Pony Parabox (censored version)

[Bendy 1,821]

Pony Parabox

 

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth has had a rough day, he sent his employees off on another suicidally dangerous delivery that failed to kill them. Now of all things a talking pink horse, that calls it self Pinkie Pie just had to jump out from one of his paraboxes to annoy him even further.

 

Note: This is a censored version of the original Futurama and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic crossover fan fiction which has a lot more rude adult humor. I can send you the uncensored version by email or PM if you wish.

 

I've just written this over the space of about an hour or so. It's just a experiment hope you enjoy it.

 

Note 2: May at some point post it on fimfiction, which will be uncensored.

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The very old... very... very-very..... very, very old man known as Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, whom was about a hundred and sixty had hoped this would be the day where he would have finally killed those three young whippersnapper employees of his in a suicidally dangerous delivery.

 

But no! The loser guy Fry, the cyclops woman Leela and the alcoholic, criminal, kleptomaniac robot known as Bender just had to survive. 

 

The old angry bald headed man wore a white lab coat, with a light green jumper underneath, light green pants, a pair of blue slippers and a pair of extremely thick glasses while he sat on a orange arm chair around a conference table.

 

He sighed in sadness as he watched the hanger doors on the ceiling open up to reveal the star filled night sky, followed shortly by the Planet Express Ship landing in the hanger itself.

 

He of course knew they were alive before hand, Bender did after all send him a picture of himself in an email a few minutes ago. He decided not to fire him for such a pointless email... but to try kill him in a future suicidally dangerous delivery.

 

His three employees then walked down the ship's stairs into the hanger.  

 

"So, how was your trip to Cannibalon?" 

 

"Terrible!" said Leela through gritted teeth while her eye was narrowed at him angrily.

 

"I almost got eaten again!" shouted Fry.

 

"Oh my!" said the old mad scientist portending to be shocked.

 

"Yeah, it was terrible." said Bender unenthusiastically while he sneakily stole Fry's wallet from his back pocket, which he put away quietly inside his chest cabinet. 

 

"Well, off you go then."

 

Off they went home by leaving the room and presumably out the front door afterwards. If not, he would have to use his shotgun to get rid of them.

 

Now that they are gone, he pondered what he should do for the rest of the evening. Watch TV, invent something, or make a new doomsday device. What should he do?

 

He yawned, now giving him an idea that perhaps going to bed was best.

 

Farnsworth stood up off his chair and slowly walked his ancient body out of the room.

 

But then all of a sudden a bright pink horse thing jumped out of a pink cardboard box in the corner of the room.

 

"What the!" he shouted before his dentures fell out from his mouth onto the floor.

 

"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! Will you be my friend?"

 

"No! Get back in the box!" he shouted after he picked back up his dentures and put them back in his mouth.

 

"Awww, you're a mean grumpy pants."

 

"You are not from this universe! Get back in the parabox now!" he roared while he pointed at the box.

 

"This box contains a universe? That's sounds stupid."

 

"Says a talking horse."

 

"Pony." she corrected. 

 

"Whatever. Get back in the box already!" he shouted.

 

"No!" she shouted in defiance. 

 

"Listen, you have no idea what possible unforeseen consequences this could have for both our universes!"

 

"Well, you shouldn’t have your paraboxes lying around everywhere then!"

 

"What are you talking ab--- Oh." he said in realization as he saw several dozen light blue paraboxes on the opposite side of the hanger.

 

He gasped in horror when turned around back to face her to see her holding a glowing with green light sphere shaped metal device in her hooves. 

 

"Ooooh, what does this thing do?"

 

"Don't touch that Doomsday device!" he shouted in a panic.

 

He startled Pinkie Pie causing her to lose her grip on the doomsday device, which then fell on the floor and exploded with a blinding flash of light.

 

"Oops, silly me."

 

"You idiot!" he shouted.

 

Suddenly the entire planet of Earth exploded in a fiery explosion, followed by a sphere of fiery explosions expanding at a rapid rate through space. It wasn't long till the expanding explosions reached Mars vaporizing it on contact.

 

The explosions continued to expand faster and faster until the galaxies and space itself is gone leaving only plain white emptiness and the doomsday device itself floating in nothing.

 

However after about five minutes of the universe being destroyed the doomsday device beeped, thus recreated the universe in a blinding flash of light.

 

"Whoa, that gave me a headache." said Pinkie Pie while rubbing her right hoof over her forehead.

 

"Luckily I gave it a fail-safe to recreate the universe." He stood up off the floor, then angrily spoke through gritted teeth while glaring at Pinkie Pie. "Just in case some idiot accidentally destroyed the universe."

 

Pinkie Pie jumped back into the box, unfortunately she jumped back out of it merely two seconds later.

 

"Well, my universe seems OK."

 

"I'm gonna wrap chains around that box!"

 

"You can't do that you monster!

 

To be continued

Edited May 5, 2013 by Rush