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  1. 1. What should happen after 1 million is reached?

    • Start over at 1
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    • Keep counting to infinity (count to the next million(s))
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    • Count back down to 1 (then back up)
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*Uses Magic Gypsy Dice*

*Space Woona's IPhone turns into a lamp made out of bear hair*


"What is reality

     We cannot know

        For we are all insane"

                                    -Magic Gypsy Dice

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He was drunk. Like...he shouldn't have been allowed within 100 yards of a car. I know where my limit is. And once I hit it, I stop drinking entirely. My limit is somewhere around 3-5 drinks. So we're all laying out on the concrete by the pool and the sun is IN-TENSE. so I get up and move a chair over to shade all of us. Everyone was like, "OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST!" I walk around them and my brother proceeds to knock me off my balance, allowing gravity to control where I go. Which was in the water. 

 

And I was carrying my phone. 

 

And it's not waterproof. 

 

Guess what? It shorted. That thing is about as fried as most American foods. 

 

And I'm pissed at him. He doesn't realize how pissed I am. As far as he knows, I don't care too much. But I do. It's not about the phone. I can easily replace a phone. It's the principal of the matter. He doesn't consider the way I feel about things. He doesn't consider that if I were to do some of the things to him that he does to me, he would punch me in the mouth. He doesn't consider that I hate being wet. That I didn't want to bring wet clothes all the way back up here with me. But I am far less aggressive than he is. I'm usually very forgiving, but he's the exception because he's the only person who makes me feel as though my thoughts and feelings about things are given no regard. Nobody I know but him would have even thought to push me in that pool. And he didn't do it to anyone else there but me. It's like he's got to be better than me, and I resent him for it. 

 

So anyway, I was going to go get a new one on insurance but the deductible is $100. My dad still had his old iPhone 5 so he just asked me if I wanted to save the hundred bucks and use that til my contract goes up next month. 

 

But yeah. The phone is easily replaced, and no my feelings will not stay hurt over it. He just doesn't understand how sick and tired I am of his childish bullshit. He doesn't respect me and I'm getting tired of it. I'm coming to a point where I'm going to address this or he pretty much won't have a relationship with his brother. 

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Dang it! lol


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I refuse to let go until I'm depressed.
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Does he know that you are a brony?

 

Yeah. He doesn't care about that. He's just always trying to one-up me. That's all it is. He's been doing that since he was 4. And I just want to tell him that it's not a contest. It's not about being better than the other. 


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I'm sorry that your relationship with your brother isn't very good, Woona.

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I need to go eat dinner.

 

It's not that it's bad so much that he just needs to learn to respect me. I still like hanging out with him and shooting the shit with him. But I would appreciate it if he would not do stupid shit like push me in the pool when he clearly knows I hate being wet. 

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He also knows how much of an electronics buff that I am and if he pushes me into water, odds are something on my person will be broken as a result. 


I'm really in the mood to watch Finding Nemo. 

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He also knows how much of an electronics buff that I am and if he pushes me into water, odds are something on my person will be broken as a result. 

I'm really in the mood to watch Finding Nemo. 

LOVE THAT MOVIE!! <3 "Touch the butt!"

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Just say to him "You are kind of bring a dick."

 

I think he got the idea when I got out of the pool and didn't even want to make eye contact with him as a way of communicating my frustration with him. He was apologizing to me for breaking my phone. I really wasn't mad about him breaking my phone. He was legitimately sorry for it anyway. But he wasn't apologizing for the right thing. And forgive me if I'm sounding like a woman here, but he knows I hate it when he pushes me in the pool. He knows I hate being wet and he does it anyway. I was mad about being shoved in the pool. He knows I don't like being messed with. I'm the guy who will retreat to his room for four hours at a time to read a book. I don't mess with other people and I don't like to be messed with. At least, in a physical way. I like to tell jokes and shoot the breeze. Not wrestle. 

 

But yeah. I'm mad at him because he was apologizing for entirely the wrong thing. He should have been apologizing for being so disrespectful to me. I mean, it was senseless. There was no reason for him to do it except to push my buttons. He's twenty-frickin-one. Not six. There's no reason to still be doing this. 


LOVE THAT MOVIE!! <3 "Touch the butt!"

 

I know 

 

P. Sherman 

42 Wallaby Way

Sydney

 

better than I know my own address. 

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I think he got the idea when I got out of the pool and didn't even want to make eye contact with him as a way of communicating my frustration with him. He was apologizing to me for breaking my phone. I really wasn't mad about him breaking my phone. He was legitimately sorry for it anyway. But he wasn't apologizing for the right thing. And forgive me if I'm sounding like a woman here, but he knows I hate it when he pushes me in the pool. He knows I hate being wet and he does it anyway. I was mad about being shoved in the pool. He knows I don't like being messed with. I'm the guy who will retreat to his room for four hours at a time to read a book. I don't mess with other people and I don't like to be messed with. At least, in a physical way. I like to tell jokes and shoot the breeze. Not wrestle. 

 

But yeah. I'm mad at him because he was apologizing for entirely the wrong thing. He should have been apologizing for being so disrespectful to me. I mean, it was senseless. There was no reason for him to do it except to push my buttons. He's twenty-frickin-one. Not six. There's no reason to still be doing this. 

 

I know 

 

P. Sherman 

42 Wallaby Way

Sydney

 

better than I know my own address. 

XDD Just keep swimming, just keep swimming~~

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*Fires KFZ38-SWE8 at yayayayayala :3*

*5,000 sheep fall on yayayayayala :3*


"What is reality

     We cannot know

        For we are all insane"

                                    -Magic Gypsy Dice

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I would have punched him in the face.

 

I was tempted to throw the phone in his face with all my strength, but like I said, I'm far less aggressive. I'm not vengeful or violent. He doesn't understand why I get pissed at him for things that I wouldn't be so mad about with anyone else. He's my brother. He should know me better than most anyone else. I hold him to a higher standard. 

 

But yes. He deserves to be punched in the face. 

 

 

XDD Just keep swimming, just keep swimming~~

 

POTTY BREAK! POTTY BREAK! WE HAVE 4.2 MINUTES!

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I was tempted to throw the phone in his face with all my strength, but like I said, I'm far less aggressive. I'm not vengeful or violent. He doesn't understand why I get pissed at him for things that I wouldn't be so mad about with anyone else. He's my brother. He should know me better than most anyone else. I hold him to a higher standard. 

 

But yes. He deserves to be punched in the face. 

 

 

 

POTTY BREAK! POTTY BREAK! WE HAVE 4.2 MINUTES!

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That's the thing: he's your brother. He also knows he can get away with it because he knows you so well.


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*Fires KFZ38-SWE8 at Rising*

*Invisible cow start firing apple ray gun*


"What is reality

     We cannot know

        For we are all insane"

                                    -Magic Gypsy Dice

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