The Derp Side

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Welcome to the Derp Side! I am Lord Derp, master of all that derp-eyed and muffiny. Here we will plan out our muffin based conquest of the rest of the galaxy! Join the Derp Side Army now, we have muffins!

[Aureity 3,055]

(How would this rp work out would we just derp out derp comments and derp our derpy ways to derp the universe?)

 

derp.

[Guest]

I have traveled many weeks milord to learn the powerful muffin-arts, what would you have me do first?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

First you will travel to the planet Muffuine and find the ingridients for the galaxies most delicious and powerful muffin. You will need: Flour from a special kind of wheat that grows only in Muffin People territory, eggs from the Mega Chicken(very dangerous to aquire), sugar from the rare Sugar Cactus, and finally, Crystal Vanilla from the caves below the dessert. If you come back alive, all the other necessary ingridients are here at the Derp Star, and then your training in the Derp Side of the Force.

[Guest]

Don't worry milord, I will gather the ingredients post haste! *goes off to Muffin people territory*

[benben471 66]

my lord i found a tresspasser outside your land what should i do with him?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Throw into the Muffin Mines for a week. That should teach him a lesson. If he doesn't learn, he shall be forced to eat muffins until he either repents or joins us.

[benben471 66]

i also brought you some muffins lord *poisens the muffins before giving the derp lord them*

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Something is not right with the Derp Force, it feels like...trechary! Benben, you dare try to poison me! TO THE MUFFIN MINES WITH YOU!

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Great sire, what shall your most trusted clone do?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Take benben to the Muffin Mines for attempting to poison me and then return for more instructions.

[Lunatic 1,185]

great muffin master the princess of the night asks for your guidence.

 

[Ninja Derpy 343]

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Rainbow Dude! You're back! I haven't seen you for a week, where have you been! *ahem...back in character* Lunatic, as the princess of the night, you are royalty and are allowed to help me rule the Derp Empire if you so choose.

[benben471 66]

lemmi go i don't deserve this let me out of these freakin' mines

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Either apologize for trying to poison me or be forced to eat a mind control muffin that will make you my slave for life!

[benben471 66]

im sorry hear lets hug it out *holds knife behind back ready to strike*

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

More treason? For this, you shall be thrown into the muffin mines for the rest of your life and only let out when I see fit!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

 

I could read your thoughts, you were thinking that you were going to stab me after I hugged you. I suppose I can let you out, but I'll have my eyes on you.

 

[benben471 66]

*gives knife and goeas to stab using hidden blades because im the baddass below)

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

*dodges hidden blades and throws you into the wall using the Derp Force* Could somebody do something about this assassin? Your lord has no time to deal with these constant assassination attempts.

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Well ok then.*draws muffin sabre* En garde!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

*takes a swing*My pleasure assassin!

[RubberFruit 26]

milord there is a army of muffin people attacking the derp star!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Oh no! Everypony to battle stations! Prepare the warm butter cannons! Load your butter rifles! Launch the Derp Fighters! They shall not breach our defences!