WolfEdge 75 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 *A pony donned in a pitch black armored suit and mask walks steadily on the desolate, quiet planet Muffuine, staring out into a giant nest of straw and dry twigs. Taking out a piece of paper he pokes a line that reads 'Special Eggs of the Super Chicken.' Spotting his quarry, he uses the Derp force (his horn) to levitate and pull the special ingredient to him so he may complete his task...* *But it is then that a quaking crow sounds as a giant Super Chicken emerges from the straws of its nest in all of its outrageously large glory. And it doesn't look very happy. Darth Pony looks up for just a moment at the towering fowl before slowly drawing his Derp Saber.* *The pony can only think at a time like this...* FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-----!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothless the Night Fury 260 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 (edited) Err... Mr. Lord? Can't you just go down to Sugarcube Corner and get a muffin from Pinkie Pie? *points down to Ponyville* Edited February 5, 2012 by Toothless the Night Fury And stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 Its not that easy,Toothless. All the ingridients have to be taken from their natural spots to be fresh. Otherwise, the muffin will not be as powerful. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 (edited) *goes to stab at the derp lord's wings* forgot about me didn't you Edited February 5, 2012 by benben471 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 you just stabbed a decoy assassin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 A smart leader always has a decoy in place in case of assassination attempt. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 *looks straight at derpy*well i am impressed! your stronger then most targets ive came to kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 muffin clones at the loading dock sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 (edited) Excellent Rainbow Shy. Tell them to load into the troop transports and go down the planets surface to be a front line defence against the invading Muffin People. Keep up the good work and you might just become my second in command. And benben, of course I'm stronger, I'm a Derp Lord! My skills make me near impossible to kill and besides, I have my stock of immortality muffins. Edited February 5, 2012 by super muffin derpy506 It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 go go go! they have built a out post near our out post and we have spotted a suspected ambush and takeover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 6, 2012 Author Share February 6, 2012 Keep your eyes on them and butter weapons loaded at all times. Those Muffin People are known to be very cunning and sneaky, but they will never catch us off guard. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 6, 2012 Share February 6, 2012 ambush on outpost 1 and enemy's having battle at outpost 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 6, 2012 Author Share February 6, 2012 All I can say to that is...fight hard my troops! We can with this! Our warm butter powered muffin weapons shall win the the day! Do not give in! It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 7, 2012 Share February 7, 2012 (edited) hmm Edited February 8, 2012 by benben471 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 7, 2012 Author Share February 7, 2012 So my loyal followers, how goes the battle with the Muffin People? Also, do any of you on the quest for muffin ingridients have anything to report? It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 7, 2012 Share February 7, 2012 the have another advantage and it is so powerful hammer of dawn they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 8, 2012 Author Share February 8, 2012 I hate the smell of burnt muffins. Get a cleanup crew on the job of picking up the bodies, rainbow shy. Oh, and you've just been promotted to my second in command. Congratulations . It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 what you don't know is i killed your father, king derpy the III and i shall kill you too! i ordered the muffin people to invade so your fighting a war from 2 fronts NOW DIE LIKE A PROPER PONY *goes to stab at derpy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 8, 2012 Author Share February 8, 2012 *instantly draws muffin sabre and deflects the blow* How long are you going to keep this up? And I suppose I should thank you. I was planning on hiring an assassin to kill my father anyway. I was getting tired of waiting for the throne, seeing as was the better choice since I was always stronger and a better leader than the old fool. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 8, 2012 Share February 8, 2012 sir the planet has just been cleansed with anti living cells that only kill living muffin cells and several other cells too. were heading back armed and ready to the derp star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 9, 2012 Author Share February 9, 2012 Make it quick. I have this really determined assassin who keeps coming back no matter what I do with him. I could use just a little help in findind out what to do with him. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 *takes a stab at derpy and uses hidden gun*why don't you just die already! >:U *repeatedly takes stabs at derpy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 10, 2012 Author Share February 10, 2012 What part didn't you understand about my Immortality muffins? I can't be killed. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 What immortality muffins? *pulls out detonator and pushes it exploding all of the supplies and muffins on the derp star* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 February 10, 2012 Author Share February 10, 2012 Oh did I not mention my Immortality muffins? I thought I had. Anyway, yes, I am the only pony in the galaxy with the recipe for Immortality muffins. Also, all of our supplies and muffins are kept in a special vault surrounded by a forcefield that will stop any explosion. Troops, move the vault to new, more secure location and tell no one where it is until you can report to me in person. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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