DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Welcome to the Derp Side! I am Lord Derp, master of all that derp-eyed and muffiny. Here we will plan out our muffin based conquest of the rest of the galaxy! Join the Derp Side Army now, we have muffins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 (How would this rp work out would we just derp out derp comments and derp our derpy ways to derp the universe?) derp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I have traveled many weeks milord to learn the powerful muffin-arts, what would you have me do first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 First you will travel to the planet Muffuine and find the ingridients for the galaxies most delicious and powerful muffin. You will need: Flour from a special kind of wheat that grows only in Muffin People territory, eggs from the Mega Chicken(very dangerous to aquire), sugar from the rare Sugar Cactus, and finally, Crystal Vanilla from the caves below the dessert. If you come back alive, all the other necessary ingridients are here at the Derp Star, and then your training in the Derp Side of the Force. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Don't worry milord, I will gather the ingredients post haste! *goes off to Muffin people territory* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 my lord i found a tresspasser outside your land what should i do with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 Throw into the Muffin Mines for a week. That should teach him a lesson. If he doesn't learn, he shall be forced to eat muffins until he either repents or joins us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 i also brought you some muffins lord *poisens the muffins before giving the derp lord them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 Something is not right with the Derp Force, it feels like...trechary! Benben, you dare try to poison me! TO THE MUFFIN MINES WITH YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 341 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Great sire, what shall your most trusted clone do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Take benben to the Muffin Mines for attempting to poison me and then return for more instructions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic 1,185 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 great muffin master the princess of the night asks for your guidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 341 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Rainbow Dude! You're back! I haven't seen you for a week, where have you been! *ahem...back in character* Lunatic, as the princess of the night, you are royalty and are allowed to help me rule the Derp Empire if you so choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 lemmi go i don't deserve this let me out of these freakin' mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Either apologize for trying to poison me or be forced to eat a mind control muffin that will make you my slave for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 im sorry hear lets hug it out *holds knife behind back ready to strike* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 More treason? For this, you shall be thrown into the muffin mines for the rest of your life and only let out when I see fit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 I could read your thoughts, you were thinking that you were going to stab me after I hugged you. I suppose I can let you out, but I'll have my eyes on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 *gives knife and goeas to stab using hidden blades because im the baddass below) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 *dodges hidden blades and throws you into the wall using the Derp Force* Could somebody do something about this assassin? Your lord has no time to deal with these constant assassination attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 Well ok then.*draws muffin sabre* En garde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 *takes a swing*My pleasure assassin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 25 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 milord there is a army of muffin people attacking the derp star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322 Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oh no! Everypony to battle stations! Prepare the warm butter cannons! Load your butter rifles! Launch the Derp Fighters! They shall not breach our defences! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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