Count to a million

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

205269

 

$5 for a cup of coffee.

Isn't that practically what it costs at Starbucks?

[Overdrive 5,366]

205270

 

I'm poor, and have more common sense than to go to Starbucks.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

205.,271+

 

I understand that completely

Since my dad's a pastor

[Overdrive 5,366]

205272

 

Plus, my mother worked for them for about 5 years, and she'd tell me all the stories of crap they'd have to do.

[Red Note 31]

205273.

 

Haven't been ninja'd.

[Overdrive 5,366]

205274

 

You're here at a quiet time in the day, that's why.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205275

 

Hello Red!

[Overdrive 5,366]

205276

 

The body cannot operate on 4 hours of sleep.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205277

 

I must not be human then.

[Overdrive 5,366]

205278

 

It's killing me. I guess I kinda had it coming.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

205.,275+

 

Yeah, sadly a lot of places don't treat their employees well...,

[Overdrive 5,366]

205280

 

It wasn't that. It's just the hours were horrible, the customers were ignorant, and it didn't pay as much as it should have. Trust me, I did my time in the food industry. Never again.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205281

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep at all.

 

 That does sound pretty bad.

[Overdrive 5,366]

205282

 

Word of advice: avoid the service industry as much as you can.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205283

 

I will follow that advice to the best of my ability.

[Overdrive 5,366]

205284

 

And I just realized I contradicted myself.

 

Sir Lancelot: [Sir Galahad the Chaste is being seduced by an entire castle full of young women] We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.

Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.

Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.

Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.

Sir Lancelot: Am not.

Edited November 10, 2014 by Overdrive

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205285

[Overdrive 5,366]

205286

 

King Arthur: I am your king.

Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays... ]

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205287

[Raritas 6,820]

205'288

 

Join's thread, sees Monty Python quotes.... EPIC 

 

Hello everyone

[Overdrive 5,366]

205289

 

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?

Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!

Sir Bedevere: A newt?

Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.

Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

205290

 

Hey Raritas!

[Overdrive 5,366]

205291

 

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

King Arthur: Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?

[Raritas 6,820]

205'292

 

'Ello there Base and Smash

[Overdrive 5,366]

205293

 

Hey Raritas

 

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have.

King Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.