The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[MLP Moth 224]

Old guy pfffft I win

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Not much of a threat, seeing that your sword's edge has been worn down from hitting that rock. 2/10

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

An eight legged horse, although fast, just provides more meat.

[Vapor Trail 85]

SANDVICH!!!!!!

[Hastur 505]

Kira: *chuckles* I am the Prince of Life and Death. So 1/10

[Malinter 3,064]

One time I flew so fast I destroyed the universe. Beat that.

 

5/Red.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

fucked 

[Loriem 639]

Pretty well screwed, she looks badass.

[Malinter 3,064]

Fus Ro-  Oh, its only you.

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

You think you're so big? The Asbyrgi Canyon, located in Iceland, is actually my footprint. Look it up.

[Malinter 3,064]

Isn't Odin supposed to be riding your ass?

[toby rogers 258]

you should 

[Malinter 3,064]

Aw shit, another me.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Aww shit, I hate this guy!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

A Raichu, and I might be slightly unnerved. But probably not.

 

And that is a Raichu. A Pikachu? No problem.

Edited October 10, 2013 by Questioner

[toby rogers 258]

oh my god i can't handle the cuteness*head explodes with rainbows everywhere*

you ninja OT: I've seen worse and uglier 

Edited October 10, 2013 by rwby rose

[Malinter 3,064]

I'm an insomniac, you have to power over me!

Edited October 10, 2013 by Nail Malinter

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Elements of Harmony, HA. I have magical runes carved on my teeth.

[Malinter 3,064]

Teeth eh? I summon Colgate Minuette!!!!

 

You see that guy, he hasn't brushed this teeth since Ragnarok! Attack!!!

 

*sigh* yes, i'll cover the bill, bloody dentists...

 

Edited October 10, 2013 by Nail Malinter

[toby rogers 258]

i will steal your soul and sacrifice to a demon lord, then rip your skin off and bind books with it, then feed my pets with whats left of you. jk to the moon

[Malinter 3,064]

Hey, Hey Luna, look. *bends over*

 

Full Moon. huehuehue....

[toby rogers 258]

B**ch i control all moons, also at first i was joking but now i will steal your soul and sacrifice to a demon lord, then rip your skin off and bind books with it, then feed my pets with whats left of you.

[Malinter 3,064]

*drunk and singning* Lady of the night, cover me me shite!

[MichaelxXxTrixie 433]

I'm dead

Edited October 10, 2013 by MichaelxXxTrixie

[Malinter 3,064]

Slow down, Scootaloo. You'll start a fire or something.