writing Quick Poem: An Ode to the Bad Driver

[MotoBrony 77]

First, a little back story. I was riding my quad through my neighborhood to get to some trails. I was doing roughly 10 MPH (The limit is 20), I was in my lane, trying to stay as off the road as possible. I noticed a speeding SUV come cresting over the hill ahead, the driver looking down at her cell phone (Presumably texting). I flash my lights a couple times, which caught her attention, as she looked up and swerved hard back into her lane. 

"Grrrr.... I'M SO ANGRY I WROTE A POEM"

An Ode to the bad driver:

Oh bad driver, in your silver SUV,
Why will you not watch for little 'ol me?
Can your silly text messages wait?
With your Ford pointed at me, I felt I would soon face my fate!

Let's take a minute 
to see how your driving has afflicted
this little neighborhood thus far:
You've run stop signs, crossed lanes, and Done double the speed limit
In that Metal cage you call a car!

You see me as a danger, while I ride my quad, not looking for trouble.
You are now racing towards me (as I'm on said quad) at 40 MPH from behind your two-ton bubble.
Glancing at your phone, typing out your "El Oh El" and your "Jay-Kay", 
Put your phone away! 

You're a menace, you are.
If it were my choice I'd impound your car!
Bad driver, you nearly took my life.
You can see how this may cause a bit of a strife.

Bad driver I ask of you,
If you hit a little kid what would you do?

[Scootadress 361]

Sounds like my whole school in a nutshell. Teachers and all. I agree, they shouldn't have access to cars. I nearly got hit myself (by a teacher no less!)

Edited July 10, 2013 by Scootadress