

"But ThatGuy! That's not what meaning means!"

 

To that I say;

 

That is what it means. 

 

You were just dropped on your head as a child.

 

That's also why you think I used the improper version of your a few sentences back.

 

It's the right version.

 

Yes.

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

What do you think of my OC?!

 

Please critique

[TheBronyHeart 2,641]

Ah, now that's a good question.

 

Some may argue that the purpose of meaning is also the purpose of life.

 

Those people are stupid.

 

The purpose of meaning is so that I can laugh at you when your wrong.

 

And, I know what your thinking:

 

"But ThatGuy! That's not what meaning means!"

 

To that I say;

 

That is what it means. 

 

You were just dropped on your head as a child.

 

That's also why you think I used the improper version of your a few sentences back.

 

It's the right version.

 

Yes.

Well I can't argue with that logic.

 

So, what does 6 + π(6x) ÷ 3.7 + √-1 translate into when using the quadratic abstract formula of indefinite theoretical logic?

[Leafeon 2,702]

Hello!

 

What do you think of my OC?!

 

Please critique

Oh, it's absolutely horrid.

 

In fact, it's so bad, I would say it's an abomination of all things holy.

 

And I know what you're thinking:

 

"But ThatGuy! Surely you are an abomination of all things holy too!"

 

And, I am.

 

There's just one thing that sets us two apart.

 

The fact that you're a virgin.

 

Didn't see that one coming, did you?

 

 

Well I can't argue with that logic.

 

So, what does 6 + π(6x) ÷ 3.7 + √-1 translate into when using the quadratic abstract formula of indefinite theoretical logic?

The question you should be asking, is why do trees go in our houses during Christmas time?

 

I'm asking that to myself right now.

 

I'm also asking myself why you must ask such pointless questions.

 

Yes.

[TheBronyHeart 2,641]

Do you ever lose your glasses?

[Leafeon 2,702]

Do you ever lose your glasses?

Nope.

[TheBronyHeart 2,641]

Would you believe me if I told you that I was being followed by a yellow submarine?

(Last question :3)

[Leafeon 2,702]

Would you believe me if I told you that I was being followed by a yellow submarine?

(Last question :3)

I would tell you to stop swimming away, and let yourself be hit by the submarine.

 

After all, it will make a great lunch.

 

With onions.

 

Yes.

[Concord 1,982]

Oh, it's absolutely horrid.

 

In fact, it's so bad, I would say it's an abomination of all things holy.

 

And I know what you're thinking:

 

"But ThatGuy! Surely you are an abomination of all things holy too!"

 

And, I am.

 

There's just one thing that sets us two apart.

 

The fact that you're a virgin.

 

Didn't see that one coming, did you?

 

 

What could i do to make it better? :c

[Leafeon 2,702]

 

What could i do to make it better? :c

Nothing, obviously.

 

Your OC is unfixable.

 

And fixing such is not only impossible, but down right stupid.

 

That said: I'm sure you could fit fixing your OC in your schedule somewhere.