The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Hastur 505]

*two fists comes out of beard and punches Smash n Dash and DarkStar*

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

 

 

That's pretty much what I said.

 

What else can you say, bloody Chuck Norris is out to kill you. xD 

[Overdrive 5,366]

What else can you say, bloody Chuck Norris is out to kill you. xD 

Well, he is an old man now. Can't be as good as he used to be.

[Hastur 505]

Are you questioning my immortality?

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

 

 

Well, he is an old man now. Can't be as good as he used to be.

 

 

Chuck Norris died 9 years ago, death just doesn't have the guts to tell him that yet.  

[Overdrive 5,366]

No, I'm questioning your sanity at this point.

[Hastur 505]

GOOD! *punches you*

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Ducks, bucks Norris straight in the nuts, then curbstomps his head like a pumpkin* Now what, Chuck?

[Hastur 505]

*laughs and throws you and Celestia into the motherf  cking sun*

[Overdrive 5,366]

Looks like that Viagara's really helping some areas, but not all.

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

@, 

 

You must understand, Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to loose. 

[Hastur 505]

*punches Smash n Dash somehow*

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Grabs Norris' weakness (yes there is one. Her name is Sheri J. Wilson, look it up). Threatens to blow her head off*

[Hastur 505]

I am now Ceilin' Cat. Watch this battle between me and Basement Cat 

[Overdrive 5,366]

Success.

[Hastur 505]

*accidentally blows up da intire earthz*

[Overdrive 5,366]

I'm a pegasus, genius. I can fly pretty damn fast.

[Hastur 505]

*ceiling cat chases you as a tornado*

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Sends cyclone back, counteracts tornado*

Edited September 1, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[Hastur 505]

*Ceilin' Cat is now in front of you* 

[Overdrive 5,366]

*pulls out minigun* Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

[Hastur 505]

*looks at you as I become the Narrator((See avatar))* A being of my kind cannot die, even if shot in the head, or stabbed in the chest. Said a once world renowned Death God. * walks closer* I am not a God of Death, however. But I'm still a force not to be reckoned with, Smash n Dash...yes... * turns into smoke and appears behind you* A force...not to be reckoned with...

Edited September 1, 2014 by Ceilin' Cat

[Overdrive 5,366]

*grabs holy water, beings exorcism incantation*

[Hastur 505]

I have been here since the beginning...and I shall remain...until the end, there is nothing Holy of that water you hold, and a binding made by mortals cannot hold me...*the objects vanish*

[Overdrive 5,366]

Oh yeah? Watch this *gets into time machine, goes back. Kills Ceilin' Cat's parents. Goes back to present*