Count to a million

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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you been looking at my browsing history?

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Why, Woona?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

6 minutes ago, Da(wn)s Capschen :3 said:

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#VeganDildo

 

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Edited October 30, 2017 by Da(wn)s Capschen :3

[lomk 20,663]

3 minutes ago, Da(wn)s Capschen :3 said:

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Why, Woona?

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It blew up all over the place. :c

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Talking of cucumbers.

I found this whilst "surfing" the internet

Spoiler

Nah, I wouldn't post that here

 

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Oh shiieet

PM Dawn

[lomk 20,663]

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Yeah. I lost a good portion of my soup. :/

Also, it made a mess I had to clean so. 

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Das not nice

I hate when that happens...

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Err, can you just direct me to the one for taking a pee?

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Edited October 30, 2017 by Dawnchaser

[lomk 20,663]

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Yeah. My can was too big for just one bowl so I engineered a solution. I put a paper plate on my bowl and a coffee mug on the plate. Mug on plate on bowl. Soup pops, stopped by plate. Plate gets forces exerted on it, but is held in place by mug. 

Why am I an accountant and not an engineer?

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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I hate having to use steelwool because I didn't clean on time and it won't go away...

the smell of iron...

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Mmm, iron, the smell of blood

Had the blood service on the phone earlier

"have you been out of the country in the last 6 months"

'well, where do I start...'

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Yeah... I hate it ; it's so ... I can't even describe it...

At least it gives me a hint before I'm about to lose half a litre of blood through my nose c:

hahaha, brilliant

[Telferi 6,906]

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Hey Feri

[Telferi 6,906]

Hey Cawnps! c:

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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How you doing?

[Telferi 6,906]

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Good, how about you? :3

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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I'm fine thanks

[Telferi 6,906]

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That's great! ^^