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Huff huff! I have officially been elected the Mayor of MLP Forums! And you can't stop me!

 

My first order as the mayor is for everyone to bake me a cake.


Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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Do you understand how the executive branch works...?

No.

 

NOW MAKE ME A CAKE


Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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Son, take off my work clothes right now! Unless you wanna do the taxes and wash the dishes and do my job for me?!?

Dang it you!

 

Stop RUINING my LIFE!

 

Now bake me a cake, buck dang it! I AM THE MAYOR!

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Dang it you!

 

Stop RUINING my LIFE!

 

Now bake me a cake, buck dang it! I AM THE MAYOR!

I don't care if you are the dictator of Denmare or the president of Ponyville! You live under my house, you live under my rules!!!

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I don't care if you are the dictator of Denmare or the president of Ponyville! You live under my house, you live under my rules!!!

Well I'll just run away!

Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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To where?!? Do you think that some "moderator" or "admin" will just "give you" a new home?!?

I'll find some place! Because clearly you don't care about me!

Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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I'll find some place! Because clearly you don't care about me!

You wanna be a homeless pony?!? Why just the other day I was walking home from work and this creepy pink pony claimed that she "had invited me to a 'Pinkie Party'" and that I should drop by her so called "Sugarcube Corner"!!! I tell you some youth just don't respect their elders! She was bouncing around as she said it. Bless her heart, she was probably on some kinda drugs she's been taking...

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Here is "your" "cake", "mayor".

Thank you.

 

Hmm...tastes...cardboardy.


Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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I get to be SUPREME OVERLORD-DICTATOR-FÜHRER-FELD0-PREMIER-MUFFIN-DETECTIVE-PAULRYAN-INVESTIGATOR.

I get to make obscure and unfunny references to Calvin and Hobbes.

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OK, let me just melt down this Chocolate Ex Lax for icing and you'll have a chocolate cake in no time.

In fact, I think this cake will get your first term to get "Going" right quick.

 

 

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